Kealsey Aburamehide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for South Park, and Metalocalypse. Wow, welcome to South Park, I guess. I really love the show like to a creepily obsessed point sometimes and the characters just kind of write themselves for me so I expect a lot more of that fandom from me. Also, regarding South Park, all the fics up here for South Park are kind of in the same universe but still entirely stand-alone. Seeing as my South Park fics have kind of taken on a canon, this is the chronologically correct way to read them: A Different Flavor, Virginal Little Princess, Comfort and Late Call. They're all sill technically oneshots and can be read alone but that's probably the best way to read them. I'm always up for a conversation so feel free to PM me, especially if you like South Park. Or if I review your story--one, I really really liked it but if something I said didn't make sense I'd be happy to clarify. I never know how to properly review anyway. |
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Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Roommate, My Roommate by Valtiatar reviews
Sesshomaru and Naraku are roommates. The combination might not be the best one in such a small space, sillyness ans stupidity ensues. Series of oneshots starting from here. Not yaoi, just pure randomness and a lot of innuendo targeted all over the place. Oh, and pineapples! One must not forget pineapples!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,745 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Naraku - Complete
Freckles by nasjam97 reviews
It was the fall of their 13th year when Kyle's "summer freckles" seemed to stop being summer freckles, Stan noticed in the locker room before their first P.E class of the semester how Kyle's chest and back still had a few freckles spread out across them, he didn't say anything and Kyle didn't seem to have noticed at all
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Can't Hold Back by Aquaphobe reviews
This is bad. No, scratch that – this is disastrous. I'm not just crushing or idolising, or even obsessing over my super best friend. I gulp, and I know right then that I've got to get out of here, before I do something colossally stupid. SLASH, Style, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Graduation Day by 4pollos reviews
Teenager AU. Toki experiences some lasts. Sequel to Blowjobs and Milkshakes.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] - Complete
A First for Everything by poepoepoe reviews
Edd and Kevin take their relationship one step further than they're used to. Kevedd soft smut oneshot. M for hand jobs.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Blowjobs and Milkshakes by 4pollos reviews
Teenager AU. Toki experiences some firsts. Skwisgaar/Toki.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
A Way With Words by howtodisappearcompletely reviews
It's near the end of high school, and Stan has planned something special for Kyle. What should be a perfect day could be ruined by an unforeseen accident though, and on top of that, Stan is acting weird... Style. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Come On with the Come On by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Ruby discovers an injustice in Karen's sexual history that must be rectified immediately. Karen McCormick/Ruby Tucker oneshot. Apologies to Cab Calloway for desecrating his song with the title of this fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Karen McCormick - Complete
The morning after by Pat Squared reviews
Konohamaru and Hanabi wake up after celebrating their promotion to chunin. They celebrated a little too hard and now have to deal with the fall out. As Hanabi say's, "Having a baby is easy. Dealing with the dads is a little bit harder."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,876 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Konohamaru S., Hanabi H., Hiashi H.
The Silent Lie by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Clyde has a special talent that makes the ladies go crazy and the other boys immensely jealous. One person at school however, is not so impressed with it at all. Cryde - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Substatrum by julads reviews
Kyle is hesitant about sharing an apartment with Stan.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Tuesday Evening by TuesV reviews
Kyle is worried about Stan. Stan wonders why he and Kyle don't have the same kinds of interests as their other friends. High school, Style, slash, drug use, lemon in chapter 2. 2 chapters only. Hurrah!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Island of Misfit Toys by Chasing Rabbits reviews
While feeling out of place and stuck in a rut, Kenny takes a walk around town and finds himself reconnecting with Butters Stotch in a very unlikely place. Bunny Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Laundry Day by Clover-Reynolds reviews
Craig Tucker has met someone who makes him so happy, so it's time to keep his promises. random slash,Craig/Thomas,Slice of life,Growing up,
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Craig T., Thomas
Our Little Hideaway Beneath the Waves by Chasing Rabbits reviews
In the wake of his family unraveling and his childhood coming to an end, Butters Stotch finds solace in two things: swimming and Kenny McCormick
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
It's Like That One Madonna Song by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Over the years, there has been a lot of collateral damage to Butters' mental and physical well-being because of his parents, but there is one area that Kenny will not stand to see neglected.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Subtle Innuendos Follow by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny hates the club scene. As it turns out, the same is not the case for South Park's resident Goody Two Shoes. There must be something inside. Bunny. Oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Death brain by hyperempathie reviews
Dylan liked to think he was kinda fucked up. His family was okay, he had no traumatic experiences, but he was still kind of weird. He liked sitting alone in his dark room, writing and drawing and throwing darts at his wall. He liked to think the world was fucked up, too. Not like him, not like them. The world fucked them over. Repeatedly.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Curios by Kitzakura reviews
*Warning: NC-17, masturbation, solo, sex toys* Ian and Anthony receive an interesting item in the mail.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Smosh
Four Twenty by BattyCore reviews
Craig and Kenny enjoy a little harmless 4.20 fun. Pff, harmless? What I meant to say was SMUT.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Of Love and Sweet, Sweet Churros by bratkitty reviews
It was a perfect afternoon, Antonio found himself in an opportune situation with Lovino only to have a series of inopportune events follow. Spamano. Yaoi. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,034 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Mihael Keehl's Incredibly No Good, Very Bad Year by xElementFivex reviews
Mello's diary. His thoughts on everything from Near's undying hatred to Matt's potential case of rabies. Life isn't any easier just because you're a hot, leather wearing genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mello
Love Letters by the labile affect reviews
Some of the boys decide to write letters to express their love on Valentine's Day. Cute and fluffy! Bunny, Style, Creek. R&R, please!
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Adventures in Impaired Judgment by whyamisoclever reviews
Stan trades Kyle a shirt for his sobriety. Unfortunately, it's a plan that doesn't exactly work the way Stan expects it to and things...get weird. southparkkink meme fill for renpop. STYLE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's new bedroom by fanslash reviews
Stan comes to visit Kyle's new house and is disgruntled by the lack of attention he's receiving against the almighty facebook. Slash, Style, Stan/Kyle. Pretty much PWP.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Little More Mascara by Chasing Rabbits reviews
A friendship develops between Kenny and Butters over the years, centered around the fact that Butters likes to dress in his mom's clothes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Isolated Incident by belle-kell reviews
The boys are over at Stan's, and Stan is wondering why his friends find it so strange that him and Kyle are still touchy with one another. But does he really know why they're like this? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
It's War by alwaysxsaidsnape reviews
What does Blaise think when Theo is sleeping next to him? What does Theo think when Blaise holds him so tight? How will this work when there is a war outside their four poster bed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Help Me? by Roseminty reviews
SLASH. Zack has a problem, and as usual, Cody helps him out. However, not as usual, Cody benefits as well... Oneshot. Zack/Cody. Rated M for cussing and strong sexual content.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
No Homo by the corrupted quiet one reviews
It's rainy. The TV doesn't work. Stan's drunk. Kenny's horny. Things happen. But in the end they're just bros, seriously no homo! Stenny bro/blow job!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Bloodbath by TheEvilMuffinToaster reviews
France knew from the moment he groped Russia during Christmas that it would come back to haunt him... M for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - France, Russia
One Man Army by hollycomb reviews
Butters and Kenny have been playing this game for too long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Near's Guide to High school by Matthew Regent reviews
In which Near must find a way to survive the DN cast, multitudes of crossovers, the fandom, Fate screwing with him and who knws what else in this tale of spiralling insanity. All recorded in this journal.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,213 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Near
Freckles by whitemokona234 reviews
Watching porn will give you ideas, I guess... Stan like Kyle's freckles. He likes them a lot. What happens when he wants to see even more freckles? Read on and find out!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Valenstine Day by SmashTurnip Girl reviews
Toki's always been a fan of Valentine's Day.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Guardian by OrdinarilyYours reviews
“Fiancé” he said it. He just had to say it. It made me angry every time he said that stupid word. I am 15 and engaged to my idiot guardian named Kiba Inuzuka. Ino Inuzuka.a little cursing and suggestive themes.i hope ya like it! Geesh! Geesh!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,418 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Kiba I., Ino Y.
Blue Sheets by murderofonerose reviews
Skwisgaar needs to go to bed. Toki helps.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Get Well Soon You Big Baby by SmashTurnip Girl reviews
Skwisgaar comes down with a bad case of man 'flu; Toki's a creeper, but his heart's in the right place.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Complications by SingingMisery reviews
Life is complicated. Things happen for no rhyme or reason. Bad things, good things. Life in itself is a complication.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Show Me Yours by Tyrotoxis reviews
Stan goes through some of the most ridiculous things just to satisfy his curiosity. Style. Rated M for graphic smut!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Punch Drunk Love by Alligator Pink reviews
From the Kink Meme- "USxUK, with England trying to get America drunk. It works." Ongoing fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/26/2010 - America, England/Britain
Missed You, Bro by pdotzombie reviews
Tony/Pickles slash, SnB. Tony is left at the apartment alone while Pickles visits family. Read on to see what transpires upon Pickles return to Los Angeles. Please R&R, and as always, if you don't like then don't read.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Pickles - Complete
By Any Other Name by Spikesgirl58 reviews
Illya cares for an injured Napoleon and Napoleon, in turn, teaches Illya the language of flowers. Warning: N/I, masturbation, shower sex, mercy bullets and flowers. For adult readers!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
This Never Happened by sesshygirl3 reviews
Kabuto/Shizune. Sorta. Lots of Sake. An encounter in the woods. Humor for sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shizune, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Know Your Stars: Gaara by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
When Gaara walks into an empty room a mysterious voice tells the "Audience" things about Gaara which are fake. What does the voice say? Will Gaara put up with it? Who is the voice? One-shot. Funnier then it sounds!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Gaara - Complete
The Talk by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Cleaning House by Cattiechaos reviews
With nine men living under the same roof, cleaning was pretty much a lost cause.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Here and There by Citizenjess reviews
Charles tries to fit back into his Dethklok mold. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Charles/Nathan slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Blood must be spilled by Nimue the Gray reviews
Prussia is dissolved but not gone and it's better to fight for the Soviet Union than to just fade away. Russia/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Sex 101 by whocares10315 reviews
Craig hates asking people for anything, but he has no other choice…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Silence is Golden too bad i like silver by brokenhearts.brokenglass reviews
Due to Matt's manipulation skills and Mello's ability to be easily persuaded, he's now forced into making a blog and recording his daily life and/or feelings. However, what will he do when he comes to an alarming realization? MelloxMatt, read and review
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Mello, Matt
Mello Knows All by acklesauce reviews
A group of IM conversations between L and his successors. Ranges between calling eachother pet names, to shooting Light, to L's sex life! R&R PLEASE!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Desire's Revealed by Sesshya reviews
Sequel to my Forbidden Desire story. Ishida and Nemu are happy, living their love to the fullest. But what happens when others choose to interfere in their lives? Rated M for lemon and language. Chapters 4 and 5 are now up
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Uryuu I., Nemu K.
Cold by lucid-dreamerxo reviews
KabutoShizune. PostTimeskip. Shizune overhears two ANBU one cold winter night and checks out the scene... to find someone she didn't expect to EVER feel sorry for. Romance, fluff, funny Kabuto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Kabuto Y., Shizune
Obscene by dsfgajkh reviews
Sometimes it wasn't that good, but it was never all that bad. Oneshot. CraigThomas.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Craig T., Thomas - Complete
Plans Change by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
Ecstasy of Life by SpiritLeTitan reviews
Mello comes home to Matt at ungodly hours of the morning while he's...high? Rated M for language and drug usereference.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
morning after by dragonxelf reviews
this is my first fanfic. im not a big RobinXAqualad fan so no having a go at me! the blocks in italics are flashbacks.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Aqualad, Robin - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Things Fall Apart reviews
We were all so fucked up-so, so, so fucked up. I don't know why we thought it could work. Two-shot.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Pickles, Antonio D. T./Tony - Complete
Blood Money
Charles hated the term 'cash.' Blood money, however...was something he could get behind.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2014 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
So Non-Conformist reviews
The youngest goth hates middle school. There's no reason not to...except maybe a kid genius with colder eyes than his.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Ike B., Kindergarten Goth] - Complete
His Boys reviews
Charles always likes to check up on his boys even when it's not strictly necessary. AKA: I basically just wanted more of Charles and the boys.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2014 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Late Call reviews
I should've just shut my phone off but I didn't because it was Kenny and I was worried he got hurt or something. Style fluff with a side of angsty Kenny and Kenny/Bebe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Style Drabbles reviews
Stan and Kyle do cute things and sometimes Kenny watches. A series of mostly unconnected, super fluffy Style one-shots.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Comfort reviews
Kenny wakes up to Bebe at his front door, looking more scared than he'd ever seen her. And of course he needs to do something about that. Mostly Bebe/Kenny friendship, mentions of ClyBe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Bebe S., Kenny M. - Complete
Obligations
'"So, what's up with you and Tweek?" He asked, actually looking interested. God, his girlfriend's started to rub off on him.' Craig and Clyde talk about their relationships. Mentioned: Clybe, Creek, Cromas and Crenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Virginal Little Princess reviews
Bebe only goes to parties with Kenny for good reasons. None of them being that he's an excellent relationship fairy but sometimes that's helpful. Kenny/Bebe friendship and flashes of ClyBe and Bunny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Bebe S., Kenny M. - Complete
Apologizing reviews
Craig doesn't like apologizing to anyone but Thomas has a way of making it worth his time. Basically just Thomas/Craig smut, I don't know how else to explain it.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Craig T., Thomas - Complete
Perfect reviews
Kenny knows that Stan and Kyle's relationship is perfect and he can't help but wanting something like that. Style, Bunny, fluff and swearing.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
A Different Flavor reviews
Stan always loved Kyle, not romantically really but definitely love. Middle school changes that though and Kenny might have to just walk him through it. Stan/Kyle fluff, swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete