Jessie

Name: Jessie (But that's obvious)

Age:14

Favourate Colour: Red/Green/Yellow/Blue

Other...

I'm Jessie, I read a lot, like a lot a lot, I LOVE Nintendo, Twilight, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, The Chronicals of Narnia, Finding Sky, The Sookie Starkhouse books (Dead Until Dark etc.), Flip-flopped (one of the only couple of non-supernatural books I like), I listen to Trock (time-lord rock), Wrock (Wizard Rock), Charlie McDonnell, ALLCAPS, Jason Munday Music, Alex Day and I'm a big fan of 100 Monkeys! :-D

Shazza

Name: Shazza (Well duh!)

Age: 14

Favourite Colour: Purple/Blue/Red/Green

Other:

I'm Shazza, I also read a lot!! I LOVE Twilight, Harry Potter, The Chronicals of Narnia, The Bella P's. I listen to Trock, Wrock, Charlie McDonnell, ALLCAPS, Jason Munday Music, Alex Day and Armoured Bear Cub.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."