If you're reading this, it means that you have a serious case of mental issues. Come join the party! :D It also means you're really cool ( feels nice for a change, doesn't it? Don't lie, I know), so virtual certificate for you!

Awesome and random stuff I found:

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, September Sorrows, percabethroxmysox2786(my recast is me!!) Actually I've become openminded about her in general (since she plays Kate on White Collar) but I still think she's wrong for Annabeth, Lulu halulu (I'm sure she's a good actress but she's not right for Annabeth), daughterofathena7 (she has freakin' brown hair when it says multiple times in the books that her hair is blond and curly. also, she's way too old.)miss spunk484(really they got like half of the people wrong)

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

98 percent of our teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't but acts like you're high all the time anyway, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black,MewCuxie12,platinumstrawberry56, daughterofathena7, Dobby's Reincarnation, miss spunk484,

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that has no idea what that is, copy and paste this into your profile. (My space is right here, next to your space.)

90 percent of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 percent that would rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into laughter about something not really funny, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your hand repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile.

you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile. ( all though, most people think I'm on it. I don't blame them)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have never watched Laguna beach, The O.C., or the Hills and never will, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/tv show/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer (don't ask...) CommodoreZelda13 (Yeah, I'm a freak. Deal with it) Mysticyoshie (At school with all my books) The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, miss spunk484 (long story),

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever called someone by the wrong name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.(it's okay, they all know me there)

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... (copy&paste it!)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What if you don't know how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(I think something got lost in the translation)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use on Mars?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No duh Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Children's Asprin:
Warning: Keep Away From Children
(How are they supposed to get the medicine?)

Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire
(WOW! I'm amazed and enlightened!)

Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(So... You first.)

Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(No comment...)

Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
(Um... How? I always thought frisbees were just one little disc...)

Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(Wouldn't they be already dead?)

Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
(Yummy! Hair dye!)

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
(Well darn, I was planning on just enchanting the picture!)

(sorry if these repeat, I copied them from a different profile)

From Purpleslinky.com

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.
(well, what did you think they would be harmful to?)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”.
(note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a motorcycle mirror: “Objects in the mirror are actually behind you”.
(really? i thought they lived in the mirror)

On a box of sleeping pills: “May cause drowsiness”.
(what else do u think sleeping pills are used for?!?)

On a milk bottle: “After opening, keep up right”.
(Oh really? i was going to just put it upside down in my fridge)

On a bag of peanuts: “May contain nuts”.
(I NEVER KNEW!!!)

On a shower cap box: "Fits one head."
(as opposed to...two heads??)

On a water heater: “If the building in which heater resides is on fire, do not enter the building”.
(what person goes into a flaming building to save a water heater?)

On a mattress: “Do not attempt to swallow”.
(your a little to late buddy)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”.
(oopsy daisy!)

Others (from fromusautoparts.net)

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow "Not intended for highway use."
(who uses a wheelbarrow on a highway?)

A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks "Harmful if swallowed."
(oh really?)

A Bathroom Heater "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."
(well where else do we use it?)

A Battery "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use."
(guess I'm not using this battery)

A CD player "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."
(people still have catapults????!)

A Car Jack "For lifting purposes only."
(oohh i thought it was for a car named Jack as a present...awkward)

A Cordless Phone "Do not put lit candles on phone."
(oh really???)

A Halloween Batman costume "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
(well that puts a bummer on halloween...)

A Hammer "Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."
(what, i'm supposed to strike a liquid object?)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals."
(obviously.. you tested it on insects)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set."
(Should have said that earlier in the manual people)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included."
(how in the world are you supposed to WATCH it?)

A bottle of shampoo for dogs "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."
(yeah i feed my fish dog shampoo.. suuuurrreee)

A box of birthday cake candles "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."
(ummm one word. EEWEWWWWWW)

A box of rat poison "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."
(strange, very strange...)

A camera "This camera only works when there is film inside."
(what!?!?! my cheese didnt work?)

A can of air freshener "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers".
(that might be true actually.. hehehe)

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes."
(well what else is it supposed to do?)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
(yeah that helps me soooo much)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
(so thats how people get in car accidents..)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner."
(BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."
(well if they did something bad...)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
(wouldn't dream of it)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."
(KIDS GET OUT OF THE DISHWASHER!)

A household iron "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."
(well that takes time out of my day)

A hand-held massager "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."
(how can i use it when I'm unconscious?)

A snow sled "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."
(but thats the funnest part!)

A hair dryer "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."
(but thats the only free time i have!)

A package of dice "Not for human consumption."?
(i guess they do look a little like marshmallows,... An easy mistake to make)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire."
(i guess i'll have to be more careful next time..)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball."
(thats what the label says people)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp."
(o really?)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof."
(How would you get a snowblower on the roof?)

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
(like we drink out of a toilet every day)

A string of Chinese made Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(well where else are they supposed to go?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding."
(shoot, thats another mistake)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
(awww... i lost the bet...)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
(better go give in my dentist degree)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks."
(isn't that the point?)

A package of nuts "Instructions - open packet, eat nuts."
(in my mind, it's much more complicated)

A bottled water label "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth."
(wow just... wow)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."
(may?!?! WILL people WILL)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating."
(theres plastic on fruit rollups? Well we learn sometthing new every day don't we...)

A HUGE ROUND OF VIRTUAL APPLAUSE FOR DOBBY'S REINCARNATION!!!!!!!!!!!

If you think she has awesome copy&past stuff, copy & paste this with your user name:miss spunk484

The most dangerous animal in the world is the housefly.

oysters can climb trees.

Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner

quick shout-out to all my peeps on fictionpress.com. You know me as nerdypenguins.

LUV U ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL :D