WARNING: If insanity is contagious, you should stay away!

Repeat, if insanity is contagious, you should stay away!

All good? Okay then!

So, anyways, welcome all, whether alien or incorporeal or earthling, to my pitifully long profile.

Gender: I'm either female or a robot(my friend insists I'm a robot, it's actually kinda creepy now that I think about it...)

Age: I'm in junior high. Eh, that basically gave you a bunch of info, didn't it? 'Cept I'm not telling whether I skipped or anything...

Height: A bit below average(I'm not sure, though. Is being around 5'3-ish tall?)

Religion: I don't really fit anywhere. I believe in a higher power, but not that it (or she or he) created the world in seven days or even that it (or she or he) created the world as we know it. I don't really know what I believe, but it'd actually be closest to atheist. Sorry if you're offended!

Favorite Books/Manga/Anime(No particular order, I think, but main ones are in bold. By main, I mostly mean I haunting those fandoms.)

Inuyasha, the Harry Potter series (No I am not crazed about it, I just like it!), the Pendragon series, the Mysterious Benedict Society series, Naruto (Eh, what can I say?), Hana Kimi, Bleach, No. 6, Wolf's Rain, One Piece, Saijou no Meii, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Dolls, Durarara (Whoo!), Prince of Tennis, Axis Powers Hetalia (YES, I know the fandom base. Please, shut up about it? DX), Gakuen Alice, Koko ni Iru Yo!, Rurouni Kenshin, Pokemon, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Code Geass, Fruits Basket, Fairy Tail, Dragon Drive, D. Grayman, Kaichou wa Maid-sama!, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, 1/2 Prince, Lord of the Rings, and Eyeshield 21 (Kekeke!)

looks up* Man, I read too much online...

Fave Pairings(Not that, y'know, anyone really cares...)

I don't really have set pairings, I'm almost fine with all. (Het or otherwise. Blame my friends for getting me into slash.)

However, my liquidized so-called "OTP's" are as follows (Note I'm only doing the main ones though!):

Harry Potter: Eh, almost anything goes I suppose. No incest though, I guess (I hope nobody really does that, but who knows?)

Naruto: NaruHina(I'm fine with most others though.), SasuSaku(Um...), NejiTen(Though, honestly, I really don't care whether this one is there.)

Bleach: Uh... Pretty much, any...

One Piece: Again, mostly all are fine.

TRC: KuroFai (Others, if good enough, are fine though.), SyaoranSakura (Eh, canon, and I'm not really sure whether there is an alternate to this...)

Durarara: I know Shizaya's like the SasuNaru of this fandom, but I'm fine with, say, KidaIzaya or something. Though I haven't read any of those... So none, I guess? :3

APH: Eh, USUK (They only slightly outweigh the rest, though! Gimme good fics about the others and I'll try 'em!), RoChu (I used to be neutral, but there was this one fic...), and... PruCan? I know it's pretty much crack, and Franada is okay too, but the pancake thing got me...

Pokemon: There's so many pairings for this one out there! Uh, I mostly read the manga or played the games, so most of the anime pairings (Like Contestshipping or whatnot) aren't really for me... But really, I'll still read them.

Fruits Basket: I know Kyo/Tohru is canon and all, but I'll still read Yuki/Tohru if it's good. Other than that clarification, nothing to add...

D. Grayman: Eh, KandaAllen (Though LaviAllen or TykiAllen or even LenaleeAllen is fine...), but most others are cool.

KHR: Hmm, 8018 or D18, or maybe even 1827? 8059 and 5927 are cool too though, I guess. Gah, too many! Okay, fine, they're just all good! D:

Eyeshield 21: If I really must have a pairing, it'll be HiruMamo. Others are cool too though!

Disliked Things

Mushrooms, Bugs('cept ladybugs, they're okay, somehow), Spiders(I'm not sure why, though. Honestly, they're so much smaller than me, so why am I afraid of them? Shouldn't it be the other way around?), smoke(It smells really horrible!), and certain annoying idiots who pester me all day with stupid/weird/completely random questions(because I want to thwack said people with a shoe until they go away. For eternity.)

10 Things to do at Walmart when you're bored(My friend found this and I think it's hilarious)

1. Roll a bouncy down an aisle while shouting,"Pikachu! I choose you!".

2. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

3. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

4. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

5. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

6. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

7. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

9. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.

Um... kthxbai!