One thing everyone should know about me. I will answer ANY question truthfully, so dont be afraid to ask if you have any.

Name: Jason or Jasper, as I am told that I will be called.

Gender: MALE!

Age: I'm in college at the moment. Not really, I'm 22.

Location: Poland. And other countries.

So I am half Polish and half American. I speak both languages but am fluent in Polish. I am learning Engrish currently and am terribly sorry if I am not able to understand.

Sexual Orientation: Gay. I am and I can't help that.

WARNING: I DONT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THESE ANIMES ARE! My friend told me to do them anyways.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box. (I didnt my brother does. I use it for Netflix though)
Played with Hot-wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (no make up)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total- 12 ...interesting. I am male

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 5

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses
You are known for being "evil"
Your favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
You hate waking up in the morning.
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 2

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
You love cakes and sweets.
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favourite subject is math
Total: 4

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends
You only talk when you need to
You're protective of people you care for.
Your favorite food is Japanese food
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower
Total: 3

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond
You're a very cynical person
You like to mess with your sibling
You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
You like Italian food
You get jealous easily
You don't make friends easily
Total: 7

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games
Favorite subject, English
You enjoy cosplay
You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
You're very forgiving
You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like playing tricks on people
Total: 3

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
You're an excellent cook.
You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily
Total: 3

Result: Hikaru The Devil Type... Is that good or bad...?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (PASTA)
[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist.
[ ]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[x]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.

TOTAL: (5/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[x]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[ ]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x]You've had issues with money once or twice.

TOTAL: (3/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature.
[x]You think everything over before saying it.
[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.

TOTAL: (7/10)

Result: Kiku ...confused

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
(x) You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
() You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(2/10 for Romano)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
() You can seem to be very brash to other people
(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

(3/10) for America)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea
() you were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(x) You’re very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
(x) You get drunk quite easily
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

(4/10) for UK)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate
(x) You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
(x) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
() You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
() You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(3/10) for France)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood.
(x) You're very tall
() You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
() You love sunflowers
(x)You love vodka
(x) You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(5/10) for Russia)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

() You're often ignored by people
(x) You look younger than you actually are
(x) You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
(x) You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair like Italy
(x) You often get mistaken for someone else
(x) You feel under-appreciated
(x) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

(7/10) for Canada)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(x) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(x) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
() You want to become stronger

(2/10) for Prussia)

China (Wang Yao)

(x) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
() You love pandas
(x) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard
() You're good at drawing
() You like sweets

(2/10 for China)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

() You are very well-raised
(x) You're polite
() You love classical music
() You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(x) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
() You tend to call people 'morons.'
() You wear glasses

3/10

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

() You have a potty-mouth
() You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(x) You're very reliable
(x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(x) You're very faithful
() Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(x) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(x) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(x) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

6/10

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
(x) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
() You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather
() You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgewise

1/10

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

(x) You're very loyal
(x) You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
() You're very serious
(x) You have a lot of patience
() You think too much about philosophical stuff
() You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
() You're not very confident
()You were quite rebellious as a child
() You tend to let people walk all over you
() You're a born worrier

3/10

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

(x) You're very flamboyant
(x) You're quite hyperactive
() You can be quite goofy
(x) When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
(x) You're very wary of strangers
(x) It takes you ages to come out of your shell...
(x) However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
(x) You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
(x) You love pansies and corn-poppies
(x) You get up to lots of crazy antics

9/10

So, I'm POLAND! Oh the irony. Is that good?

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Jason

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Jasizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Purple Polar Bear

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Konrad Stawki

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Valjabro

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Green Vodka

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Alkroce

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Laie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Misio

Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Starfruit Meteor Shower

Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Purple Parrot

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (well thats actually true...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (in a way I am bi)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (I was)
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay (some girls clothes are awesome. I must wear them.)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I dont curse a lot, only when nessecary)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I SPACE OUT so I MUST not be paying attention.
I'm a BAD TEST TAKER so I MUST be stupid.
I'm COVERED IN SCARS so I MUST cut myself.

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yes

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes

3) How many houses have you lived in? 6

4) Favorite candy bar? I dont have one

6) Have you ever tripped someone? yes... on accident!

7) Least favorite school subject? Health or sciene

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Who?

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My boyfriend and Music

12) Favorite genre of music? I like all execpt Jazz or Opera

13) What is your zodiac sign? Gemini

14) What time were you born? I do not know

15) Do you like beer? Kinda

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Never

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I dont know

18) Are you sarcastic? Yes...sometimes.

9) What are your favorite colors? Purple and Green and Blue

20) How many watches do you own? Three

21) Summer or winter? Summer, then I can go around with out a stupid shirt.

23) Favorite color to wear? Blue and purple

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? Black and purple

26) Where is your second home? America and England...and in Italy

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? No

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Five

30) How many video games do you own? 55 at the least

31) What was your first pet? German Shepard, Bach

32) Ever had braces? No

33) Do looks matter? Kinda

34) Do you use chapstick? Yes

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. No

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Abercombie!

37) Are you too forgiving? I dont think so.

38) How many children do you want? 3 or 4

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Eggs

41) Do you own a gun? Yes, like six

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yeah, I am right now.

43) When was the last time you cried? This morning

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Hung out with my boyfriend, my brother, and three of our friends

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? ...No?

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes. I got lost.

48) Nicknames? Son, Jasper (dont know why), Konrad, and Niso

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Yes

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Yes

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Not that I am aware of

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Like totally

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Not yet

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Yes. Its not mine. but yes.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yes...I guess.

57) Do you dye your hair? Yes. I just did.

58) Does anyone like you? Yes. Like four girls and two guys.

59) What year were you born? im not saying.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I think I was watching some childs show... I was either three or four.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No. Do I even want to know who that is?

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds.

63) Do you like yourself? I guess I'm okay.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My mother. Father is always working. He doesnt really like me either.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Ears, fingers, and legs.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Yes.

68) Do you own a webcam? Yes.

69) Have you ever stripped? ...Not in public.

70) Ever broke a bone? Yeah.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? no

73) Pringles or lays? Lays...

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes... :(

75) Rugrats or Doug? Like totally Rugrats!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I did.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? I cant be called that. I am called anorexic instead.

79) Do you have a birth mark? No. I had it removed.

80) Do you own a car? Yes, its in America though.

81) Can you cook? Hell yes! I'm the cook of my family of eight!

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) Gay Haters

2) Jocks

3) Cuban people

83) Do you text message yes

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? Yes

86) What do you want more than anything right now? A sandwich

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Kinda

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Eh its okay

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? I'm afraid I dont know what that is.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yeah.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Boyfriend

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Father and Brother

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Father

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friends

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Boyfriend

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? ummmmm

100) Who was the last person that called you? My boyfriend

Appearance:

[ ] I am shorter than 5′5″.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I tan/ burn easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[x] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I’ve had/have braces.
[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than two piercings.
[ ] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

Embarrassment:

[ ] I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[x] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[ ] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[x] I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:

[x] I’ve gotten stitches.
[x] Broken a bone.
[x] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[x] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
[x] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I’ve had serious surgery.
[x] I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:

[x] I’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I’ve been on a plane.
[x] I’ve been to Canada.
[ ] I’ve been to Cuba.
[x] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I’ve been to Ottawa.
[ ] I’ve gone to Sudbury.
[x] I’ve been to the Caribbean.
[x] I’ve been to Europe.
[x] I’ve been to Florida.

Experiences:

[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[ ] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I’ve been to a casino.
[x] I’ve been skydiving.
[x] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[x] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] I’ve crashed a car.
[x] I’ve been skiing.
[ ] I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[ ] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I’ve eaten Sushi.
[x] I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

[ ] I’m single.
[x] I’m in a relationship.
[ ] I’m engaged.
[ ] I’m married.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced.
[ ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

Honesty/Crime:

[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve snuck out.
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I’ve ran a red light.
[ ] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[ ] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[ ] I’ve been arrested.

Death and Suicide:

[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[x] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
[x] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
[ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism:

[ ] I own over 5 rap CD’s.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collected comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on E-Bay.
[x] I own something from Abercrombie

Random:

[x] I can sing well.
[ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don’t kill bugs
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar. (Sometimes)
[ ] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
[ ] I love spam.
[ ] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[x] My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. (Purple, green, blue)
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[ ] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I’m really ticklish.
[ ] I like white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[x] I’m good at remembering names.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates.
[x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Im honestly unsure)
[x] All my answers were totally honest.

FANFICTION UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!! Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA), Verdigurl (New Zealand), justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), Andie-san (Canada), HitachiinGirl1 (USA), Jason-Purple-Obsession (Poland/USA)

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I know that I am not female, but I want to see how girly of a gay guy I am….

[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[x] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[x] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[ ] you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[x] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[x] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets

Total So Far: 5

Do you:
[x] Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work
[x] Have had a hair color that is not natural
[x] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it
[x] Constantly keep your phone at your side.
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Have a name for your car
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"

Total So Far: 11

Do you love:
[ ] Makeup
[x] Glitter
[ ] The color Pink
[ ] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[x] Shoes
[x] Rainbows
[x] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[ ] Flowers
[x] Stuffed Animals
[ ] Purses

Total So Far: 17

Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[ ] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[x] Hollister
[x] American Eagle
[x] Abercrombie Fitch
[x] Aeropostal

Total So Far: 21

Do you say:
[x] Whatever
[x] Oh my gosh/goodness
[x] Hun
[ ] Fugly
[x] That's hot
[x] Dunzo
[x] Darling
[x] Bff
[x] Cutie
[x] Hottie
[ ] Skank
[x] Totally
[x] For Sure
[x] Fabulous

Total So Far: 33

Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[x] People
[x] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[x] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com

Total So Far: 36

Do you love these:
[x] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[x] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[ ] Bring it On
[x] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You

Total So Far: 39

Do you really enjoy:
[x] America's Next Top Model
[x] Project Runway
[x] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[x] Degrassi

Total So Far: 43

Now add the total and multiply by 2:

86% Girly wow...

Afraid much?

Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects. (Just needles)
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone

Total so far: 3

B
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
Bathmophobia Fear of stairs or steep places.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

Total so far: 3

C
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

Total so far: 5

D
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.

Total so far: 5

Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

Total so far: still 5

G
Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.

Total so far: 5

H
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

Total so far: 5

I
Itrophobia - Fear of doctors.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

Total so far: still 5

K
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

Total so far: still 5

L
Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

Total so far: 5

M
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

Total so far: 5

N
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

Total so far: 7

O
Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

Total so far: still 7

P
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Philophobia - Fear of love.
Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

Total so far: 7

Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

Total so far: 7

T
Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Tychiphobia – Fear of accidents.

Total so far: 9

V-Z
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers
Zoophobia - Fear of animals

Total: 10 I know I scare pretty easily.