It was a simple no strings attached system. They weren't supposed to fall in love. That was the one rule they had for each other. (Stop at chapter 3 because currently being rewritten) Don't own South Park

"You ask why I take care of these boys? That's right, because someone has to. And it's not an easy job taking care of children, making sure they're not getting into trouble, watching out for their well-being. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?...Didn't think so. Let's go, boys. Time to go home."- Jack Wednesday, set after "Schoolhouse Rocked". PLEASE REVIEW!

AU, non-canon, Stenny, Stan slash Kenny: All was perfect for Stan in South Park until one day his dad takes a new job in San Diego, CA. Being uprooted from SP, Stan must deal with a new life in Southern California as a junior in HS in the suburban neighborhood of Rancho Bernardo in San Diego. Follow Stan as he goes through his new life in SD with new friends and new situations.

Princess Kenny and Stan might be on opposing sides, but that doesn't mean they can't be dating behind the High Jew Elf's and Grand Wizard's backs, right? To them it doesn't. But it does to Feldspar, who catches them on a date one night. Rated T just in case.

Stan is a lonely fish waiting to be caught, and Kenny wants to lure him in.

Stan's been stressing over a million things, especially on his relationship with Wendy. When Kenny steps in to "help" get over Stan's problems, things get too personal for the both of them.

Stan is a hard-working football player who works out several times a week. On a rainy Friday afternoon, he stays after school to use the school's pool for some exercise. He's soon joined by Kenny McCormick in the locker room, who helps Stan loosen up a little bit. RATED M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND LANGUAGE! Stenny One-Shot.

"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny

Stan Marsh is a regular kid in a regular town... well, maybe not a regular town. But in this town he is starting to discover things about himself he thought were impossible. This is a story about discovering sexuality and the consequences of it. *Stenny/Style* *M* *SLASH*

When Stan's finally comes clean with Kenny about his lack of bed activity, the blond is surprised. Unwilling to take on a random bedmate or a new girlfriend, he turns to the world of the internet as per the others (Rewrite/Repost/Mature)

Oneshot smut - Stan keeps coming to Kenny to complain about how much his life sucks without realizing that typically-carefree Kenny is hurting too. -Stenny, Stan/Kenny slash, Warnings: NC-17, "Seme"!Kenny, "Uke"!Stan, Sex, Oral, Breathplay

A love triangle breaks out between Kyle, Stan and Eric once Kyle and Stan agree to let Eric stay with them in the midst of his drug addiction. Mixture of Stanman, Kyman and Style.

It's rainy. The TV doesn't work. Stan's drunk. Kenny's horny. Things happen. But in the end they're just bros, seriously no homo! Stenny bro/blow job!

Another random happening has been unleashed on SouthPark, this time turning them into animal hybrids. Stan, once again, is not affected, or is he? And why does he smell SO good to Kenny? M for a reason. KennyXStan in that order. Smut and swearing.

Rated M for a reason! So what happens when Cartman take things towards Kyle a little too far? What happens when Stan comes out as gay? Will Stan die a virgin? READ TO FIND OUT!

NoahxCody Izzy's adamant declarations that Noah loves Cody start something in motion that Noah's not ready for. Too bad Cody's going to get caught in the crossfire. WARNING: Condescending Noah. This is Noah's POV and we all know he's rude.

Because thou shalt always, ALWAYS trust your tattoo artist... Stenny, Kyman, Clutters. M for a reason.

Stan's depressed about Kyle being away for college and doesn't think anyone notices. Kenny does though, and has the perfect remedy.

Kenny comforts a heartbroken Stan, telling him time heals and that he'll soon forget…

Kenny loves his porn...

Stenny! Slight Kyman! Continued from "Fat Free." Stan misses his Super Best Friend. Kenny wants to make Stan happy. Oh, surprise! Kyle's with Cartman! That's the LAST thing Stan wanted to hear. Can Kenny help Stan cope?

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny go on a camping trip! Smut happens..Stenny /Slash/ Please read and review!

Shino enters into an arranged marriage, but, as life continues, his relationship with Kiba is also changing. ShinoxOC ShinoxKiba. Rated M as of chapter fourteen.

When the students filed into class on jounin guest speaker day at the Academy, Iruka was excited. Three hours later, he was far less happy. KakaIru