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Poll: Looking to start a Hermione piece, who should I OTP with first: Draco Malfoy or Oliver Wood? Vote Now!
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Joined 05-09-14, id: 5720048, Profile Updated: 07-09-17
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Better Luck Next Time IS BACK (sorry it's been so long). New poll to help decide what to do next linked here!

Check it out the piece here and please, please, please review:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11765936/1/Better-Luck-Next-Time

Heyo, welcome to my profile. As you can tell I'm sassypress, which is very fitting since I write and I'm sassy (oh look at that). I promise I'm a nice person though and I'd love to talk to you so feel free to message me!

You can also check out my tumblrs (ya, I know, I'm so hip) @patronusdawg (my HP tumblr) or @sassypress (my main account) they are both trainwrecks so enjoy!

I'd also love to read your stuff, so message me if you want me to read anything or review a piece! My writing style is decent so I can give constructive criticism over that stuff too.

More about me:

Status: Currently perpetually broke

Gender- F

Favorite color- Blue

Fashion style- "Trendy" meaning most of my clothes is from thrift stores or middle school.

Yes, I'm from the US, yes I love pizza, no I'm not obese. I love being active and spending time with my friends as well as watching TV and reading and all that jazz.

Things I do in my spare time: workout (I gym bro), make bad jokes, chill w/ friends, and write FF (duh)

Harry Potter House: Slytherin

Fandoms: HP (of course), The Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson, etc. etc.

Out of My Reach by ShopacholicRed reviews
He was heir to the one family hers couldn't stand and yet it didn't stop her from wanting him. She was just another member of their world's most obnoxious family, but then why was he feeling a growing attraction to her? They say there is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable and the only way to get rid of the temptation is for them to yield to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 334,281 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 5/15/2017 - [Scorpius M., Lily Luna P.] [Dominique W., OC] - Complete
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Three Can Play the Game reviews
Hermione lands a job working for a new Quidditch team... but her professional demeanor is no way prepared for the world of sports... or the fight for her heart by two eligible bachelors. Reviews welcomed, let me know if I should keep going!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Oliver W.
The Six reviews
Once again the world is plummeting into chaos and Percy Jackson must rise to the occasion. A prophecy has claimed that the six children of the Big Three are to set out and save the world, but the numbers don't quite add up. X-over between Percy Jackson & the Olympians and The Heroes of Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Nico A., Percy J., Jason G., Hazel L.
Curry
I haven't written a piece in a few years so here's just a tiny one shot to get me back in the game before I start a big project! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Published: 9/3/2015
Glad You Came reviews
My first story, Dramoine. Ginny takes Hermione to a club for a girls night after a bad break up with Ron... and who do they meet up with? Inspired by the Wanted's "Glad you came". It's a bit old but I just wanted to try it out! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.