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Joined 03-25-09, id: 1878143, Profile Updated: 06-19-09

Well I changed my pen name, bukopandan to cardboardshiopao... so it would match my with my xfire...

man im bored

My avatar is my grandma sleeping at the backseat. 8D

OK, Well here goes nothing:

I stand at 5'9. Male. Just turned 18. I'm a happy-go-lucky guy. I'm taking up BA Marketing Management. I wanna start my own business and make my first million, then I'll spend it off on expensive useless stuff!... I play softball and a little badminton. I love techno & rock music the most.

I love my Sony Ericsson W800i, even though its 3 yrs old and on the verge of being incapacitated then replaced by a better one... fail. I love LEFT 4 DEAD! I watch American Idol, CSI, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, and random guys scream like francis as I tear them to shreds. I like pie. I Like Pasta. I like "Halo-Halo". I like tech stuff. I want my own car GODAMNIT! I like moon-cakes, lolzzz. I like playin' with my 3 L4D buds back at the cafe near our college. I love English. I like writing essays.

I hate Math. I hate my gay+semi bald math professor... his hair is like bacon strips, literally! Oh and my gay+bald+obviously fake wig psychology professor too. In L4D: I hate it when people act stupid then die cuz' of stupidity; and then blame me. I don't like "maarte" people, or in plain terms; bitches & assholes :D

And now... Presenting!!

My random fail blog... I guess this is my way of telling more about myself, so sue me:

-- April 13, 09: Oh hay internet world, and hello random computer cafe on the edge of civilization. Long time since I got my hands on some internet pie. BLAH! Thought I'd type something for the kicks.

At midnight April 1 we left for Mindanao, which is the south most island of 3 major islands in the country, the whole road trip would last 14 days, then I would be left there to observe their corn business'. Well I've been staying at my grandparents house. Gonna be here for 32 more days then were gonna leave for a 2 hour flight home... lolz i am so fucked right now. My grandpa and grandma are always fighting... bickering about senseless things... I WANNA GO HOME T~T

I understand my grandpa is kinda pissed because his business is failing, but taking in out on other people and beating them down just ain't right... gawd... he hasn't even eaten for 3 days now. Like... wtf? I'm gonna step in and sort this out myself, if I have to.

Oh and... Man! my stupid mega uber slow 128kbps connection at home is like 5 times faster than in this cafe. FAIL. The 30 PHP per hour rate is such a ripoff. :(

-- April 20, 09: Coffee shop w/ wifi!... which I bet is hard to come by in this part of the country :/ Ok, things seem to be heading for the better. My lolo & lola are all good. They don't fight as much now :D

Oh oh! I have a funny pic of my grandma sleeping... wait i have two. ;)

-- May 15, 09: Back at home from a 2 hour flight. My grandpa didn't come with us. He had to attend a court hearing which was moved to today. Well at least he gave me a hug and didn't brawl with grandma again... meh... its her birthday tomorrow after all. Wee! big party! The 1 month i spent there gave me a good feel about how they live there in Mindanao, not to mention grandpa's business. Oh hello my bed... my internet... my loud speakers... :

-- May 29, 09: Well, my grandpa flew back 5 days after my grandmothers birthday. After about five days; my grandma followed. Man, i hope there all good back there. Lately I've been messing around with L4D... taking screenshots, editing them & polishing my photoshop skills... if I may call it that.

Classes will start on June 8. Then it'll be back to the ordinary overload that is the ever prevalent... schoolwork. FK FK FK! my break was so short lived :( Oh well, at least I get to play at my favorite cafe! x3

-- June 2, 09: Holy shit Infected Barbecue Sauce. Left 4 Dead 2?! Announcing it this soon?? eh... Its a sequel? what... wait... WHAT?? it should be an expansion pack... or at least keep the 4 survivors we all love. SHIT! they replaced Zoey with an ugly chick, And Francis with a rich guy, Louis got subbed for a fatter guy (lolz), and bill is gone? TT Fk Fk Fk Fk Fk. I hope they do something about this, The deadline is November 17 anyway. Lots of stuff can change. FK! Don't mess this up Valve! oh and... I need to get a quad core laptop before they release it! or maybe a CPU instead. Ha-ha...

-- June 15, 09: Classes were moved by 1 week, so today is the start. The pandemic is getting out of hand apparently. No... I have classes starting at 1pm later today. Ah shit, well there goes the short summer vacation.

-- June 20, 09: At the school's net room right now. Just thought I'd add a little something. Well, Classes are getting started and i have to get my ass in gear! Oh man, surely by next week i'll have enough school activities to keep me busy... sadness D: Oh crap, i just remembered, L4D2 is coming out this november... they better not fk it up D

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Still Human by ebmordecai reviews
What does it take to hold on to your humanity during a time when death is literally all around you? For Zoey she will have to find the courage within her to face the unthinkable. But luckly for her she is not alone in this hell. Zoey/Francis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,278 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Left 4 Dead: The Beginning by Blaze651 reviews
The infected are rampaging and our four favorite survivors are struggling to survive...but how did they meet up? how did they make it to the Greenhouse before they saw the cargo plane that meant their escape, and...what caused the infection?..
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009
Ground Zero by LumpyChunks reviews
Four strangers unite against a common foe; the Director. In their epic battle; sacrifices are made, old friends grow close and enemies are vanquished. But who will survive in the new world and who will be left for dead?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,079 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
L4D: Origins by Lardcake212 reviews
This is the story of four unfortunate people that survived the end of the world as we know it - how they met, how they survived, and how they fought in the face of certain death. Rewritten from the original version on L4D forums.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,759 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009