Hey Im TJ!!

The meaning behind my penname is: My friends all decided im Rosalie, and as we know Carlisles idea was that rose and edward would make a good pair, and as edward refers to bella as a lamb, i went with lambofthenight to symbolize Rosalie because she was left for dead in the street in the middle of the night.

I am selling New Moon trading cards for anyone who is interested. here is the site please contact me through there. Also Im looking for the Twilight trading cards full set if you know where I can get it send me a message! Thnx.

I have quite writing I am Bella and Dancing with Cinderella because I know that there is problems with them, I contemplated rewriting them but when i started what would be I am Bella its turning out completely different. So sorry to the readers who loved them and wanted to read more, but its not going to happen.

I love Twilight its like the best thing thats happened to me in a long time and helped me through a particularly rough time in my fam.

"And so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb" "What a stupid lamb" "What a sick masochistic Lion" - Edward and Bella Twilight

"ugh I see what everyone was talking about, Jacob, you stink" -Bella Breaking Dawn

Absolute all time favorite quote: Isabella Swan, I promise to love you forever- every single day of forever, will you marry me? - Edward Cullen Eclipse

I am also pretty Obsessed with Harry Potter though Im so caught up with Twilight at this point in time I have no quotes off the top of my head!

Any Pics I can find to go along with my story will be posted on my page! If any of the links dont work please let me know!

These are for storys i have stopped writing.

heres the link for Bellas dress

And Alices Dress

And Angelas Dress

My Personal Alternate Names
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tesizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Lamb

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Foxteson

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue Margarita

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): EXATCSY

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): May

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Dust

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Job

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Blue Eyepatch

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this on your profile.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

Corey is my life and soul! I love you my big strong Emmett!

Totally Read and Review my stories please!! Virtual Cookies are available.

Just like the Chocolate chip cookie (:) you see above this statement!! XD

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

Quotes

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. XD only somtimes i swear

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you freak out during a thunderstorm because you truly think that vampires are out there playing baseball, copy and paste this on your profile