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Copy and Paste things... of DOOM, DEATH, and DESTUCTION!

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family etc. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

Munchkins of the world unite! If you're short and proud, post this in your profile.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom(s), in no particular order.

1. Elfangor

2. Kurt

3. Brittany

4. Santana

5. Puck

6. Quinn

7. Blaine

8. Rachel

9. Marco

10. Artie

11. Mercedes

12. Tobias

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Quinn/Mercedes? No... QUICK FOREVER!!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Santana... well, I am a straight female, so... *coughs*

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Tobias got Rachel pregnant? That makes sense, but I would question K.A. Applegate's judgement in putting that in a kid's book... unless it was fanfiction.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

There are many fics about Marco.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Well, Kurt is gay and proud, so I don't think he and Quinn would work out.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Puck and Marco or Puck and Artie? Um... all of them are straight males. I guess Puck and Artie?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Blaine walks in on Kurt and Tobias...

Blaine would be devastated, and very confused.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Santana has left Brittany for Puck, so when Brittany's high school boyfriend shows up it means things are about to get interesting.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Elfangor/Rachel? No... There is Kurt/Ax fluff though

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Blaine/Tobias? Um... I have no clue, but seeing as Kurt cheated on Blaine with Tobias earlier...

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Brittany's not a book?

That was probably a blonde moment right there, but I'm brunette...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably not.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Puck/Kurt/Santana?

Surprisingly yes.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Rachel... I forgot which Rachel I was originally thinging of... no clue.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Elfangor/Quinn/Tobias?

Um... I wouldn't write that.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few days ago... not exactly sure when.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Elfangor and Blaine are in a happy relationship until Marco runs off with Santana. Elfangor, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Mercedes and a brief unhappy affair with Tobias, then follows the wise advise of Puck and finds true love with Brittany.

What title would you give this fic?

Confusion.

That story is all kinds of messed up...

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Blaine/Rachel? ANGRY. KLAINE FOREVER

Glee Fanfic Challenge! (II)

1. Quinn

2. Kurt

3. Blaine

4. Puck

5. Brittany

6. Mercedes

7. Tina

8. Artie

9. Finn

10. Santana

- Questions:

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Blaine/Santana? Never.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Blaine? Hot?

Pfft.

More like SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Mercedes got Quinn pregnant? Oh my...

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Well... I dislike Finn so no.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Tina and Kurt? No...

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Puck and Artie or Puck and Finn... are you implying something about Puck?

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Tina discovered Blaine and Artie in a secret relationship? She would tell everyone, leaving Kurt heartbroken.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Mercedes and Kurt are best friends. They go shopping together all the time, until Mercedes discovers that... Kurt has gone bankrupt and is using her credit card. Drama ensures...

(IDEK)

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Puck/Santana...? Probably.