If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC (CONTINUED IN PART 2 - FOREVER THE FALLEN FAN!)

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.

Marceline is a notorious assassin. Princess Bubblegum is her target. AU. Rated M for violence and some sexual content.

Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)

The game has ended and everyone participating has been returned to a stable earth—the trolls included. Now they live the life of high school teenagers. What events will unfold? JohnKat, M for language and eventually sexual themes

Marshall Lee x Fionna Story about how their developing freindship just might turn into romance! Much better than the summary, I promise! [No longer writing.]

Trying to hide red feelings for a certain Egderp can become very difficult when the one in question is wearing a really cute cosplay... Rated M for potential mature topics in later chapters.

Fionna and Marshall have had no problems in their relationship, but now there's an open door and a broken heart that need to be figured out.

The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!

From his birth to the Kira Investigation, L Lawliet had been set apart from the rest of the world. He's been shunned, he's been hated...he's been loved. This is his story.

Camping with smut & lemons 8th year fic

The title says it all. Harry loses a bet with Draco, and has to be his slave for a week. Mature content, slash. If you don't want two guys all over one another, don't read.

What happens when you toss Cyclops tears on the Flame Princess? Things get hot. Revised for a more general rating.

Dancing with a mask, laughing with a killer.

19. But, then again...

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

We separated after getting through the next wall, the four of us humans waking up in my house, the trolls nowhere to be found. And after almost six years, there he was, standing in the rain with as deadly a glare as ever. Temporary hiatus

-"So I kind of love him but he's a fuckass and probably doesn't love me and ugh." "That's mildly depressing." John/Kar with hints of lots of other couples. AU Please R&R.

You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!

You could say I'm Wammy's oldest ward. Before L himself, though I'm not really alive. It had been a long time since a child played with me, but that changed. Just a stuffed toy to some. But to six talented children I was a friend.

Marshall has unleashed spiders onto Aaa. Way to go Vampire King. Not just spiders- mutant spiders! Now it's up to Fionna, Cake & the delinquent vampire to stop them! Can they do it or will they get caught in a web of trouble, humor, and romance? FxM R&R!

Ask your question to the famous, sexy, second best, really sweet scar, leather wearing mafia boss! I'll answer anything!

Light is forced to participate in ridiculous holidays every day of December with L. He knows that the detective's always looking for more clues, but...the holidays draw the two together. LxLight

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

Little bit of drabbles for FionnaLee. Ha so I don't have to remind you I DON'T own the characters nor the show

Fionna is a naive girl living in the world of Aaa. Her heart belongs to one man in Aaa but he doesn't get the hint and when she finally kisses him he kisses her back but he says something stupid, so what happens next? Rated M for later chapters.

1 Stay your fist from the flesh of an innocent 2 Fistbump in plain sight 3 Never comprimise the fistbump. Amy gets thrown into AC2 by no, not kicking the Xbox, but by doing a fistbump. Can she get back, does she want to? T because I'm paranoid.

A Shinigami kills a pregnant woman. In her last moments, the woman uses the legend of the Dream Child to save her baby. At 16, when Kira grasps the city, Jet's on the news for a crime gone wrong and Kira strives to kill her. One problem. She wont die.

A short little story about a cocky vampire king and his favorite human. I decided to make this into a series of mini-stories. I'd like to say one-shots but some of them will be continued in a second chapter so...yeah.

Finn and Jake are on a simple quest when they run into a certain vampire. Marshall/Finn EDIT: The actual story updated.

"I'll go easy on you since you're human," he smirked smugly. She scoffed. "Puh-lease! Give me all you got Vampire King and I'll show you how easy it won't be." "Feisty Fionna." The two held their swords and pointed them at each other. "Ready?" AU FxM

Inspired by all the Hetalia letter services, England/Britain/UK/Igirisu/Arthur Kirkland/Artie/Iggy's boss has decided to see if an international post office box would boost international relations... what joy he brings to England... Free P P

is on temporary hiatus.

Watari commissions L to make a video log for each day detailing the good things that happened or entered into L's life on that date. As L makes these videos, he begins to learn about himself and his perceptions.

Best friends Jay and Olivia are transported to the world of Death Note...How will they change the story, or will they change it at all? Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. T to be safe. May be pairings later on.

A story about Mello and Matt, as they grow up at Wammy's and eventually moves on. Friends, drama and a lot of mischief. I suck at summaries; set in Mello's POV. Ratings will most likely increase later.

Short story about L based on the song 'The Day I Left The Womb' by Escape the Fate.

Love isn't a puzzle to him, so he is under no obligation to figure it out.

The 28th of January was a rainy day. But what's this? Puppets and notebooks and pens, oh my! Crack; one-shot for a special day.

Colorless, highly flammable and poisonous, yet with a sweet smell, Benzene is a chemical compound used for industrial purposes as well as an additive to gasoline. And, yet, this description can be a metaphor to a certain item; the Death Note.

A little poem from L to Light. CAN YOU FIND THE HIDDEN MESSAGE?

It's got strawberries. It's actually pretty good so please read it.

Who are the Death Note characters? Twenty lines in which the question, "Who is..?" is answered. Ch. 7: Light

An all New Season Of Blind Date :Death Note Edition starts on CHAPTER 34. New dating game added. Watari sets up a dating site at Wammy house and now you can date you fav Death Note character. Rules and example date inside.

Drabble! L tries to get Near to try a piece of cake…and he's willing to use any means necessary. LxNear friendship, implied NearxOC

Beyond never did like the color of his house...

My Death Note version of the Christmas classic, Twelve Days of Christmas. Hope you like it!

"The Death Note Characters gather up-" "More like we were FORCED." "Shut it Light. Anyway.. The characters have all been gathered to teach you darling children the meaning of the alphabet. Have fun learning !"

Title says it all! Crack, randomness, hilarity, and stuff that makes no sense whatsoever! :D Rated T for language.

Thanksgiving is skipped by Matsuda. Not only does he annoy the team, but he gets on L's bad list.

It's Christmas time at The Wammy House, and this year L is determined to outwit Watari! Will he succeed? ONESHOT

Light is confident that Ryuk can handle the task of mowing the lawn, with apples as payment, of course. No pairings.

Wammy's House. It's L's 8th birthday, and he looks forward to spending it with Watari as usual. But Watari seems to have forgotten it today… Determined to find out what's going on, the young genius explores the entire mansion until finally…

What if L, Mello, and the rest of the gang invaded my math class? Be warned, as crack will follow. Rated T for swearing.

Getting Mello back is all that matters to Matt, no matter what the cost. Besides, a few punches never hurt anyone right? Wrong.

Mello's out of chocolate again, and it's up to Matt to get some more before Mello goes crazy!

Yay This is my first fanfiction, which will only be viewable on this account for 2 days, but I'll upload it on another account named SoraSoraT as soon as possible

One of the four tribes' leaders has gotten there paws on a Death Note...sounds interesting, no? -Companion to Crystallight-Star13's story, Tiger Note Is on hiatus indefinatly, cause Crystallight-Star13 fails at life

A probably OOC story containing L, a shameless self-insert and excessive angst, kept online for mere sentimental reasons. Contains spoilers for a character's death. ONESHOT.

Warning: Spoilers for Page 58 of Death Note. A bunch of things that Didn't Happen to Light or L. AU.

Another brief fic set during L's time at school. L's observation about Raito's name means a different thing entirely to them both.

Matsuda glanced over at L and wondered how he did it: how did he stay awake and how did he maintain the scrunched posture of a domestic abuse victim? Leareth wrote about Light's God-complex; this is the companion piece for L and his, ahem.

Light and the side effects of a re-written brain. Slight AU: deja vu and weird dreams ahead.

Light vs. L, a battle of wits on an uneven playing field. Because "interrogation" is just another word for torture.