Before we begin with your torture, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I would like to tell you a little bit about myself.

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Name: CookieMonster'sBFF (Used to be SoccerGeek7699)

Gender: Female

Age: Wouldn't you like to know?

Height: 5'1

Eye color: Hazelish - greenish...Sometimes they turn goldenish - yellowish. It's weird.

Hair color: dirty blonde

Favorite books: Harry Potter, The Sisters Grimm, Warriors, The Kane Chronicles, and Septimus Heap. :)

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IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

Waking Up: Dancing Through Life-The Wicked Musical

First Day At School: The Wizard and I-The Wicked Musical

Making Your New Best Friend: My Immortal-Evanescence

Falling In Love: Rainbow-Colbie Caillat

Breaking Up: On The Floor-J Lo

Prom: You and Ur Hand-P!nk

Graduation: Heartbreak Warfare-John Mayer

Life's Okay: One Short Day-The Wicked Musical

Death of a Close Friend: Moving Out (Anthony’s Song)-Billy Joel

Mental Breakdown: Fix You-Coldplay

Driving: I Never Told You-Colbie Caillat

Flashback: Marry The Night-Lady Gaga

Getting Back Together: Just the Way You Are-Bruno Mars

Wedding Scene: Grenade-Bruno Mars

Birth of Child: Wait To You See Me Smile-Alicia Keys

Car Accident: Not Afraid-Eminem

Final Battle: Love the Way You Lie-Eminem

Death Scene: You Belong With Me-Taylor Swift

Funeral Song: Fallin’ For You-Colbie Caillat

End Credits: Lovers In Japan/Reign of Love-Coldplay

Deleted Scenes: Strawberry Swing-Coldplay

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Girls are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones

because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right

boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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DUCT TAPE IS LIKE THE FORCE: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

They say, “Guns don’t kill people. People kill people.” Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

You cry,

I cry,

You laugh,

I laugh,

You jump off a bridge,

I laugh even harder.

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Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

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Now that we're finished with your torturing, you may go. But be warned, if you ever try to steal my cookies again I will murder you with a spoon!!!