Ello guvna!

My pen name is Remus, although i'm female. I can't tell you why without giving away my real name, and there's lotsa creepers gonna creep on this site.

I love to write, and i've written three books (none published yet). I also write poetry and, of course, FAN FICTION!!!!!!!

PM me if you are on the following sites:

Chicken smoothie

howrse

babydow

clubpenguin

webkinz

hatena

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I am)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (I'm actually not, but this made me lol)
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be jacked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (I'm not, but this made me lol too.)
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (lolwut)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (it's actually true)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

Wow, I have a lot of stereotypes on me.