Max opens up to the girls about her fears about Fang, only to find out that Fang had been eavesdropping the whole time. Full FAXNESS! I do not own MR. I am a teenage girl, definitely not a middle aged man... No offense JP.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

'HERMIONE, COME HERE! GET AWAY FROM THAT PHYCO,' Ron demanded. 'THERE'S EVEN A FREE SEAT' He screamed shoving Harry of his chair. What happens when Snape reads Dramione's notes? **3RD CHAPTER NOW UP** T for Swearing.

When Hermione is selected onto a team of pupils who are given the task of uniting the school houses, she suddenly finds herself wanting unity with a certain blonde wizard from her rival house. It's a pity he doesn't feel the same. Lots of Draco/Hermione.

Hermione get's persuaded into helping Ginny deal with her latest crush but as playing match maker becomes more and more complicated, the question is - can people really change for the better? Lots of Draco/Hermione. Read, enjoy and review

"Let's flirt in the middle of class, and laugh our butts off in detention. Let's sit at the others table in the Great Hall, and snog where everyone can see us. Then, we'll say it was a joke, for their benefit, but do it again tomorrow. Let's fall in love"

"Why is Malfoy wearing a Griffindor tie?" Harry and the rest of the gang want to know.

Iggy noticed that at the Virginia school, all the girls love Fang and all the boys love Max. He sets up a bet between the two: whomever is asked out the most by the end of the day loses, and has to do whatever the winner wants. Does anyone else smell FAX?

Hermione leaves a dumbfounded Malfoy, a furious Ron and a laughing Harry. My first fic so no flames please!

What happens when Dumbledore decides to have a mandatory student summer program each student gets paired with a person they don't particularly "like" and have to spend the whole summer with that person? And who does Hermione get? TEMPORARILY ON HOLD.

Draco Malfoy is tired. Bloody tired. The task of repairing the vanishing cabinet is slowly wearing him away. But he soon comes to find that sharing his spot in the Restricted Section with a certain Gryffindor bookworm might do him a world of good.

True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.

Fang's twin brother Shade is going out with the girl down the street –AKA MAX-one problem? He's only doing it to settle an age-old deal. One sealed in spit the day the blonde moved in…11 years ago. AH no wings!

Suppose you're a guy and hates attention. Would you pretend to be gay to get away from the attention? Would you blow your cover if you fell in love with a girl who threatens to destroy it? Would you? Fang would. WARNING: PSEUDO-GAYNESS INCLUDED

“Oh, you want to apologise?” Draco smirked. “No, I think I’m going to sue you for sexual harassment,' it was Hermione’s turn to smirk.

Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!

The one thing that Draco Malfoy gives more importance to, aside from himself, was his stash of Whams. Hermine thought she'd have some fun!

Hermione Granger, Head Girl of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, only have one wish for Christmas.And Draco Malfoy, Head Boy of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, granted it. DM/HG

Uh oh... the Flock has new computers, and it's time for some serious IMing! Full of FAX, humor, random mind-reading, embarassing questions, and even a little Eggy. Get ready for the maximum IM experience! Rated T for safety, really should be K .

Sequel to Under the Mistletoe! Draco asks Hermione to play dare with him as a consequence for kissing him! The dares just get better and better! Now complete!

Hermione receives a card for an appointment she didn't make. When she goes, she gets a rather large shock.

When an unpleasant task presents itself, Hermione drew the shortest stick

Draco, Hermione, and a kissing booth. Need I say more?