"So tell me Jason, do you usually get drunk and hit on other guys while your boyfriend is around?" One Shot Vaas/Jason from Far Cry 3. This is the result of drinking sake and watching a friend play Far Cry.

SUMMARY: Kili is bitten by a snake. Someone has to suck the poison out. Shameless excuse for hurt/comfort and to write about Thorin Oakenshield putting his head between his nephew's legs. Oh, Fili gets in there, too. COUPLES: Fili x Kili, Thorin x Kili, Thorin x Bilbo WARNINGS: Incest (kinda), graphic description of violence against snakes

Sarif, Taggart, Darrow, and Adam Jensen are all coming back to Detroit after Panchea. But Adam hasn't heard anything from Pritchard since those last words, "I...I think...you're on your own, this time." He can't find him, but when he does, things Adam never thought would happen all come to play. Adam/Pritchard. Rated M for later chapters.

Shaun/Desmond. I, Desmond Miles solemnly swear to take up the Assassins name, but then again I am suffering from the Bleeding Effect and all of this could be a delusion just to trick me right now, Hell! Who cares? Shaun definitely showed how much he does. DISCONTINUED ...

Wherein Snippy Has His Long Awaited Breakdown! A collaboration

Mr. Snippy is miserable and thinks about dying a little too much. A cold, snowy night is about to change all that because his Captain is about to show him how much he cares about his Snippy Sniper.

When Shaun relives an uncomfortable memory in the animus as his ancestor, Jeannot, he comes out acting like his French ancestor rather than himself. Desmond ends up caught in the middle - with Shaun kissing him. Whump, Angst and Slash. Reviews are love.

Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Drama, Angst. The more unpleasant side of the Bleeding Effect. "Shaun told himself he didn't care. Wasn't worried or concerned or almost out of his goddamn mind with the fear of what it could mean when he found Desmond collapsed in the hall."