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HOUSE OF ANUBIS PLEDGE

I promise to remember Nina when I tell an unbelievable lie

I promise to remember Fabian whenever I’m being shy

I promise to remember Eddie when I discover a new skill

I promise to remember Rufus when I have the urge to kill

I promise to remember Patricia when I have a bicker-fest

I promise to remember Mara when I promise to do my best

I promise to remember Alfie when I act below my age

I promise to remember Frobisher when I can barely contain my rage

I promise to remember Victor when someone says it’s ten

I promise to remember Joy when I have to start again

I promise to remember Amber when I’m not acting very smart

I promise to remember Jerome when I consider lying an art

I promise to remember KT when my friends seem to not trust me

I promise to remember Willow when I start to act a bit ditzy

I promise to remember Mick when I start to play sports

I promise to remember Trudy when something’s out of sorts

I promise to remember Jasper if I’m being blackmailed

I promise to remember Vera when all my plans have failed

I promise to remember Senkarah when I want to be a god

I promise to remember Harriet when I’m told to sit and nod

I promise to remember Jason when I’m feeling sick

I promise to remember Poppy when there’s someone I want to flick

I promise to remember Sibuna when I go to prom

I promise to remember Nina’s gran when I meddle where I don’t belong

I promise to remember Anubis House when a mystery comes my way

I promise to remember House of Anubis every single day!

(random stuff I copied from peoples profiles :P)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (If you watched Romeo & Juliet with leonardo de caprio, theres a bit when Tybalt stands on his toes and points his guns down as he shoots, my and my friends do this, none of us are dead... or are we?)

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HELL IS THE CEILING? (this is something i would actually do :/)

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. (this sounds like something one of my best friends would come out with... yea)

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it! (yea another one of my besties would come out with this)

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. (this kind of doesnt work, I look at my-self, i think theres something really wrong, then look at my friends and realise they are all mentle too)

Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

A criminal will stab you in the front. A traitor will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws. (m and my friends do this on a regular basis, just with pencils and fingers and what ever else we can find really)

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

SARCASM, note: I am not very good at this at all

1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (yay we can all SUFFER, what fun)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (asked my mum about this and apparently they have to put it so they cant be sued, but who if you are highly alergic to nuts, would go and buy a packet?)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Thats a shame, I was totes plannin on havin a sleep rave :(.)

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (Oh dear, sounds like something my grandmother would say)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (But i like frozen pizza with slightly raw meat, you spoiled my childhood!)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Yup coz I would try that a know)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (this is only if my dog has had it)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (Well if it was my knife... lets just say my enemies better watch out, i dont read packaging)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Yes! i am going to be put in jail when I die, over my dead body)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Oh, well you just HAD to go and ruin everything, now I have to buy separate toppings)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And that would be how? what is soap anyway?, I dont think our school has heard of it)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (wait MAY, so I might not fall asleep. My poor brain)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (but thats far too much effort, why would you want a puzzle you have to make?)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (well then, tooo much info!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (good warning *note the sarcasm*)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure, it might be frozen)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Yes because I would do this?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yep, my ill, little brother has just had his medicine, now he is going to drive a forklift)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Well what happened if I wanted to use them for... Oh wait, there is no other option)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (Can you even get face artificial bacon, what is that, real bacon then, or plastic?)

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages." (shame, I wanted to use it for my sandwiches)

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (well at least my dog wont get ill, but what if their lying? :0)

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" (this means what, it will catch fire under normal circumstances?)

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (but, but, but, I wanted to use it)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (what about the light? and isnt thta kind of its purpose? or am I wrong?)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (you dont say? ), how would you even manage to swallow them?)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (but what happend if the dishwasher wanted to change the channel?)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (well I thought rain was like fire or something)

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" (yep coz that is totes possible)

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" (what if I like frozen stuff)

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children/ or me and my friends, coz we would be like this)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile. (I think these figures are wrong, I think it would be the other way around)

98 per cent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think hair colour doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile. (im blonde, but I must admit I do suffer with extreme 'blonde' moments, my parents say I am the most stupid smart person they have ever met)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (My mum bought me a kindle so I could read books rather than fanfiction, that worked well)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (well me and all of my best friends)

Who knocks on the door of a bathroom and asks the person inside What Are They Doing? (hehe, coz it annoys them, almost as much as shouting, I KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING!)

Who agrees it takes very much skill to trip on a flat surface? (or just an amazing person)

When nothing goes right… go left.

Move on. Its just a chapter in the Past. But don't close the book. Just turn to the next page. (or you can track down the person that upset you and murder them viciously)

Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know that they're always there. (more like you can always see them, because they are always there, like a creepy stalker)

To be old and wise, you must first need to be young and stupid. (or you could just be old and stupid, after all people dont tend to change very much)

Some people blame our generation. But have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

(yea BTW I dont own any of the stuff on my profile, I just copied the whole lot! :p)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(in bold is me)

You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...

You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.

You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling. (we havent studied this, EVER)

You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.

Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."

You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding. (no I live here)

You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.

You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times. (dont know what this is?)

You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.

You think of Mick & Nina whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.

You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.

You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom. (I get to plan it so YES)

You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with. (I need a lot of bugs... hmmm, I'll ask Rufus for the name of his supplier)

You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler. (already knew but...)

You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have done at least three of these things.

Wake up in the morning', Feeling' like detectives, Got my clues, I'm out the door, Gonna hit the United Nation, Before I leave, I say Sibuna, Throw some stuff in the fire, The teachers say that Joy's at home, but they're all just liars..

I'm talking' what kind of spy name is Rene, Rene? Victor says we're gonna pay, pay Let's find some clues today, day We're sneaking' up into the att-ic, Down into the base-ment, What's up with Joy's disappearance...?

Don't stop, make it pop! Fabian, blow my cylinder up tonight, Imma fight, till Victor drops the pin tonight, Tik tok, picked a lock, Man, this attic is really hot! Oh-whoa-whoa, Oh-whoa-whoa- X2

So now the teachers are lining up, 'Cause they hear we're onto them But we'll just run away, unless Fabian's got a plan again.. I'm talking', Corbier’s feathers everywhere, where Steal Victor's keys if we dare, dare [repeat chorus]

U Know Ur Addicted to HOA (House of Anubis) When :

1. You daydream about them every day and night. Yep.

2. You wish Fabian was yours. No, Fabian is Nina's.

3. You wish you were the Chosen One: Nina. Yes. Then "geek-chic" Fabian would be all mine.

4. You have read practically all of the stories about your favourite couple

5. You write FFs about HOA. Scroll down to the very bottom of this page.

6. You check Wikepedia and Nickutopia every single day for updates on new info proof of a new season. Yep.

7. You play the Secrets Within HOA game. I beat it and saw the secret scene, hence the line from my quotes.

8. You always check the Nick HOA Message Boards. Yep.

9. You re-watch episodes of HOA online. That's why I can quote it.

10. Your iPod lock screen background is a picture of HOA logo. And phone, and laptop, etc.

11: You follow each cast member on Twitter. Yes, I do.

12. Its the only thing you go on about

If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile (FABIINA, in class, in convo's, while listening to music, all the time)

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity (seriously, me and my friends are going to do this):

1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how amazing the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

I would do this, but my exams are kind of important, but other peoples might not be...

Ways to Annoy Your Parents

-I am not responsible for any shouting, yelling and punishments they give you. Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.

1 - Follow them all the time 2 - Say "Muu" when they call you 3 - Pretend you got amnesia 4 - Keep walking backwards 5 - Run all over the house with a bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!" 6 - Run on the walls 7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear 8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion 9 - Stay in front of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!" 10 - Run in circles 11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times. 12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose. 13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!" 14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!" 15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept 16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass 17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue 18 - Talk to a pen 19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time. 20 - Pretend you're a Viking 21 - Try to climb on the walls 22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?" 23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn 24 - Do what they tell you to 25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..." 26 - Eat un edible things. 27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!" 28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..." 29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!" 30 - Chase an imaginary tail 31 - Demand your own telephone number 32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say 33 - Pretend you're 268 years old 34 - Stay upside down in your closet 35 - Pretend you're a telephone 36 - Try to swim on the ground 37 - Knock on their door all the night 38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities 39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "Why what? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?" 40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend you don't understand 41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!" 42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?" 43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés" 44 - Tell them you have a very important secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!" 45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel that?!" 46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer 47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house." 48 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton accent 49-Tell them that they're old. Repeatedly. 50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them

Or you could just sit and read them this list :p

A B C D E F G Gummy Bears are chasing me

One is red and one is blue

One is trying to steal my shoe

Now I'm running for my life

'Cause the red one has a knife

(I think the red one is C(my best friend), and the blue 1 is J(another best friend))

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"

Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.

Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiancée

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."

Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"

Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.

Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"

(appaerently in one of our PE lessons one of the girls printed of a 15 page long, list of stupid phobias for all of the girls in the class. They then proceeded to hide the bags of the girls they didnt like in the cupboard, the teacher just laughed)

Pointless stuff I found

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit if there are freaking footsteps on the moon!

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I'm on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of something called "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

You can't spell awesome without ME!

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Best friends means killing each other for a bag of chips, and at the end not saying sorry, but instead saying "Haha, too bad, loser" (thats us!)

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which is kinda the same thing.

I agree with the dictionary, GIRLS before GUYS, PARTYING before STUDYING, and FRIENDS before LOVE!

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs. And I know at least 20 that I would like to push down the stairs, so we're even

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. (i laughed in Titanic and when George shot Lennie in Of Mice And Men :/)

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you

If you think Bella Swan from Twilight needs to see a shrink, learn common sense, and get a life copy and paste this to your profile.

In Greek Romans 8:38-39 If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Things Life Tells Me.

1. Walking into walls hurts.

2. Voldemort's parents took the "I Got Your Nose" game a little too seriously.

3. Life is weird, first you want grow up, then you want to be a kid again.

4. Has anyone else noticed that Hannah Montana looks a lot like Miley Cyrus? (hahahaha- not anymore,hahaha)

5. If the people in horror movies listened to to me, they'd still be alive.

6. If you always expect the unexpected then doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

7. 3 out of the 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other one wants to know if penguins have knees.

Copy and paste this if you have done one of the below: DBold.

1) You walked into a room, forgot why, walked out, then remembered

2) When you were younger, you drew the sun in the corner of the paper

3) When you were little, you thought the shape of a real heart was the same a romantic heart

4) Closed the fridge really slow, just to see the lights go out

5) Tried to balance the light switch between on and off

I can't take this long distance relationship any more. Fridge, you're coming to my room.

When you fall, I'll be there for you- Floor. (or wall or chair or table, u get the message)

I need a six month vacation twice a year.

I don't like morning people... or mornings... or people... (i just hate most things really)

When a girl and boy kiss...

Primary: Everyone: EWWWWWWWWW

middle/ high school: Everyone: Awww, how cute!!! (unless its my friend then its "ewww cringe)

University: Get a damn room!

Dare every1 in my school, I couldn't help but notice awesome ends in "ME" and ugly starts with "U".

Why do we need school?

Music: we have youtube, and ITunes and blinkbox etc.

PE: wii sport & i am lazy, it wont change anything!

English: everything's shortened anyway,we have books that actually dont need to be annalysed

Maths: we have calculators for that, and do we actually need it at all??

Spanish: there's DORA, or evry1 could just speak English

Geography: I'll buy a globe, and a map

History: They're all dead anyway, and no1 cares

Drama: enough happens in life without the lessons

Science: i dont need to be taught that we grow up, I dont believe we came from animals, I dont care about space and where am I actually going to get or need the chemicals to do the experiments we do anyway?

Textiles: i buy my clothes

Art: I can doodle

ICT: i dont learn anything, and I kno how to use a phone & computer, when am I going to need the stuff we are taught?

RE: i can make my own beliefs

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (well, I might be, I could e haunting you all!!)

If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.

If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd rather swim with sharks than listen to Justin Bieber, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If talking to yourself is a common thing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the only reason you're actually doing sports is because you don't want to do gym, copy and paste this into your profile. (for me its actually the other way around, coz we arent supervised so we dont have 2 work hard)

93% of american teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. (they made me this way!)

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that seems to be unnaturally drawn to them, copy and paste this on your profile.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

Do people in America sit around and try to sound like British like we try and have American accents? (the answer is YES, I have read the same question but the other way round!)

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