LenIsABanana
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Joined 09-23-11, id: 3280178, Profile Updated: 05-05-13

What's up Fanfiction people? I'm known as LenIsABanana. I'm someone who has difficulty writing a stories, or just coming up with one in general. It seems as though I will need a lot of practice before I can really come up with an interesting story. I have seen countless amounts of wonderful stories, one of them being written by a friend of mine on here. Then, how should I put this...there are ones...that really seem to need A LOT of editing and improvement.

Anyways, I might as well tell you a little more about myself. I'm not as proper as it may seem, the way i'm writing right now may seem proper to you, but i'm a very loud and obnoxious person that loves to play around. I'm very childish, my friends seem to be more mature than me, but I have my moments here and there. I use common sense more than anything else, I rely on the facts and my sense of opinion. I hate it when there's drama, I tend to stay away from it at all costs. I'm not girly at all, I hate to wear any girly clothing or just act girly in general. Since I was raised around mostly males, I have been influenced to act more masculine than feminine. I'm also a bit of a hot-head, if you don't annoy me too much then i'm perfectly fine.
I think that's more than enough that you need to know about me.

Oh, and here's an example of how idiotic a person really can be. These two reviews were posted by an anonymous person (who probably doesn't have the guts to show their real pen name.) on my friends story. Read and be warned that this might burn a few of your brain cells.

Story: (Was asked not to say) Chapter: 2.From: ghbjkl'lkjh () -- ghbjkl'lkjh:u know its not cute when u use big words like (taken out for purposes) or however you spelll it. it doesnt make u a better writer cuz ppl dont understand it. it makes them confused and not want to read it.

Ok, here's my say on this one. First off, stop playing chicken and show yourself if you're going to be that stupid. Secondly, what does being cute have anything to do with this story? ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN', THAT'S WHAT. Also, LEARN HOW TO SPELL, GOOD GOD. It's so atrocious to me (I'm a spelling/grammar Nazi, hate on me if you must.)that I just want to be sick. Don't use text-speak, because that's obviously for TEXTING. I don't even use text speak. Oh and actually learn how to SPELL the word SPELL. Lastly, are you really that stupid not to look up the thing that confuses you to find out what it means? Seriously? I guess that's how big stupidity in one's mind can become. If you're so confused, then GOOGLE IT. It's not that hard, you just copy the word, paste it, then press enter. TA-DA, you successfully looked up a word all by yourself, you idiot! c:

Here's another one that was posted a couple of hours later. It seems as though I have to go set things right again.

Story: (Once again, was asked not to say.) Chapter: 1. From: sdfgvbn () -- sdfgvbn:ur so dumb. i saw u delete my comment. stop being a baby and let people judge

Dude, are you sure this person is the dumb one? Look in the mirror and you'll truly see who's dumb. :P
So, you seriously came back to see your comment removed? Wow, that just shows how much you wanted to see your meaningless review in the messages. Well you see, some people actually DON'T want to read your pointless comment. It doesn't tell the person what they could improve on, it just says it's dumb/not cute.
Lastly, the person being a baby is you, GROW UP. If this author was being a baby, then they would have done something dramatic like deleting the story, or something along those lines. But no, they're acting mature, unlike your stupid self. Stop being a hypocrite and quit judging people over the LITTLEST things.

I have an O.C that I plan to use for a story I hope to create in some time. Here is just some of the information about her:
Name: Cairi Kiwins
Age: 18
Birthday: July 14
Hair color: Strawberry Blonde, the length of her hair is very short, with a boy-like look to it
Eye color: Hazel (usually looks green)
Horoscope sign: Leo
I think that's just a little bit you will know about Cairi for now.

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

Who do you like better?

1.Ace or Alice? Alice

2.Peter or Julius? Julius

3.Boris or Pierce? Boris

4.Gray or Nightmare? Gray

5.Blood or Ace? Ace

6.Vivadli or Gowland? Vivadli

7.Elliot or Black Joker? Elliot

8.White or Black Joker? White Joker

9.Dee or Dum? Dee

10.Ace or both the twins? Ace

11.Blood or Elliot? Elliot

12.Gray or White Joker? Gray

13.Dee or Peter? Dee

14.Dum or Pierce? Pierce

15.Alice or Boris? Boris

16.Blood or Peter? Blood

17.Alice or both the twins? Alice

18.Boris or Julius? Boris

19.Julius or Peter? Julius

20.Peter at all? Oh heck no, he's a pedophile...he scares me...that wanker...he better keep his creepy white van away from me!

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1) Cairi

2)Vivi

3)Flori

4)Boris

5)Ace

6)Casey

7)Dee

8)Dum

9)Julius

10)Elliot


1 tries to punch 5:
Er...you know that I would die if I even tried to do that...right?

2 tries to hook you up with 7:
Vivi, you would go into a van with Gowland, Vivaldi, and the bloody freaking twins if you ever tried that. D:

3 tries to hook up with 4:
Uh..well...since Flori doesn't like Boris anymore...he sorta went to me...
Casey: "...Oh...really? I guess I have competition, I'm gonna have to protect my prize"
Cairi: "Wait what? I'm not an object-"
Boris: "Oh no no no, she's mine!"
Cairi: "...*sigh* this is going to be a long day.."

4 asks to move into your house:
Um...well...I guess...but as long as those two don't fight...cause I know Casey is bi-polar...but Boris here is pure possessive.

5 tries to get revenge on 1:
I'm gonna die...might as well just enjoy it while it lasts...TTvTT

6 seduces 9 what is his/her reaction:
Casey! I never knew you went both ways! Get your ass back here! D:

7 gets jumped and asks 4 what (s)he should do.What does 4 say?:
B: Well maybe you shouldn't have pissed the hare off, and nothing would've happened. Go talk to Dum about this.

8 tackles 7 for not kissing the other day:
e_e...no yaoi incest please...I don't want to see that...

9 gets raped. What do you say when (s)he asks you for your help?:
You gotta keep your guard up Julius...anything can happen out there...don't turn your back for a second...and don't drop the soap by all means.

10 tries to strip in front of 1,2,4,5. What's your reaction?:
Elliot! Keep your clothes on dammit! I don't think I wanna see that!
Vivi: "Me either!"
Boris: "DUDE!! Cover yo' self!"
Ace: " *covers Vivi's eyes* I don't think so Elliot, you bastard"

10 tries to rape 3. What do you do?:
So YOU'RE the one who probably raped Julius! Now you're trying to rape Flori!? You bastard! D:

9 had one dated 4 in the past. Till 9 dumped 4:
...Julius...do you have a thing with dudes that you never told us about? Seriously...

8 secretly likes 2, but won't admit it:
Ohhhhh, Vivi Someone has a crush on yoooooou
Vivi: "STFU."

7 hates 1's guts. Why would 7 hate 1?:
Maybe it's cause I told him straight up that I didn't want to play with Dee and him in the closet...I don't like the games they try to play...

6 is blackmailing 5. What's the blackmail? And how do you respond?:
Maybe Casey-boy over there is blackmailing Knave because he found out that sometimes...he actually knows where he's going...but he likes to get people that he really likes..(Vivi) lost with him...for certain reasons...
Cairi: "Tsk tsk tsk, Casey, be a good boy for once."
Casey: "But I like being bad"
Cairi: "..."

5 is addicted to gambling and has a problem:
Ace...if you really love Vivi, you'll stop betting your sword. =w=''

4 had a recent family member get into an accident:
Boris...bro...sorry to hear that, i'm sure they'll be fine though...
Boris: "...*sniffle* Can I have a hug?"
Cairi: "Sure...i'm ok with that. *hugs*"
Casey: *spies from a corner* Hissssssssss..."

3 has been fighting with 7:
Flori...I don't think you should fight with Dee...especially if he has his ax with him...

2 has been giving you the silent treatment:
Awww c'mon Vivi...are you mad cause I teased you about that time with Ac-
Vivi: "SHUT UP."

1 has slept with 2-10:
WHAT?! I HAVE NOT! I can't believe you people would think that I had number six in Latin with all those people! You can all go suck one! D:

Fill in #s 1-12 with name some people from your favorite characters and answer the questions. You can mix shows or not. Your choice.

1. Vivaldi

2. Pierce

3. Casey

4. Cairi

5. Boris

6. Dee

7. Dum

8. Vivi

9. Gray

10. Julius

11. Blood

12. Ace

Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Not at all...I don't plan on checking either.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

e_e I'd say she's normal.

What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

...Too late, it already came and went...the twins she has are proof.

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I don't think so...

Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Ah...but Blood might hurt poor Pierce. ;;

Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Five/Eight. I think that would be adorable.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

This green cat can't seem to let the pony-tailed man have a break, but what if the man gave him some kind of...catnip?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nope...I don't think Vivi rolls that way.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

.../I got nothin'/

What might Three scream at a moment of great passion?

"I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, Cairi I'm sexy and YOU know it."

If you wrote a song'fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

World is Mine (Since she's a princess. )

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?

Warning, contains a violent Queen, a dangerous child, and a direction deprived Knave. Might cause nightmares...

What might be a good pick-up line for one to use on two?

"You're so cute, that you remind me of my favorite stuffed animal" (Corny, I know.)

What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night?

"...I'm not gonna become a proper lady, just sayin'."

What would happen/ what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

He would probably act like it wasn't invasion of my privacy and head straight for the shower.
I would punch, kick, and scream until he left with a slap mark on his cheek. -v-b

Four announced he/she' going to marry Nine tomorrow?

Oh...he might get really jealous now...Casey...don't...um do what you usually do when you're mad?

Five cooked you dinner?

I bet it has catnip in it for his own entertainment.

How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow?

I'd run to the hospital as fast as I could and help her any way I could.

Nine made fun of your friends?

Psh, I think he would be too busy trying to get Nightmare to do paperwork then make fun of my friends.

Ten ignored you all the time?

Well, I see how it is Julius...grumpy old mortian.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do?

She would order to have their heads chopped off at the guillotine.

You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do?

He would cry from the shock and try to get some help.

It's your birthday. What does Three get you?

...Well...something that probably wouldn't be appropriate for young ears to hear.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do?

I'd try to escape from the house from any openings there are.

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?

Happily watch without a care...

You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction?

"Ah! Don't marry him! If you do so, then it's off with both of your heads!"

You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up?

He'd probably try to drag me into a closet with Dee and play the game.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3).

Vivaldi and Dum are in a happy relationship until Grey runs off with Dum. Vivaldi, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Blood and a brief unhappy affair with Dee, then follows the wise advice of Vivi and finds true love with Casey. ((...What...first you have a one night stand with your brother, and now you try to take mah man!??! Y U NO GO AWAY!!! D:))

Who's your favorite couple?

3/4...hehe =v=

Which number do you think is the hottest?

Well...maybe...ok...3. =////=

catnip cookies by wonderfulwonderwolf reviews
alice and boris go on a little piknic to boris' faveorite field and everything goes fine untill boris starts to act odd
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Alice L., Boris A. - Complete