SasukeandGaara'sgirl35
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Joined 04-27-08, id: 1562018, Profile Updated: 05-12-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Misc. Books.

Name: Kali

Nicknames: Chibi, Chibi-Chan, Kali-Wali, Kali-Vali, Dork (Thanks to my sister's boyfriend), Kali Girl, Kali Bear, RocketDawg, "The Forgotten Freshman" and Freshie.

I am The Forgotten Freshman™ (その 忘れ物 新入生).

Usernames (on various sites): Kagomegirl53, Kagomegirl35, SasukeandGaara'sgirl35, RawringCrazyAsian35

Birthday: 7/30

Age: Can't tell you. :)

Sign: Leo

Zodiac Sign: Dog

Hair Length and Color: Very Long Dark Brown Hair down to my waist, with 4 in. Blonde Tips at the ends, and sections of my long bangs, are blonde, as well

Eye Color: Hazel

Gender: Uhhh...a girl, dur.

Height: ...vein throbs WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE SHE'S SO SMALL, SHE'LL SINK INTO THE SAND AND THEN WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN, SHE DOESN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING, YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER DROWNING, BECAUSE SHE'S SO MICROSCOPIC, SHE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUT OF PURE WATER!? (As quoted by the great Vic Mignogna) In other words, don't call me SHORT! fumes like Edward, goes into a killing rage

Likes/Loves: This One Guy That I Love... blush Manga, Anime, Music, Marching Band, Drawing, Video Games, Writing Fanfiction, Computer, Art, Hentai, Yaoi and/or Shounen-Ai, Candy

Dislikes/Hates: Crowds, Homophobes, People Who Criticize For No Good Reason, Horrible and Mean Stereotypes About Certain Kinds Of People, Math/Algebra

Favorite Colors: Yellow, Red, Black, Gold (Whoo!! Black and Gold, school colors!!), Pink, and Green

Favorite Type of Music: Anything. From blues to country (only a little) to rock to pop. I'll listen to any kind of music.

Relationship Status: In a Delightful, Committed Relationship!

Hobbies: Watching Anime, Reading Manga, Listening To Music, Drawing, Writing, Browsing the Web on the computer, Playing Video Games, Singing, Laughing At Stupid Jokes that My Friends Say, Daydreaming About Anime Characters and..Other Stuff, Being Insane

Habits/Addictions: Anime and Manga, Biting Nails, Chocolate, Video Games, Doodling shoujo manga-style eyes on tests and other worksheets from school

Personality: Talk to me and find out.

Bio: I love to hang out with my friends at the mall.
I wear black. Not a goth, an emo, or scene kid. I wear what I want.
My Preferred Tag/Stereotype: Eclectic or Unique
I love manga, anime, and love to learn more about Japanese culture. It is my life! I draw my own manga, too.
My personality can not be explained by words on a web page. If you want to know my personality, talk to me and find out for yourself.
I have a lot of friends, though I do not know how. A very diverse bunch, if you ask me.
I thrive in the summer, and can't stand the cold.
I change every year. In personality, style, and many other ways.
I have a habit of falling in love with boys...hard.
I love my friends, family, and others that are closer than just friends. If I don't know you, and you don't know me, I do not care about you, then you are just seen as a 'person' or 'people'. I do not like people.
I have strange quirks about myself.
I like to think I am open-minded. I have many friends, that are bi, lesbian, or gay, even though I, myself, are none of those. I love my friends for who they are.
I hate typos. I'm proud of my spelling abilites, and used to be Spelling Bee champion of VMS, my 7th grade year. I use proper grammar everywhere, and cannot stand people who talk or type in txt talk, all the time.
I love to laugh. My humor is strange. It is a mixture of morbid, goofy, silly, stupid, perverted, sarcastic, and cheesy.
I love to talk, to anyone, if they have something in common with me or not.
I have a scar from when I was little, caused by a dog bite. I do not regret being bit, and I cherish it as a reminder of my baby years.
I am proud of my long hair. Long hair is a trend in my family. I have long hair, my mother has long hair, my sister has long hair, my brother has hair past the nape of his neck, and my father used to have long hair when he was young. I love my long hair, and am growing it for myself. Not for Locks of Love, not for boys, no one but myself. I do not like people telling me that I should cut it short. It is my hair, and mine only. I cut it when I want. I plan to grow it, down to the back of my knees. If anyone has anything to say about it, they should shut up and not say a word, because I don't care.
I'm made up of different races and ethnicities. I am Irish, Japanese, Scottish, Cherokee Native American, Spanish, and many other things which I have not discovered yet. I am proud of all of my heritage, and where I come from.

(Will Finish Later)

You say Jonas Brothers-I Say AC/DC
You say Taylor Swift-I say Jimi Hendrex
You say Kate Perry-I say Guns n' Roses
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Aerosmith
you say chris brown - I say Led Zeppelin
You say pop-I say ROCKKK!!
92 of people have turned to pop.If your one of the 8 who like to headbang and disturb the peace copy and paste to your profile
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE

(But I like pop, too. BUT ROCK PWNS POP!! WHOOOOO!!)

Sayings and Quotes (Courtesy of my friends and I)

A person: The world's going to end! Me: No shit, sherlock!

When life gives you lemons, write smut.

Me: Oh my god, it's a dork face tree!

I'm a Dork Fish! ~ The great Comedian, Bill Engvall

Few People Understand My Logic, But Even Fewer People Understand Me. ~ A personal quote of mine

Just because you learn another language doesn't make you smarter. It just shows that a whole other group of people know you're an idiot. ~ Another quote of mine, that I found somewhere, that I thought was funny

Drinking is bad. I prefer sex. ~ An awesomely, funny friend

A Poem, That I Love, A Friend Named Ciara, Whom I Love Like A Sister, Wrote

Smile you pretty smile
Laugh like your okay
Hide that your hurting inside
Keep acting the part you play
Dont tell them you lay awake crying
No one needs to know about your tears
Just bottle it up inside
Until the break down and die
Then all those cuts will come into light
The burnmarks left of your cold dead wrist willy be your way of saying Im not alright

Couples/Pairings I like/love

Inuyasha:

Straight

InuyashaXKagome

MirokuXSango

SesshomaruXKagura

SesshomaruXRin

SesshomaruXKikyou

ShippouXKirara

KougaXKagome (sometimes)

NarakuXKikyou (sometimes)

Yaoi

SesshomaruXInuyasha

InuyashaXMiroku

InuyashaXShippou (older)

MirokuXInuyasha

NarakuXSesshomaru

Yuri

KagomeXSango

SangoXKagome

KikyouXKagome

KikyouXKagura

Naruto:

Straight

SasuSaku (OTP)

NaruHina

ShikaTema

NejiTen

ChoIno

KakaAnko

AsuKure (AsumaXKurenai)

NaruSaku

SasuHina

GaaSaku

GaaHina

PeinKonan

HidanTayuya

SasuIno (it's okay...)

KibaHina

SasuNaruSaku

Yaoi

ItaSasu (My other OTP, and vice versa)

SasuNaru (and vice versa)

GaaSasu (vice versa)

GaaNaru (vice versa)

KakuHidan

Yuri

InoSaku

InoHina

SakuHina

TemaTen

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I Just Can't Live Without You by xXxUchiha DaisyxXx reviews
Sasuke is in a band called Suicidal Ducktape.He had everything;fangirls,concerts,ext.The only thing: He's in love with his older brother.To cover it up he's a slut behind the scenes.What happens when Itachi finds out everything? Yaoi,incest,Sasuke's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,788 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll by DeviantSlashGod reviews
An ItaSasu story of love, betrayal, loyalty, family and murder. Completed. Part 1 in a series of events. Part two is SasoDei, yet to be titled.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,253 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Know You Love Band by UnTiLl-Ur-MiNe reviews
Just a bunch of reasons I love band. Hope you like it. I know summary suked butif youre a true band person you'll laugh.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009
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The Boy with the L as his First Initial
A poem for the sweet, adorable boy, whom I love dearly.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
Elicia's Breakthrough
This is actually supposed to be in a "REAL LIFE" category..but oh well. This is a true story about my friend, Elicia, our friends, and I. This happened at my birthday party. This contains implications of my two friends girls kissing, but briefly.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
And Then He Was Gone reviews
First, Sasuke leaves. Next, Naruto leaves to get Sasuke back. Then Naruto comes back, only to leave to train with Jiraiya. But how does Sakura feel about all of this? Slightly angsty Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete