I'm Brookie. I'm slightly insane.

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a Goth or Emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN so I must have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin (not sure about this one)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player
I have Big BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly... or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (I'm not racist; I just don't get out much or have that many actual friends)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border
I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY so I MUST have a small penis
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER so I MUST be gay
I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy so I MUST be emo
I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be In a BIG GROUP so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR do I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER so I MUST be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I'm WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser (homeschooled)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I love YAOI so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH therefore I MUST be WHITE
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I like marching band so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life
I'm friends with a CUTTER so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake