Well, will you look at that? I got a fanfic account. I mostly got it for my dear friend Jeanette, or "I brake for Nobody", to prove that I can be supportive. Here it is. I'm not really sure what to do with it, now.

Hey. Maybe I should post some stories and stuff.

Sounds like a plan!

This is my awesome bff, feel free to check out her profile. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2950450/I_brake_for_nobody

And while you're at it, read her commentary on the infamous My Immortal. I tore my lung laughing.

Stupid fanfic tells me I can't post any stories until tomorrow. Spam issue shmam shmissue! MY ACCOUNT IS SO USELESS.

Look at this. This is fun.

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST WRITE THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

A Circular reeducation - Tycho (what?)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

You can call me Al - Paul Simon (please don't.)

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Weak and powerless - A perfect circle (])

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Autumn - Bombay Bicycle Club (that makes sense)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

The Horizon has been defeated - Jack Johnson

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Back against the wall - Cage the Elephant

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

An Eagle in your mind - Boards of Canada (can't stop thinking about that darn bird)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

If you were there, beware - Arctic Monkeys

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Try it again - The Hives (ouch)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

You should be more like your brother - Tycho (... some sad story)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Black Sheep - Clash at Demonhead

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

One very important thought - Boards of Canada

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Good people - Jack Johnson (thanks!)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

When we wake - Blood Red shoes

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Judas - Cage the Elephant (...)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

The Mall and the Misery - Broken Bells (true, that)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Bored of Canada - DeadMau5 (but that's no secret!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

The Outsider - A perfect circle

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Girlz on fire - Deadbots (don't really agree)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

After the curtain - Elliot White

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Balaclava - Arctic Monkeys

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

World spins madly on - The Weepies

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Here comes everyone - Brandon Boyd (such a xenophobe)

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

Go do - Jonsi (is that a yes?)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Make war - Bright eyes

DOES SOMEONE LIKE YOU?

Frequency - onouomedude (hahaha.)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Her disappearing theme - Broken Social Scene

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

It is happening again - Blood Red shoes

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

We're off to see the wizard - Wizard of Oz