Name: Ashley... but I prefer 'Conrad's Lover'

Gender: I'm a man god damn it!

Sexual Preference: With Genitalia

Beta & Best friend: Sheikgoddess (Read and Review her fics, and she gives you pie!)

Age:17

Birthday: 24th May... you can figger out the year yourself!!

State: I live in the Land of Queens... Gays everywhere!!

Country: Australia (I love it 'Downunder')

Favourite Anime:Kyo Kara Maoh - Conrard is so friggin hot!!! I don't care if he's old... And OMG, have you seen the jugs on Lady Celi! (sheikgoddess reminds Ashley of his homosexualityness) 'oh, that's right!'

Favourite Movie: Cruel Intentions (mmm Ryan Phillipe) - 'cause it's a bi-tter-sweet, sym-pho-ny...'

Favourute Book: Dr. Seuss's ABC... I like to read it to my nephews. NO, I'm not kidding! Don't look at me like that! I'm not even typing this profile. My beta reader sheikgoddess is typing it because I'm eating noodles!

Currently Reading: Dan Brown's, Digital Fortress - Recommendation: READ IT!!! It's so interesting; I'm enthralled!

Fanfictions: Kyo Kara Yaoi!: Yaoi rip-off of Kyo Kara Maoh! Plenty of humour, fluff and gay innuendo ~ For Mature Audiences Only. Chaps 1 to 4 are finally here!!! Military Love Nest - Winry x Hawkeye & Winry x Lust relations! Much Hyper-lesbianism - Read and review!!! Brief Lover's Spat - Gay 3-way innuendo, humour and a brief Lover's fight! Roy x Ed x (?) - Hehehe, you're gonna have to read it to find out who the third member is... LOL - Muahahahaha... Chokes on noodles... Also - Garry Gaydarr and the Vibrator's Batteries. Currently incomplete. Gay Harry and incredibly sus...YAY! Want to know more? Then scroll down and read the damn fics! No I don't like being forceful --JUST F#CKING DO IT-- Beta'd by me (sheikgoddess) yes I am typing his profile for him, lazy moll (Conrad's Lover: 'mmmm noodles')

Up and Coming: Kyo Kara Yaoi!: Chapter 5... well, in progress... needing some inspiration! a little too much of the 'good stuff' in the first few chaps, so Yuri and Wolfram are more than a little worn out, and i'll be giving them a break... for now!! o_O hehehehehehe...

Meh read the damn fics, review them too! Why are you looking at this profile anyway? Did you expect to find out more about me?Well you did, didn't you?

Conrad's Lover: God damn it sheikgoddess stop typing random crud!

Conrad's Lover: Splashes boiling noodles in Sheikgoddess' beautiful face

Sheikgoddess: Screams in agony - 'Squee... SQUEEEEEEEE!!!'

Conrad's Lover: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! Now... Go review my fics!