I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

In which Endeavor knows there's something not quite right with Rei, the Todoroki children are optimistic, and Todoroki Rei is trying to figure out the difference between amnesia and waking up in another woman's life. (SI stuffed into Todoroki Rei's body/Todoroki Family Fix-It)

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

Five Times Harry Potter runs into Jaime Lannister and one time they were already together. Harry/Jaime.

Harry had only ever wanted one thing: someone to care for him. He had never expected to get what he so dearly wished for quite this way though.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

After the night of Mizuki and the scroll comes Naruto's first morning as a ninja of the Leaf.

Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...

It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire

He had always known he was different. Then, his brother was born, and he knew his brother was just like him. They were as far from normal as one could possibly get. They embraced it, caring nothing for what others thought. They had each other and their dad, after all, what more could they need? Well, maybe a way to quench their boredom.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the first one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just... The middle child. DISCONTINUED

It was supposed to be a normal day : wait for Kakashi-sensei's return. Then they had to see the Hokage himself, then go to Kakashi-sensei's house, then faint. Then it was not a normal day at all. FemHarry/Kakashi

"I'm a showman little one. It is my job to make others see what I want them to see." (BAMF!PAPA!Skull.) (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium )

Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)

"Seeing auras is something I can do easily. Yours is so bright: a happy, sunny yellow with shades of rose throughout. I-I haven't seen someone so alive in a very long time. It's really…really beautiful," Kagome ended on a whisper. Touched, Honey ducked his head until he could meet her eyes. "That's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."

"He knows she is his the moment their eyes meet." (AU) (Fem!Harry) (KH/HP)

Skull is not Mafia, and he's got better, safer things to do than get involved in the Mafia. Like stunt work. Oneshot. Complete. Don't Own.

A being is defined by more than one facet of their personality. They are more than one single action, or decision. As such the potential for both good and evil lurks in all; even if it takes some longer to find every facet.

ONE SHOT "If Mihawk was going to become the world's greatest swordsman, he would need a sword to match. Luckily, he stumbled upon the peculiar green-eyed man named Harii who was the best smith he'd ever met. It started off as threaten-and-irritably-obey, and now it was more like give-and-take (though Mihawk still threatened sometimes.)" Drabble fic,no pairing, long, T for swearing

Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.

A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.

"Are you a philosopher, too? Alright, here's a question. Do you know what kindness is, Reborn? It's a euphemism for greed." OOC/Possessive/Dark!Tsuna *ONESHOT*

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

What two, powerful ancestors set in motion is now coming to fruition, as the last, living heirs of the magical bloodlines of Slytherin and leFey bond with ... Sherlock Holmes! LV/SH/HP

Gen. "The Death Note? I have no need for it". Ryuuk drops his Death Note in front of the Master of Death. He may just regret doing so.

AU S1, pre-Narita. "Your Highness. By the final order of His Majesty, we are here to convey you to Pendragon." COMPLETE.

For Harry it was easy to survive after being dropped in Feudal Japan. The only thing he is worried about is getting his arm cut off. Then again if it's for a good cause...

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Dumbledore had been correct. Love was the greatest weapon. It had set him free after all. Oneshot. Darkish.

oneshot. complete. do not own. Cloud realised that joining SOLDIER wouldn't get him close to his heroes or in a position to help them for a Very Long Time. He found another way to be of assistance. Yaoi, but nothing heavy.

[Devil Survivor, Naoya/MC] MC has decided to be the Messiah, and his cousin deserves to hear the news first hand. But private time with Naoya always ends up like this, and five years is plenty of time for conditioning. Warnings inside.

Misuzu has waited long enough. He plots- with the intention of turning Natsume into someone worthy of holding his name.

Pre-game. Naoya finds a foolproof way to secure his victory. Protagonist/Naoya yaoi, sex, dubcon, spoilers.

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.

Lelouch x C.C. C.C. wants a discount, Lloyd becomes a temporary priest, and Lelouch finds himself married. Wait, what?

She looks like a beautiful porcelain doll, all beauty and cold, with a hollow mind and body. Dark Oneshot. NarKag .I Do Not Own Inuyasha.

The curse of immortality, and Madara refusing to let go. One-shot.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

Human lives are short. Madara, in Natsume's form, wears the face of that human boy and pretends. Or tries to. But he always gets it wrong. Implied Madara/NyankoxNatsume

Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.

The past catches up to us all. Eventually. AU as of recent manga chapters

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

Harry Potter destroys Magical England

What makes one fight? Co-written with Griever.

In a world where Cloud was given a chance to return to the past and make things right again, something goes a little bit wrong and leaves him in an employment he didn't quite anticipate.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

[Hugo x Chris] Sometimes, it takes people a long time to be happy. Good thing they're immortals.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.