Hey guys! Not sure where you've come from, if you've found me, maybe you've seen my comments, but hey! Welcome! So, me. I'm a great fan of LOTR and The Hobbit (and Legolas (and Kili too) but don't tell anyone! *blushes*) Anyway! I am thinking up quite a few stories currently, but haven't had time to expand on the ideas or write them up here (mostly because I'm wasting my time on this thing that most people will never see) If you have any ideas, please PM me, I'd welcome any opinions! If you have any plot ideas or extensions for my stories, please PM me. Thanks! Cal x

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Randomness now follows:

14 Ways to annoy an Anti-tolkien

1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.

2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.

3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.

4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.

5: Say, ‘I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground’ every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.

6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around.

7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner hobbit.

8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them.

9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, ‘One does not simply (insert verb here)’.

10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.

11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, 'wraiths! Wraiths on wings!' and go hide in a closet.

12: Base all English essays on the lord of the rings books or movies.

13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.

14: Talk like Gollum.

First character you fell in love with: Legolas

The character you never expected to love: Frodo

The character you don’t like that everyone else does: Ermm... the people I don't like are generally hated by everyone.

The character you’re most like: Well Gollum, but I will explain why. often talking to self, likes shiny things, prefers darkness more then light and split personality. Or Legolas. I use long words, walk about faster than I run, light footed, speaks Sindarin. That's it... I think...

The character you’d slap: Denethor and Boromir. Gríma, Saruman, Sauron, Arwen, All the evil guys.

Three favourite characters: Elrond (have you seen his eyebrows?!), Legolas (hot hot hot!), Frodo

Favourite pairing: elrond & Aragorn (the father son relationship not slash or anyfin.)

Favourite non-canon pairing: umm... I think frodo and Legolas is cute, or perhaps Legolas and Aragorn.

All that is gold does not glitter

Not all who wander are lost.

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring.

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!

My Status: Mentally dating a fictional character (any ideas?!) :P