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Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13068 - Favs: 6,127 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,112 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
Cinderbella by MemoriesUnderTheFloorboards reviews
After the death of her parents, Isabella is left in the care of her stepmother and two stepsisters, forced to work off debts she does not owe and edure her cruel nickname: Cinderbella. But when an invitation for the ball arrives, can she find true love?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,978 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4285 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Bringing Out The Best In You by x0xMoonlessnightx0x reviews
Bella Swan has lived in Forks her whole life. She is the most popular girl at Forks high school but hardly enjoys her life at all. A new family is comming to town and her friends already have them pinned as 'Losers'.Full summery on chapter 3. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,638 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Sunrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
He looked pointedly at my wrist, then he locked his eyes with mine again. His expression was carefully blank, but his eyes held an emotion that I couldn’t place. All he said was, 'That’s why you’ll regret it.' ::sequel to Moonrise.::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,197 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Beauty by Niamh929 reviews
Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,859 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dedication by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Edward never came back. A year later, Bella is the singer in the band Werewolf. Every song has the same dedication. “To the vampire who broke my heart and left me for dead.” What happens when Edward comes across a CD?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
My Breaking Point by xxxtwilightgurlxxx reviews
Bella's dad beats her. What will happen when she gives up on the world. Will Edward be there to save her from the life she has come to expect, or will she perish in the hands of fate? Sounds really corny, but is better then it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
The Haunted by Kiss My Fang reviews
Sequel to I Will Haunt You. My invisibility gave me a whole new level of temptation. It was the monster of me. sequel to first ending, not the alternate ending
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007
The Masquerade by Dazzled by toppaz reviews
1890's She is free spirited, a daughter of a rich merchant. He is a mysterious vampire. They meet at masquarade and fall in love. What happens when a jealous sister is your worst enemy? When a fire breaks out in Swan mansion Edward only has one choice...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,088 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/2/2007