Hi, I am Jaspers Darlin' Winged Angel (JDWA) But previously, I was called kityHaleWhitlock.

Name: Caitlin :D

Age: 12 :P

Country: Australia

Nationality: Welsh, Scottish, Irish and English. UK!!!

My motto: Everyone is weird, therefore making one weird, if normal.

My Theme Tune:

You can be crazy if you want to,

Leave all the Sane behind.

Because I'm crazy and if you're not crazy well,

Just go and die!!!

(It's a bit dark, but I LOVE IT! Sang to the tune of Men Without Hats Safety Dance lyrics

Favourite MR Quotes:

Fang: 'Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.'

Gazzy: 'I vill now destroy da snikuhs bahs'

Max: 'South America' I said coaxingly 'It'll be warm. They have Llamas. You like Llamas.'

Fang and Max: F: 'Are you okay? Is the Voice back, giving you instructions?' M: 'Uh-huh. It's in the middle of the crossword of the day.'

Max: 'You enjoying being a spokesfreak?'

Total: 'Maximum 'Charging Off' Ride'

Max: 'That's the sad thing' I said as Angel trotted out of the woods 'He didn't. I mean his name is The Gasman. We're not just whistling dixie there.'

I posted this cos I'm REALLY superstitious! If you get scared easily, skip it please, or if you believe in chainmail stuff

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

All time favourite Conversation from my sister and I,

Me: Who died and made you Queen of the world?

My Sister: I did!

Me: You DIED?!

My sister: Yes, I'm dead! (Ohh Sarcasm there)

Me: YAY! Now I'm an only child! I get dibs on your BlackBerry ;)

My sister: You're so gay Kitty! (Walked away Huffing and, I am proud to say, annoyed)

Favourite Couples:

Twilight

JasperxBella
RosaliexEmmett
PeterxCharlotte
EsmexCarlisle
FelixxGianna
DemetrixHeidi

Maximum Ride

FangxMax
EllaxGazzy
NudgexIggy
JebxValencia

1.Jane

2.Emmett

3. Rosalie

4. alice

5.Carlisle

6. Bella

7.Demetri

8.Charlotte

9.Aro

10.Maggie

11.Jasper

12.Peter

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hell Yeah JXB all the way

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Nah Ali ain't hot

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Peter got Char Pregnant They'd be happy

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah Love Aro

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No way! They're too Brother Sistery to make a good couple

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Carlisle Maggie is just Wrong Gonna have to go for Carlisle Aro

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
Demetri walking in on Emm and Peter He'd run away, and pretend nothing happened

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
What is Liam up to? Maggie asks Rosalie to help her find out

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
Hmm Jane Charlotte probably not

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Cheaters

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Ohhh Ummm IDK

12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?
Nope

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Probably

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I am Irish, and I am Proud!

1. The Gasman

2. Iggy

3. Dr. Papa

4. Max II

5. Angel

6. Max

7. Nudge

8. Dr. M

9. Ella

10. Brigid

11.Fang

12. Ari

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hell to the yeah! FAX ROX

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Uh Max II looks EXACTLY LIKE MAX! Therefore, the answer is...

NO FREAKING DUH!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I would be very disturbed if Lissa got Max's mum Pregnant

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yup! I love Ella! She's awesome!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No! I HATE Miggy, almost as much as I hate Mylan

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Angel/Ella or Angel/Brigid? What is wrong with you people?!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
If Nudge walked in on Igs and LISSA! I'm cracking up at the thought of it!

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Dr Papa is convinced to kill the flock by Brigid. But is Brigid really evil, or just seeking love?

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
Maybe, but in a mother/son way. Nothing romantic.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Motor-mouth+Bitch=?

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Ohhh Ummm IDK. Wow. Max II/Gazzy?

12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?
Nope

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Iggy, Max II and Angel? I really don't think so

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Science is LIFE!

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

What is one thing you really want right now? Chocolate

What is the last thing you watched on TV? Friends

How will you answer the next question? Why do you ask?

Is the answer you just wrote the same as the one here? If I say yes then that wouldn't be the same… This doesn't make SENSE!

If you were hiding from the cops, what would it be for? Uhh… Stealing chocolate?

What will you do after you finish this quiz? Go get something to eat

What are you listening to right now? The cars outside

What time is it right now? 08:15

What are two things you are looking forward to? FOOD and…. Why does there have to be two things?

What are two things you are not looking forward to? School and….Why does there have to be two things?

Find a globe/world map and point to a random place. Where is it? Russia. Typical right?

What is something that nobody knows about you? Why the hell would I tell you?

Why are you doing this quiz? COS I"M BOOOOORRRRREEEEEDD

What is the first thing you touch if you put your left arm out? Bedside table

What about your right? My Father

Who did you last talk to, face to face? My father

Write the first funny word you can think of. Herbert

Do you know what that word means? Uhh… It's a name?

Describe yourself in three words. Fabulous, Amazing, Sweet, Lovely… You get the picture. I'm joking. You can't describe yourself!

Find the nearest person and tell them something they will not understand. Who was it and what did you say? My dad. I said ode ouyey eakspey igpey atinley? Figure out what that means!

Has anyone ever called you weird? A few people. Just my sister, my mum, my best friend, my other friends, my best guy-friend…

Ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yup!

Do you own any Sesame Street merchandise? NO!

Do you own a copy of Twilight? My sister does...

Is your bed made? What do you think? I just woke up!

Are you a Non-Belieber? Yeah.

Pick up the first thing that has writing on it. What is it? If it's personal grab the next thing. A shoe box.

Are you planning on doing anything momentous today? nah

Give a shout out to your besties. I love you all so much. One Earth, seven oceans, 204 countries, 809 islands, seven billion people and I met you :D

Anything else: My favourite colour is Purple. I love to read and write. I live in Australia, but I am Welsh, Scottish and English, and I am proud.

Girl:What would you do if I broke up with you?
Boy: I'd go back to my ex

(Girl cries, and breaks up with him)

Next day...

Girl: What are you doing here?
Boy: Like I said, I'd go back to my ex. So will you take me back?

Every person has 1000 wishes. A cancer patient only has one: to get better. I know 97% will not post this as their status, but I have, in honor of those who died because of cancer, or are still ...fighting it. October - cancer month - Post this on, Facebook, Myspace, Fanfiction or whatever you people have, if you are one of the 3% that truly cares.

Bold the ones that you are...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Only a little)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Again, good eating.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

Fang: 2 avian 98 human 100 hott!

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Month one:
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two:
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three:
You know what Mommy: I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four:
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five:
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy. Your baby.
I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six:
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven:
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more professional murder.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

Total: 18

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Blue

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Claire

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Packing up the tent from camping! Ugh I had to wake up so EARLY as in like half-seven o clock

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Uhhh Eating dinner... I think...

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

CRUNCHIE!! By cadbury! YUmmmm

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope. (Hopefully never will.)

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Hello

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Mint-choc-chip

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Pepsi.

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yep! It's AWESOME

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Steak! Yum

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

yes! I got a Nice winter coat! Ahh it's so nice

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Cricket

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Caramelll

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

I don't text.

16, Ever go camping?

Yep! I just got back from a trip!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope. Sometimes I take a Vitamin or a cod-liver-oil tablet cos my mother makes me!

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No...

19, Do you have a tan?

Nope! Red-haired and fair-skinned! I don't tan

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Definitely.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

sometimes

22, What did your last text message say?

I don't text

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Going Horse riding! OH YEAH! :P

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Uhh... My BED!?

26, What color is your watch?

Green

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Well I LIVE in Australia... But I guess I think My UNCLES!! AND COUSINS!!

28, What is your birthstone?

Moonstone... And my Birthflower is a Poppy!

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?

Drive through I guess...

30, What is your favorite number?

84

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

CLAIRIOOOO! OKAY IT'S CLAIREE... But I call her Clairio :P

32, Any plans today?

Nope lazy day!

33, How many states have you lived in?

THREE

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

My sister singing in the shower...

35, Last song listened to?

Bumpy ride, By Mahombi or something...

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

yep

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

I used to! When I lived in Indonesia... Not anymore. Now I actually have to CLEAN my room by MYSELF

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Flip flops

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

I don't think i am.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Maybe, I dunno.

41, Do you love anyone?

My family, and most of my friends.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

NO WAY!! All my friends are still way to young to have kids...

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Stuff...

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Nah..

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Nopeee. It's usually Hey, or Hi, or What's up?

46, What color is your car?

Don't have a car.

47, Do you like cats?

Yeppp

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Nooo... Well, if fictional characters count then yes..

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

NO! What is that anyway...? Nah jkss

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I don't HAVE any scars... Well... Other than the little white dots I got from my mosquito bites...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Did you know that...
-Kissing is healthy.
-Bananas are good for period pain.
-It's good to cry.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
-Lying is actually unhealthy.
-You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
-It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
-89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
-It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
-Chocolate will make you feel better.
-Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
-A good friend never judges.
-A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
-Boys aren't worth your tears.
-We all love surprises.
Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you20threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!