![]() MY FAV QUOTES "If you make your life interesting and follow your dreams you don't need false happiness and love in the form of drugs." -Andy Sixx "Let love be your perfect weapon."-Andy Sixx "I don't understand how I often find you waiting in my dreams...well...time for a big sigh and a cigarette." "We don`t measure the blood we've drawn anymore. We just stack the bodies outside the door."-Andy Sixx "So, I`ll wait here and pray. I prayed that I was all wrong about prayer."-Andy Sixx "Cant wait to here you scream."-Andy Sixx "Love is a power greater than death, just like the songs and stories told."-Andy Sixx "Believe none of what you hear...and even less of what you see...this is what we`ll be."-Andy Sixx "Never ran away for the sake of scars..."-Andy Sixx "It`s so simple just like that, 'cause it`s a shame that where you`re at isn`t always where you really wanna be."-Andy Sixx "Gonna smash it up `till there's nothing left."- Andy Sixx "I`ve got a book of matches, I`ve got a can of kerosene...I`ve got some mad ideas involving you and me."-Andy Sixx "And death climbs up the steps one by one."-Andy Sixx "Live before you die."-Andy Sixx "We are not vampires. We are fallen angels." "We'll always be freaks, and we'll always be faggots, but we are who we are and we do what we love so who gives a fuck?" -Andy Sixx ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) |