Favourite insults

James' mum is so fat, they have to grease the tub to fit her in

I ran 5 miles yesterday, two laps around James' mum

You're so fat that when you go in the shower, the water doesn't touch your toes

You're so dumb that you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

You're so dumb that you tried to bury a mole alive

You're so dumb you tried to drown a fish

You're so fat that when you go on the scales, it says TO BE CONTINUED

You're so ugly, you make Michael Jackson look normal

How much did the mask cost?

When you farted, it caused world pollution

If you look up stupid in the dictionary, you get a picture of you

You're so dumb that you tripped over a cordless phone

You're so dumb, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side