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I live in a tiny town in Indiana that has only one stoplight, and it's not even a red-yellow-green stoplight. Just the blinky red 4-way stoplight. I'm 34 years old, recently married for the first (and hopefully only) time, and I'm the mom of the most hilarious 12 year old boy my friends have ever met. I pop out with random things at random times, but my husband claims it's part of my appeal. Whatever. I love music, movies, books, and cooking. I told my husband I was addicted to him long before I ever read Twilight, so I think that means my addiction to Twilight is meant to be. Right? I also love Star Wars and ROBOTECH. GenCon is like heaven on Earth for me. I also like to write. I haven't published any stories on this site yet, because I want my work to be complete before I post it. Since I'm a writer (and former English major in college), I have a list of pet peeves concerning grammar, spelling, and abuse of the English language in general. I have no issues with a writer is English isn't their native language. Actually, I've found that most people who speak and write English as a second language are more technically sound than people who have been speaking and writing English for their entire lives.

Word usage: People who don't know the difference between "heels" and "heals", "loose" and "lose", etc. SPELL CHECK IS NOT ALL-KNOWING, PEOPLE!! Yes, it will tell you if a word is spelled correctly. No, it doesn't know the difference between "a doctor heels people" and "4 inch Manolo Blahnik heals". It just knows if the word is spelled correctly or incorrectly, not the proper usage. I can't tell you how many times I've stopped reading a fanfic because the author has used the word "loose" instead of "lose" too many times. Same goes for "peaked" and "peeked". People, you peek around a corner. Peaks are also known as the top of a mountain. Don't even get me started on "they're", "their", and "there".

Relying on Spell Check too much: See above statement.

Please capitalize correctly. A person's name is ALWAYS capitalized, unless it's a celebrity like k.d. lang.

Character names and cities also need to be spelled correctly. Emmett has two t's, and Forks doesn't have an apostrophe between the k and s. If in doubt, refer to the work that is the subject of your fanfic.

People who use abbreviations like "IDK", "IMO", etc in their stories. It's perfectly acceptable if your characters are texting each other in your story. Otherwise, don't do it. I have passed over what might be some good stories because the author has used abbreviations like the ones mentioned above in their summary.

Now, I know I'm not perfect when it comes to grammar. The mistakes mentioned above are very simple to correct. It only takes a few minutes to proofread your work for grammatical and spelling errors. I would love to be a beta reader. I'm just sayin'. ;)

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47 Days by netracullen reviews
Bella and Edward had never met until they spent 47 days in hell together. They can trust no one, except for each other. Now they're home, and trying to heal as they fight for the normality they always took for granted. Lang/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,408 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
La Cantante by tufano79 reviews
Bella is a freshman in college studying to be a music teacher. Edward is a pre-med student at the same school but secretly wants to be a musician. They both meet and sparks fly. However, Bella's past may make it difficult. ExB, AH EDITED and REPOSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 596,226 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Waltz by Moonchild707 reviews
After being orphaned at 6, Isabella Swan was separated from her only remaining family. Ten years later, Bella is reunited with her siblings and a new foster family. With secrets in her past and a rocky road to recovery, Bella strives for normalcy, routine, and the strength only a family can give. A story of love, healing, redemption and growth. AH, dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 276,365 - Reviews: 2765 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
A Long Way to Go by freakybella reviews
Two broken families in search of happiness. Two broken hearts in search of their true other half. Based on my one shot ALFGALW. Edward and Bella had a long way to go find each other, but now that they have, follow them as they fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,546 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leave the Lights On by Strawberrywaltz reviews
Five times Clint and Natasha slept together in the same bed and the one time they didn't sleep at all. Slow Building BlackHawk
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,682 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7259 - Favs: 7,372 - Follows: 5,108 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,331 - Reviews: 6091 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9942 - Favs: 7,271 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Starting Over by Elvirina reviews
COMPLETE. Bella lost Jacob and her entire world crumbled to its feet. Trying to find some semblance of a life she leaves home. Depressed, she meets Edward, who quickly pulls her from her shell. New feelings blossom between them, but can they have a future
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 198,180 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Never Knew by nerac reviews
After a phone call from a stranger turns her life upside down, Isabella Dwyer realizes that the people you trust the most sometimes tell the biggest lies. Can she convince a man in uniform to help her discover the things she never knew? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,760 - Reviews: 6101 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild by PeppahLouie reviews
Recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Reconnecting with her friend, Bella meets Alice's brother, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for 2 years, what happens when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to a sexy new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 458,229 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Other Half by Christobel Cullen reviews
Bella is a student at the University of Alaska. She's fiercely independent, but everything changes when she meets a stranger who refuses to leave her side. This story explores the subject of vampire mating. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,976 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Greatest Gift by les16 reviews
Edward Cullen has the plane ride of his life when a mysterious flight companion changes his life in the blink of an eye. Edward will need the help of his wife, Isabella, to right the wrongs of his past before it's too late.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 282,718 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Breath by First Blush reviews
It's 1944, Edward awakes in a London field hospital. He's told his wife was in an air raid and did not survive. This sends Edward on a journey over two continents to find the love of his life, forgiveness for his past, and a joy he never even knew existed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,164 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,262 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6465 - Favs: 6,757 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All That Jazz by javamomma0921 reviews
AH/AU Set in 1919. Meet orphan sisters, Bella and Alice Swan, as they journey to Chicago to meet their Aunt Esme, brazen, disowned sister of their mother. Join Bella as she learns the true meaning of marriage and love. M for adult themes and later lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,134 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Saints Are Coming by fairytail dreamer reviews
Bella: Death is peaceful - Easy. Life is harder. Edward is coming back to Forks though he dosent know why, all her knows is something is calling him. Alice knows all, she sees that he is meant for Bella. Can he save her? AH AU Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 196,804 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Falling Beyond Redemption by Aleeab4u reviews
A plan to keep Edward & Bella apart ends in unthinkable violence leaving Bella & Charlie battling for their lives and Edward for his soul. When the fallout threatens to destroy not only them but the Pack as well, an unlikely Shaman may be their only hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 349,022 - Reviews: 4958 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lonesome Hearts by Damsell reviews
18 year old Bella has moved to the small Western town of Spoons Valley to meet up with her brother, Emmet, after their parents' deaths. She figured that it would be like the Wild West that she read about, she never realized how wild things would get. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 136,381 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9511 - Favs: 9,765 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nineteen Canvasses by Cars1 reviews
Bella thinks she finally has it all together after a life altering accident, but when she meets Edward, a once successful artist who has lost his inspiration, everything she thought she knew changes. All Human. Rated M for a very good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,753 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secrets: Mine, Yours and Ours by theotherbella reviews
Bella and Edward are both in serious relationships that have found their way to a couples counselor. What happens when Edward finds out something that could destroy them both? Will he tell Bella, or keep the truth hidden? Huge OOC... beware!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 262,591 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Runaways by SimplyDazzling reviews
"What if your actions end up ruining someone's life? How do you pay for what you've done?" Events in the past have caused Edward to be broken. Bringing Bella into his dark life wasn't something he wanted to do, and yet, somehow was unavoidable. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,821 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Untouched by TheNomadSoulmate reviews
Hello. I'm Bella Swan, and i hate men. You didn't really think i'd just be 'dazzled' by you, did you? Oh, honey. I'm smarter than that." A/H AU Definitely OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,075 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Deluded by FantasyMother reviews
Edward lowered his eyes to his lap, uncomfortable with my question. He grabbed a grape off the table, popped it in his mouth and chewed. I saw him blush-I could almost hear his heartbeat. "Bella, I live in the woods because I'm a vampire." B/E,OOC,AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,136 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Only Have Eyes for You by edwardlover10 reviews
19 years post BD. It’s the start of another ordinary school year for the Cullens. At least that’s what they think. Edward’s been acting strange lately. Whose influence is he under that is making him act this way? Can Bella stop them before he’s consumed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,704 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Continuation of the Twilight Saga: Crimson Aurora by Harcad reviews
Old friends return to Forks with a piece of information that threatens to change everything. Old friendships revisited and new ones formed. Lot's of answers to all those questions that arise after BD. Bella's POV 3 others opt mild angst
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 202,673 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Star Mile by Malmo722 reviews
Bella and Edward are two young college students that are just trying to make it through life while discovering who they are and what they want. They drift through love, loss, heartache and all the wonderful things that life throws there way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,274 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Cold War by Gleena reviews
In 2026, the Cullens realize that Aro desperately wants to possess Edward in order to use him in a barbaric experiment. Now, the Cullens must evade the Volturi while protecting one of their own as well as Aro's unwitting human pawn. 100% Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,878 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
A Legendary Bourn by I am the Creator God reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn. Life with Renesmee, Jacob, the Cullens, and Jacob's and La Push's packs. Very long, very wordy, very incomplete. Rated T for language/M for possible future lemons, if I am found to be capable of unabashedly posting them. Pure Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 189,505 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob