Lasmoshide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Death Note, and Naruto. Just in case anyone thinks otherwise, I do not own any of the wonderful anime/mangas I write fanfics for. They would be quite different if I wrote them, trust you me. These stories are purely for fun. I make no profit, nor do I claim to own anything but the OCs that appear in them. If this ever changes (for instance, when I become a zillionaire and buy Death Note), I will let you know. I will, in fact, scream it to the midnight sky so the world can hear me. That said, I'm not going to bother putting a disclaimer in every one of my stories. I'm just not going to mess with it. Consider this a blanket "if-you've-heard-of-it-I-don't-own-it,-dur." |
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Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 72,218 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 3,276 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Black Sky by Umei no Mai reviews
When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 333 - Words: 1,355,292 - Reviews: 17889 - Favs: 7,438 - Follows: 7,264 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Xanxus, Harry P.] Luna L., Varia
Not as Grimm as it Seems by Whispering Darkness reviews
For a moment Harry started, surprised at the first sign of any sort of non-muggle presence in this world. Just what exactly was a 'Blutbad' - or a Grimm for that matter? Collection of related drabbles/snapshots centered around Harry, Monroe, Nick and Renard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 21,819 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Nick B., Monroe, Captain Renard
Catalyst Array by Snow Leopard Pasha reviews
When performing the transmutation on Father to recover Al's body, Ed blacks out and wakes up in a wasteland near a metal building he doesn't recognize. The first thing he realizes is that he can't use alchemy in the dead zones around those metal buildings. With no Al, his new purpose becomes a crusade to save the world and his new friends! No pairings, part 1 of 2, R&R!
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 82 - Words: 351,891 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Genesis R., Rude, Tseng, Edward E. - Complete
until we can no longer hold the sky by Tsume Yuki reviews
All those gestures, all those dances between Sun and Sky, it blinded him. For the six months it lasts, Renato thinks, those six months are the happiest six months of his life. (Female Harry Potter/Master of Death Harry Potter)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/3/2017 - [Harry P., Reborn] - Complete
The Cloud by autumnassassin reviews
Ron has always felt adrift. He doesn't realize why until he's dropped in a world that isn't his own and struggles to survive. Or, what if it wasn't Harry who became Skull, but Ron?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/13 - Harry P., Ron W., Skull - Complete
When I Can't Lie Anymore by northpeach reviews
It takes just one night. One night that loosens his tongue and Skull can't lie anymore. Well, he can, but the selective blindness of his fellow ex-Arcobaleno vanished the instant he spoke the words, "I was a soldier." Now that they've seen his scars, from Voldemort, Malfoy Manor and the battles he's fought, now that they have seen the truth...everything changes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Harry P., Reborn, Skull, Arcobaleno
Operation Munchkin by Mya Uzo reviews
Cloud's not sure what the planet was thinking when it dropped him off in the past as a 7 year old. Luckily, he had gotten pretty good at this saving the world thing a few rounds back. Vincent, on the other hand, is trying to get used to his role as a sidekick. No pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Genesis R.
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,908 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U. - Complete
Third date by Whispering Darkness reviews
Quentin was just a college student (and 'Q' a cautious hacker.) MI6 was an agency he had absolutely nothing to do with, aside from residing in the same country. And all of this was not quite a mistake - because he'd been well aware of how risky it was and had still consciously decided on taking the chance. It could turn out to be a severe miscalculation, but he did it anyway.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 5/8/2018 - A. Trevelyan/008, Q 3 - Complete
Lightning Guard by Ruinous Crow reviews
In a world where magic doesn't exist, a normal Harry Potter goes to Namimori in able to escape from his relatives. But then he meets the crazy baby Reborn and Sawada Tsunayoshi... Varia Arc now complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,322 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Yondaime's Assistant by DianaMoth reviews
When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,095 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 5,088 - Follows: 4,914 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [OC, Genma S., Kakashi H.] Minato N. - Complete
Immortal, Invincible by Zeionia aka Disturbed reviews
Death likes to check-in when its Master has a near miss. Harry tries not to anger the ancient, unknowable being that could snuff out his life like a candle flame, especially not when he's so close restarting his career as a professional stunt rider. And Reborn has the unfortunate luck of barging into Skull's conversation with an old acquaintance. Curse his protective instincts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 366 - Published: 3/28/2018 - Harry P., Reborn, Skull - Complete
this is unexpected by MarbleGlove reviews
a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 6/19/2016 - E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Darth Maul, M. Windu - Complete
Endless Pantheon: God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,805 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden - Complete
Two of a kind by Winds of time reviews
Six years old Cloud Strife was only minding his own business, but randomly getting an older brother was kind of awesome. Even if he now lived inside his head and claimed his name was Cloud Strife too. Time-travel with a twist, slow-building SephirothxAC!Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,071 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
begin the end by dustofwarfare reviews
Six years after the Deepground crisis, Sephiroth returns - with no memory of anything that happened at Nibelheim, or afterwards. Cloud Strife, convinced it's a trap, advocates for his old enemy's immediate execution - but Rufus Shinra, determined to reform the image of the new Shinra Electric Company and earn the goodwill of a population tired of violence, has other ideas.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,591 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but the story did cry out for some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Pre Cursed Child & Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 289,310 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 4,064 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Playboys by LadyKF reviews
It was Valentine's fault, even thirty years later. (In which young Veld posed for PlayGirl, and his Turks found out.)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Vincent V., Veld - Complete
Love Potion No 2 by up side and down reviews
Cloud is probably the worst witch on the continent. One way or another, his magic always backfires. He brewed up a love potion fully expecting it to backfire before the night was out, and he was right. He just wasn't expecting it to backfire on him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Triage by Riha Hyesthae reviews
A continuation of events in "Haunted House". The disaster is over and cleanup has just begun. What needs to be done first? How do you decide what's most important? Elfe finds herself thrust into a role she was not expecting, and winds up walking a mile in someone else's boots.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,100 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Haunted House by Riha Hyesthae reviews
A little fun with AU's. What if Sephiroth had found Vincent on that first trip to Nibelheim? General Sephiroth, SOLDIER 1st Class Zack, and a new recruit named Cloud visit a remote mountain community. A local legend prompts a ghost hunt with spectres that are anything but imaginary. Cast so far: Aeris, Cloud, Elfe, Hojo, Lucrecia, Sephiroth, Tifa, Veld, Vincent, Zack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 254,433 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
The Promise of a New Dawn by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,999 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 5,587 - Follows: 6,648 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P.
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9290 - Favs: 6,782 - Follows: 5,320 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Cecilia by Zenthisoror reviews
Light is most certainly not going mad, even if sometimes it looks as if L's hair has a life of its own. (Crack, very much crack. Disclaimer since fanfic won't let me edit anymore: Characters property of the Death Note franchise, and thank you)
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Light Y., L - Complete
Papa Cloud by wolfsrainrules reviews
"I'm a showman little one. It is my job to make others see what I want them to see." (BAMF!PAPA!Skull.) (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium )
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 1,535 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Harry P., Skull - Complete
A Different Shade of Green by Terri'smind reviews
Teddy had learned many things during his life. Probably the most important was this: Never, ever make a bet with Uncle George, and never talk to anyone named Reborn while serving punishment for said bet - bad idea. Teddy is Verde. Pre- curse to begin with. Slash, kind of, and gender bent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 5/1/2015
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 357,570 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
Elbow Grease and Enthusiasm by Tobirion reviews
After the (sort of) tragic death of his motorcycle, Zack develops an interest in the slums mechanic he takes the bike to. Even though Cloud isn't exactly the greatest fan of ShinRa, and older than Zack as well as his boyfriends, he isn't deterred. It's the difficult stuff in life that's worth all the effort anyways, if you asked him. ASGZC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,680 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
Trading Yesterday by Shadowblayze reviews
Kawahira finds someone else to be the Sky Arcobaleno in place of Aria, and it changes everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,511 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Harry P., Arcobaleno - Complete
A Moment of Truth by kzam reviews
Cloud is the sole survivor of an infantry patrol gone terribly awry, and unfortunately for him, the Army is looking for a scapegoat. No one was prepared for a SOLDIER to crash the court-martial.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,378 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Cloud S., Genesis R.] Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
The Return of the Raven by HaloFin17 reviews
An excitable Raven, a cunning Dwarf, and a warning shot gone wrong all set into motion a new course of events for the Battle of Five Armies. AU for the third movie. I'm pretty much messing with everything here, but it all starts with Thranduil. Naturally. Enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Loyalty by Whispering Darkness reviews
Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Lesson in Living by Starath reviews
Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,744 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 5/29/2007
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 10,536 - Follows: 4,750 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 7,277 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Double Trouble by TyrantChimera reviews
Time travel AU. Some bad language, oneshot. The goddess has deemed it fit for the world to have another chance, perhaps a happier go-around this time. And indeed, it all changed when there was not one, but two Cloud Strifes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Complete
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 7,268 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Heart by loveless80's reviews
A prisoner from the Boiling Rock contemplates and muses about his destiny, and the choices he made and how the heck he ended up as a member of Team Avatar. A sort of tribute to an underappreciated minor male character (Don't really know what the heck I did, just a random idea).
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
The Prank by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, why it's a bad idea to start a prank war with the son of a Marauder. Slight Ron-bashing, non-graphic slashy themes. Malfoy with a sense of humour. Pure crack-fic, even beyond my usual levels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9694 - Favs: 21,745 - Follows: 12,921 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Making the Cut by RegenesisX reviews
In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,808 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Plum Blossoms of a Past Winter by Waffles Risa reviews
When Ichigo and Rukia are spun decades into the past thanks to one of Urahara's experiments, how will they face the people that are close to them, but who suddenly seem like strangers? And along the way, they may discover long-hidden feelings for the person nearest to them... Set a year after the date of Rukia's adoption. Features Kaien, Byakuya, Ukitake, Captain!Isshin. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,930 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Adventures outside Middle Earth by annafan reviews
Middle Earth is suffering yet another invasion of Mary Sues. What can Galadriel do to rescue Legolas from his pursuers? Send him to another world, of course. What could possibly go wrong? Adventure, humour, a spot (OK, a lot) of Legolas/OC romance. And poor old Haldir's life is spiralling out of control. Rated T for swearing, sexual references, and silliness. And very AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,865 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Legolas, Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki - Complete
When the Time is Right by TayShiorra reviews
AU. After the death of his mother, Akane, Itachi's son has taken a liking to the girl at the day care - Sakura... but Itachi never suspected that she was not so much a girl as a woman... and he clearly underestimated his son's attachment to her! But then he starts to grow just as attached as Setsu is... Cute scenes and fluff! Read and Review! To be reposted to TayMor. See profile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,127 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 5,338 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Your Wings by Winds of time reviews
AU. Actor, business man, even singer and fashion model when it struck his fancy, Sephiroth had a schedule worse than the President's, enough whims to put a pregnant woman to shame and a demanding and largely overbearing personality. For his personal assistant Cloud Strife, he was a nightmare. Then there was that creep Hojo on TV, blabbering wild stories about mutants... CxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,192 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Fly by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry fled his past, flew away from the shadows that still haunted him. Steve had his own futuristic foes to battle. And even Fury wasn't sure how to go about debriefing a supposed mythical creature. Rated for Fury's coarse language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light can finally have everything he wants: the world and, more importantly, L. Convincing L, however, turns out to be more difficult than killing him, especially with a house full of orphans to stir the soup. Christmas fluff balanced by a power struggle between the dynamic duo. Edited version up as of Jan 2017.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,949 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 4,876 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 5,357 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Swayamvara by Amaratta reviews
/Complete/ After the war, the Shihōins decide it's time to return to their former glory. How? By pressuring the head of the clan to settle down with some nobleman, of course. But since said head is Yoruichi, things might not be so simple.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,187 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Yoruichi S., Byakuya K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Push by Frazi reviews
Rangiku Matsumoto returns after ten years to find things have changed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,584 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 9,214 - Follows: 4,391 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,858 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Consonance Conditioner by Novalia1001 reviews
When Sven goes out for the day, Train offers to help Eve with a trivial task: to wash her hair!
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Train H., Eve - Complete
Down By the Bay by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Blitzwing - Complete
Unconventional by Tobirion reviews
Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
The Night Within by Starath reviews
TFA-- One night Blitzwing runs into Blackarachnia, and she has an AllSpark fragment she'll give him. The price? Blitzwing tells her his life-story. Rated T for violence and sad angsty stuff. Work in progress, R& R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Blitzwing
Rises the Flame by peppymint reviews
A will of fire cannot be so easily denied. The continuing saga of Hiraku Kazama. Sequel to "From the Ashes."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,952 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
25 Ways to Irritate Black Cat Characters by Ms. Kreatopita reviews
Ms. K examines different methods for annoying each of the characters of Black Cat in twenty-five different ways! Includes some multi-person clusters. Do not be alarmed by the randomness; it's been tethered on a leash...for now.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008
The Nuuruhuine by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Harry/OMC-Alex. Vampire:Harry. Harry and his elite team are thrown into Middle Earth two thousand years before the fellowship to start a new life in a strange world. Will be followed by a sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,701 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,950 - Follows: 5,461 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,534 - Follows: 4,538 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Lost and Found by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1, postTFTM Sequel to 'Friends No Longer with Me'. Starscream's unexpected postmortem reunion with Skyfire leads to conversation between old... friends?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 8,428 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Connection by Starath reviews
Dealing with a problem alone doesn't always work. Sometimes we need help. And sometimes that help comes from an unexpected person... like a slaggin' Beast Warrior! o.O Note: PG-13 for mild language. 6 Parts. R&R, pleez!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,583 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2005
What to do when you meet Megatron by Starath reviews
The title pretty much says it all lol! I warn ya, it's silly! ;D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2005
Why You Should Never Go Unarmed by Epona Harper reviews
You can push anyone too far. And never assume that someone doesn't know the language you're dissing them in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
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Atonement
Minor Kankurou/OC angst, and some SandSibs fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Kankuro - Complete
Sweet reviews
Mid-length one shot containing Rock Lee x OC fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Lee R. - Complete
Don't Go
Short one shot about Mello's reaction to Matt's death in an alternate universe where Mello lived.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Mello - Complete