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 I'm in college, but have no idea what I am doing with my life. I haven't attempted to write any fanfics yet. I love reading, videogames, being at the beach, watching tv, having a smoke while driving my car, my friends, my family, frozen yogurt, partying, dancing, vitamin water, and any holiday. PM me :) :) |
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Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Just Relax by Queen'sJester reviews
When Harry Meets Draco for a duel in a certain third-floor corridor, they suddenly find themselves in a bind. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,628 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rematch by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 7,906 - Follows: 1,223 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 257 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Amelioration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Two Prettiest by Fennelseed reviews
Everyone wants Legolas and Frodo. The only place they can run is to each other. (Slash/parody) FINALLY FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Frodo B., Legolas