Matchet Hatchethide bio
 Matchet Hatchet is a fanfiction writer with several stories of varying weirdness on the way of becoming real. Currently, her only published work on this site, A Mad Tea Party, is being re-written due to a change of writing style and general that's-not-how-the-Mad-Hatter-is. Her hobbies include: writing about herself in the third person, playing video games, writing, reading, and reviewing movies/comics/television shows/whatever the hell she wants to. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I just would like to know where that popped up at. And to know what toma sota balcu means. And to kinda-sorta freak out any superstitious people. :) |
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Ruled by Impossibility by Yarrie - Water Master reviews
Near is trying to make sure that some part of Mello outlives him, no matter how small. It must be done, because he doesn't want to mourn. Mello...has other ideas. Subtle Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - [Mello, Near] - Complete
An Ahnvee by BiteMeTechie reviews
An ahnvee: a Cajun-French expression meaning "a longing or hunger."
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Killer Croc, OC] - Complete
The Hanged Man by Twinings reviews
By the roots of my hair some god got hold of me. I sizzled in his blue volts like a desert prophet.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harley Q., Jonathan C. - Complete
Dancing with Madness by Mademoiselle Anime Amour reviews
Jervis Tetch virtually has nothing to live for. Rejected and picked on for the vast majortity of his life, it's no wonder he feels this way. Alice Pleasance then steps into his life. A closer look at the relationship between Alice and Jervis.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Mad Hatter, Alice P. - Complete
One Way Or Another by Twinings reviews
It's hard to believe, but villains can find love, too.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Pamela I., Jonathan C. - Complete
The Neighborhood by Sugary Snicket reviews
The Clearwater family has just moved to Gotham, & their life so far is idyllic, except for their odd next door neighbor who likes to wear purple suits. Little do they know the sick game they will play the pawns in... Rated for language & some violence.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Forgotten by fakiagirl reviews
When Gilbert moves into an old apartment in Vienna, he doesn't think much of the rumor that it's haunted. The only being that comes with the place is a rather aristocratic cat. However, the cat isn't all it seems. Two-shot, GilRod.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The Mild Level by sheslaysdragons reviews
Of all the levels of insanity in Arkham Asylum, Edward Nygma liked to believe that Level 1 was the worst.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler
Death of a Scarecrow by sheslaysdragons reviews
They were wrong. Batman wasn't losing his mind. He had already lost it. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/25/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Heart of an Assassin by Song Of Eternity reviews
Someone is killing people all over the world. There isn't much to go on, but L is determined to find this elusive assassin. But when the two finally meet, will they escape with their hearts? AU no notebook ShonenAi, Blood/Gore, Light's a REAL assassin!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - L, Light Y.
Lap Bat by CampionSayn reviews
This is a theoretical missing scene "Batman and Robin Must Die!" with Joker being…somewhat sane. You know, even if Batman did wake up in his lap in a graveyard. Which he knows Doctor Hurt is buried in somewhere. One-shot, mention of spoilers.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Interview with a Riddler by Spider RedNight reviews
Five chapters based off the patient interview tapes from Arkham Asylum. Patient's name is Edward Nigma, also known as the Riddler.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - The Riddler/E. Nigma - Complete
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Twelve Days of Riddler by SpyVsTailor reviews
Over the course of a year, they discover they aren't so very different.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,827 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Accordingly Invited by Sigart reviews
No shirts, no shoes, no problem! Sweden is inviting to partay! rated for some mild language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sweden - Complete
A Little Night Music by KNO3 reviews
Joker's death marked the end of an era. The city was moving on, filled with new heroes and new villains, and Scarecrow no longer had a place in Gotham. Romance between Harley Quinn and Jonathan Crane.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,131 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jonathan C., Harley Q. - Complete
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wishing for You by Mister Diddums reviews
There had come a point where America had the realization that he had fallen in love with the Moon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/25/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Shakespeare is Gender Confused by Tamer Lorika reviews
A record of the first time that Toris met a very convincing girl, and how he found out that he was sadly mistaken as to her gender. And how he figured out it really didn't matter. Not a Genben.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
I Don't Really Know How to Tell You This by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. When you have two dads and one jerk of a brother who all live in a rundown English pub, "meet the family" nights are not just awkward - they're horrifying. A PruCan high school story. Yes, another one! Yes I'm very serious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Complicated Shadow by Ellarose C reviews
The US government's witness protection program has never had a witness die while under its protection. After innocent civilian Arthur Kirkland witnesses a murder ordered by the Vargas mob, will a hero's protection be enough to keep the record clean?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,804 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
From Nashton to Nigma by theBalance reviews
My own spin on the Riddler's origin story. Violence, murder, offensive language and sexual references. What's not to like? Finished but not proofed.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler
Toys by FugueState reviews
V discovers the hazards of going mainstream.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011
Nightmares and Regrets by Nightmare1 reviews
Everyone has at some time felt regret. Sometimes, it comes too late. Read and review? Finished.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,072 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Moving On by ultraviolet128 reviews
Poor Holmes has been left without his Watson, but will a new case from an engaging young female client be enough to lift him from his black moods? SH/OC
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sherlock Holmes
Raining Diamonds by Caledonia1986 reviews
What went through V's head as he watched Evey in the rain? Set in Movie-Verse; Spoiler alert!
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
How to like People who like Cats by Ahmerst reviews
Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,042 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Monster by Dreamer676 reviews
The traditional story of how Jonathan Crane came to murder Sherry and paralyse Bo, but from a different stand-point all together.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/6/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Childhood's End by AZ-woodbomb reviews
Do not go gentle into that good night. Sherry Squires contest entry.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/24/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Hey, Mello by StrawberryMerry reviews
I know you're not really saying what everyone hears, because with every thrust of your hips, every burning kiss on my lips, and with every gentle touch to my body you tell me just how much you love him. And because I love you, asshole, I let you use me.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Twenty Questions by The Insanity of it All reviews
The rise of a peculiar villain with a thing for puzzles, and his subsequent descent into darkness...Cue the Riddler.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Good with Kids by Abarero reviews
England thinks that his visit will be ruined now that Sealand has invited himself along. Luckily for him, America knows exactly how to handle the young micro-nation. But with America busy, will England get the alone time he wants with his boyfriend? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blood and Ash by Jessi D reviews
Prussia has been dissolved but Gilbert still lives. But why? Gilbert is no longer Prussia but something else entirely.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Dating! by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
-Crack fic- Jervis decides that Jonathan needs a girlfriend. So what would any loyal friend do? Sign them up for Lava Life, of course!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Echoing the Riddler by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Query and Echo have been the Riddler's henchwenches for years. So what's on Echo's mind? And why exactly are the girls so loyal? Humor, character study. M for adult language and concepts. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Leporiphobia by Lauralot reviews
Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Salt by Alien ABC's reviews
He doesn't understand, but he obeys. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Good Cop, Bad Cop by Pargoletta reviews
On the occasion of Misa’s arrest, Light sees an opportunity to vanquish L once and for all. But complicated plans have a way of turning out to be unexpectedly fragile.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Full Circle by Jainaxox reviews
They say mental illness is hereditary. Luckily for the Gavin's, the concept of family never held any significance, anyway. Childhood fic centered on Kristoph and Klavier.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,286 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Masque's Off! by Checkerboards reviews
Ah, Halloween. Time for candy, parties, and total psychological meltdowns courtesy of Jonathan Crane. What could be better? The party planners of Gotham have some ideas that the Scarecrow's not going to like...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Dangerous by raison d'etat reviews
It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of Count D. It is especially unwise to meddle with Leon Orcot.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/29/2004
The Talk by Sarina Argus reviews
Set in the animated universe, Batman, Superman and Nightwing have 'The Talk' with Robin (humor)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/25/1999