Is mildly insane, enjoys revision, hates self deprecating humor in all but his own use, and is often very confusing to listen to.

Is too cowardly to publish his own stories, and hopefully one of the most avid readers of M-rated Naruto fan fiction.

(It's honestly frustrating, I keep running out of non-yaoi content. Not that I dislike Yaoi, I just prefer professionally written, to avoid cliches. Hell, I've read a good amount of shota, but for some reason anything containing both Yaoi and cliches just bugs me.)

Is liberal, pretty much a socialist, can't drink, the boring sort of cis-male, and not attracted to guys (everyone else is on my radar, regardless of "equipment.")

Is also very privileged, white, financially well off, a professional actor who will totally tell you his real name and give you a link to their IMDB page with very little provocation, and a bottom in both the sheets and in life.

Is totally not sixteen, where would one come up with that?

Is really enjoying ranting digitally.