QUACK Inchide bio
 Author has written 21 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hamilton. Ahh . . . ironic, isn't it? Two people who despise writing fanfiction are on the website specifically designed to write it. Well, we'll tell you a bunch of things about our fanfiction that may differ from other fanfiction. 1. Less romance I mean, sure, most girls are hopeless romantics, but we can't stand, like, even one chapter of graphic-detailed kissing. Sorry! 2. Mostly just Star Wars Maybe we'll throw in a couple of book-related stuff for variety, but it'll probably only be Star Wars. 3. There isn't actually a third reason That's all for now, unless we come up with more reasons. Oh -- about us? Oh yeah -- we're nerds, definitely. And we both have an affinity for parody songs, Thomas Sanders, Jon Cozart, and ASDF (do the flop, anyone?). Miles -- awesome at drawing, writing, comebacks, accents, and quoting movies. Carson -- awesome at writing, imitating voices and faces, and being a stubborn butt. Can't wait to hear your feedback! *If there are any typos in the story, please feel free to tell us. The less typos there are, the easier it is for people to read!* |
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Hamilton -- The Infernal Devices Version reviews
The Broadway show songs from Hamilton . . . with a little fandom twist. Copyright QUACK Inc 2017.
Crossover - Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare & Hamilton - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
A Bromance is Born
Will Herondale and Jem Carstairs both were touched by tragedy early in their lives. Can they look past their own pain to help each other and form the famous parabatai relationship we all know and love?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Will Herondale VS Jem Carstairs Rap Battle
We all say that Will and Jem are incomparable to each other, but are they really? In this rap battle, with Carson as Will and Miles as Jem, let's actually see if there actually IS a victor between the parabatai!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Published: 8/28/2017 - Will H., Jem C.
Gideon Lightwood VS Gabriel Lightwood Rap Battle
Let's face it: we wanted a rap battle between these two brothers, and here it is! Featuring Carson as Gideon and Miles as Gabriel, give it up for Gideon and Gabriel Lightwood!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2017 - Gabriel L., Gideon L. - Complete
Conversations TM: Second Edition reviews
Introducing the second edition of Conversations TM! Laugh and be amazed as the two book series collide to make conversations between the characters, ranging from absolute weirdness to absolute funny! Copyright QUACK Inc. 2016. All characters were taken from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter & Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 6/5/2016
School Wars Episode XI: It Finally Comes Together
The final episode of School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), two new students disrupt the peace and calm the school has had for years. But what was so special about these two, and is there a way to stop them from wreaking havoc on the school they know and love? Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/26/2016
Return of the Death Star reviews
Luke Skywalker, desperate to defeat the Empire once and for all, teams up with his father Darth Vader to kill the master behind the evil plans: Emperor Palpatine. Will this unlikely partnership be successful? Meanwhile, the Rebels make another attempt at destroying the Death Star, but will they resist the temptation and destroy the blasted thing? Or will desire conquer all?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Complete
The Death Star: A Twisted Sequel
Darth Vader has plotted something evil, in this sequel to The Death Star: A Twisted Ending. He has drawn the Rebel heroes to him using his secret weapon. But will they fall for the bait? Or will they use their wits to twist this to their advantage?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2016
School Wars Episode X: I Sense a Disturbance in Your Psyche reviews
The tenth episode of School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), Obi-Wan Kenobi is called out of class by Admiral Ackbar for a strange reason. Well, something fishy was going on, and it had nothing to do with the lovable squid-teacher . . . Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., K. Fisto, Admiral Ackbar
School Wars Episode IX: Frozen
In this episode of School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), Han Solo is asked to do a special mission for Jabba the Hutt. It sounded innocent enough, but the school bully is up to no good again and puts Han in an interesting situation . . . Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,538 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Jabba the Hutt
Conversations TM reviews
What if Annabeth Chase met Leia Organa?What if Yoda tried to train Percy Jackson? This is where Star Wars characters and Percy Jackson characters meet each other and discuss different topics. What they discuss, you'll have to find out yourself! Copyright Quack Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars & Rick Riordan's books Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Crossover - Star Wars & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 5/19/2016
School Wars Episode VIII: I've Got a Bad Feeling About Gym reviews
Episode VIII of School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), one class must survive a session of P.E. while playing and not slacking off. But who will survive the deathly game? And who will emerge the victor? Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2016
Han Solo's Diary: PRIVATE! KEEP OUT! reviews
A few excerpts of Han Solo's diary. SHHH! Keep quiet about it or we just might find a blaster to our heads. Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Han S.
The Death Star: A Twisted Ending reviews
The Death Star is ready to be destroyed. Luke is up to the task, sure the Force is with him on this one. But destroying the Death Star did not have the effect they were expecting . . . (Inspiration came from Chemistry class - thank you Dr. Samuels)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader
School Wars Episode VII: The Demise of Mr P reviews
In the next episode of School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), Anakin Skywalker is interested in the school janitor, Mr. P. Slowly, they start a friendship, and Anakin feels like it's helping the janitor get less bitter. It's helping the janitor, all right, but not in the way Skywalker thinks . . . Copyright QUACK Inc 2016.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
School Wars Episode VI: Thanks to the Squirrels reviews
In this episode of School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), Luke must face the "bad boy" Han Solo to win his crush's admiration. But something weird was going on. Will Luke be able to figure it out? Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Chewbacca - Complete
School Wars Episode V: Principal Yoda's Bad Day
Principal Yoda, in Episode 5 of School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), is having an INSANELY bad day at work. But is he imagining it, or are the students just playing a mean joke on him? Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Luke S., Han S., Yoda, M. Mothma - Complete
School Wars Episode IV: The Debate Team reviews
Episode 4 of School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), Luke is in middle of debating against Jabba the Hutt, the school bully. The debate starts out normal enough, but takes an unexpected turn . . . Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Luke S., C-3PO, M. Windu, Jabba the Hutt
School Wars Episode III: The Love Poem
In the next hilarious episode of School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), Anakin writes a poem for his girlfriend, Padme. But how does he give it to her without prying eyes getting suspicious? And how will Padme react to it? Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars. Special thanks to SKF for inspiring the poem.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 414 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
School Wars Episode II: The Scoundrel, the Wookie, and the Slug
In this episode of School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), Han Solo is in trouble with the school bully. Again. And this time he can't get out of being minced this time . . . or so he thinks. Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Han S., Chewbacca, Jabba the Hutt, Greedo
School Wars Episode I: Anakin's Glass Incident
The first installment in School Wars (where characters in Star Wars go to/work in a school), Anakin Skywalker has another argument with Obi-Wan Kenobi . . . and ends up taking a blow for it. Copyright QUACK Inc 2016. All characters were taken from Lucasfilm Ltd.'s Star Wars. Special thanks to Jeffery Brown for "Holobook".
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Yoda - Complete