Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change his views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?

"It wasn't supposed to happen like this. Adrien would be lying he said he never imagined finding out who Ladybug was. In his imagination, it had always happened dramatically after a battle, or maybe romantically on the top of the Eiffel Tower or Notre Dame. But it was always supposed to be to Chat Noir. Never to Adrien."

Madara kicks the bucket, leaving Obito free to do his own thing. Thing about teenagers, however, is that they rarely listen and do as they're told... So Obito winds up returning to the Hidden Leaf with White Zetsu and his clones along for the ride. Crackfic. One-shot.

There are many clichés in the FanFiction community, I decided to pick some and put them all into one story. This fanfic is incredibly stupid, read at your own risk.

Hinata is having a bad day.

Debating with Hugo isn't really debating. Most of the time it was actually just delaying your defeat with a few words. Even if the argument was trivial and completely stupid, he still sounded smarter. Especially if you were Lily. (I'm not sensitive to reviews of any kind.)

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

"I think we should have sex." "You want to do what now?" Scorose's first time in accordance to the 'When The Apple' universe. Sexual themes but NO actual smut. August 2022- Scorpius POV. One-shot. Enjoy :)

When word travels around Karasuno that poor Hinata has fallen ill from a stomach virus, Tanaka and Nishinoya take it upon themselves to make their beloved kohai feel better. Unfortunately for Hinata, their ideas for treatments aren't all they're cracked up to be.

Just what does he feel and see when he notices her?

It's a rainy day and strange things happen after practice. And why does Hinata begin acting really weird? Oneshot!

Hermione gets dared to snog Ron. Slight AU, takes place in sixth year. One-shot. My gift to Ron for his birthday! :D Rated for intense snogging.

Rose Weasley, fed up with her family's Christmas crazy, disappears for a day to the last place anyone would look.

Its been a couple of months since Madara has patched up and rescued Obito from the aftermath of cave in during the third shinobi world war. After trying to figure out a use for the boy, Madara finally has decided; to make Obito carry on his name after he dies. However, things don't always run smoothly at first...

Harry's kids come back from the future to confront him about their names...and worse. Will Harry be able to stop naming them stupid things or will Crookshanks become the new Dark Lord?

Immediately after the war the Creevey family is given Colin's camera. They shut it away in Colin's old bedroom for years. Six years later Dennis takes the camera out to have the film developed. Inside they find the pictures Colin had taken of the Battle of Hogwarts, using the photo's Dennis slowly pieces together the puzzle that was his brother's final hours of life.

Chitose. Her karuta-obsessed sister with her karuta-obsessed boyfriend. Ugh. Lighthearted fluff. Chihaya/Arata

Apples are whores, didn't you know? Always letting people slime all over them. But Draco, it seems, will never learn the dangers of falling for fruits...Drapple.

They met, they recognised a kindred spirit and they fell in love. Now, with wailing babies in their arms, they'd reached a full circle. -oneshot-

What if Gasai Yuno hadn't panicked when she couldn't raise Yuki from the dead at the end of the first Survival game? We know that Gasai Yuno's usual solution to any problem is "stab it, If that doesn't work, then stab it some more", but what if she took a more calm approach this once?

A scene of the life of Harry Potter, viewed through the pink glasses of Science. Oneshot, Bullying, Pre-Hogwarts, non-Magic.

Rose's eyes widened and she leaned forward, taking another whiff. Then she looked like she was going to pass out.

Minato comes to stop Naruto from unleashing the Kyuubi. However things don't go as planned and Minato is trying desperately to convince Naruto that he is his father.

Scorpius Malfoy gets his face attacked by a rampant Rose Weasley! Snogging! Jealousy! And what the hell is up with these random broom closets? Read and Review! I suck at summaries! One-shot!

"If anyone here can give good cause as to why these two should not be married, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace."

"What are you doing in St Ottery Malfoy?" She demanded, hands on hips. He looked up, his eyes darted around. "Malfoy, I'm talking to you!" "There's no one else here… Are you talking to me?" he asked, sounding extremely confused.

What happens when you mix classic fairy tales with Digimon characters and lunacy? Cracked-out parodies that will cause you to see a psychiatrist, that's what! Takumi!

When it's time for Scorpius to tell Ron Weasley that he's been dating his daughter since the Fifth Year, not everything goes exactly as planned. Written for the Harry Potter Quote Challenge.

When Kanou notices how close Ren and Abe seem to be he asks the to to recieve a strange answer from Ren! Rated T for just one cuss word, can you guess which?

Co-written with bad feeling haver for the JC RP/NSWFF Challenge. Tagline: Albus Scorpius a rogue wand is a recipe for disaster! Characters: Albus, Scorpius, Draco, Harry, Mr Ollivander muggles. Sort of cross-over with real life.

insanity what else can I say? warning: swearing, violence, blood, gore the usually lovely stuff Rated M! I don't know about the genre! WARNING: some parts are disturbing for most of the people!