This is a joint account between me and my friend!

Me: Psychotic Female of Many Names (House)

Her: HollywoodVampire (Wilson)

Why We're Making a Joint Account: We both like to write random House fics and usually think them up together and they're usually based on events that happened to us and so we decided we were going to use a joint account so that we didn't have to credit each other.

Tis true, Psychotic. This is Hollywood by the way. Yes, it's odd how similar the events of our day to day lives are to those of House and Wilson. And strangley enough we are quite like our character. No, Psychotic doesn't use a cane and I do not have a tie fetish but other than that. I mean doesn't her screen name (Psychotic) describe House?

Pairing: We are proud Hilson shippers

Why: Cuz Hilson is AWSOME!!

Haha, yesss. I am very psychotic. And I am called by many names. Hm. You know, we should probably list who our friends are and such... I want to do it!

Friends: JasperisMYeverything (aka Cutthroat Bitch/Thirteen)

IStarEdwardCullen1221 (aka Bella... she has no House name. How sad. :'( )

Oh, wow, do we really only have two friends on here besides us...? That is sad, Hollywood. Sad. I guess a lot of things are sad for us... That's sad, too. Ugh. Too much sadness. Your turn!

Alright!! Hmm...Bella needs a nickname. Maybe she can be Cameron or something. Let's see, what else should we talk about? Well I would like to take credit for getting Psychotic hooked on House, because I did!! Oh, and for future reference House's colour is Orange and Wilson's is Green. Don't ask, just accept, cuz it's a loooooong story. Also, I will speak on behalf of both Psychotic and myself, in that we highly dislike (yes Psychotic I used your hurtful words...again don't ask, just accept.) Stacy and Cutthroat Bitch. Stacy was mean and was selfish and grrrrrrrrr!! Cutthroat Bitch is just pure evil. There is no way she is right for Wilson. Only House is. And I will also never speak her name. I don't mean to offend anyone by that statement...it's just my oppinion. Hey, let's put down the pairings we don't like!!

Pairings we do not like: Cameron/House, Cameron/Wilson, Cameron/Foreman, Chase/House, Chase/Wilson, Cuddy/House, Cuddy/Wilson. Hmmmm...that should cover it. Psychotic, anything you'd like to add?

Um, we also don't like Wilson/Cutthroat Bitch (I also refuse to say her name) and Chase/Foreman and House/Foreman. Yeah. So. :D

And now I say adieu, because I'm lazy, have nothing else to add, hungry, and thirsty. Hm... WILSON, I'M A'GONNA CALL YOOOUUU.

.:PsychoticHollywood:.