Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.

Sometimes everyday pressures and small annoyances can overshadow the reason people fell in love in the first place. Sasuke slowly realizes that he might have let something irreplaceable slip away without a fight. Will he be able to get it back in the end? Break-up/Make-up but NOT a cheating fic! Main pairing: SasuNaruSasu, some SasuNeji, some GaaNaruGaa AU. CONTENT EDITED per ToS.

My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.

The Uchiha Clan's heir may be a genius, but he is failing them in the one area the clan needs him most. Desperate for help, they turn to their Hokage, who brews up a plan that may very well light a fire under his pants for good.

A normal story with normal situations! If you want feel like you have read something, this story is for you.

She was the epitome of beauty, the way she stood by the window with her golden hair cascading down her back with his flak jacket draped over her petite form. When her blue eyes locked with his dark ones, he could only smile. Most people spent their entire lives searching for someone that made them feel this way, but he had met her when they were four. *cover credit to owner*

AU [SasuSaku] "His voice was low and calm and it did those crazy things to her body again. What was it, audio viagra for women or something?" Sakura had to be careful not to let him affect her so. Former crush or not. College was going to be hard enough without thinking about the ever-indifferent and condescending raven-haired Uchiha.

"Give me two good reasons why I shouldn't put holes in both your heads..right here...right now?" He says. The riffle pointed straight at me. My mind goes numb and suddenly it goes back to when it all started. Before I met either one of them. When I foolishly believed I could have my cake...and eat it. How else did I seriously expect this to end? AU* KakaSaku, Itasaku.

It isn't forgetfulness or shock or fear that stops Naruto from replying to Hinata's confession, after the dust has settled and the village is rebuilding. It is anger. How, then, does he end up with the shy Hyuuga?

ON HIATUS* Ichigo lost his soul reaper powers and has no memories of his time as a substitute shinigami. When a surge of spiritual energy tears a hole in the veils between the worlds, chaos erupts. A new evil makes its way to Karakura Town and threatens to open a gateway that should never be opened. Can Ichigo and his friends stop this unknown enemy before its too late?

Sakura wasn't the one-night-stand type. At the dance club on the night of her twenty-fifth birthday, however, she takes her best friend's advice and lets loose for a change. A tall, pale, long and dark haired man was all too willing to make her night memorable. Although the morning after ends up being a little more complicated than she had originally expected. ItaSaku RATED M!

"If I let myself care, all I feel is pain." One thing bad boy Gaara knows how to do well is to put up walls. He has the absolute defence, to get to his heart she will need the absolute offense. *AU Highschool *STORY COMPLETE

In a world where the name of your soulmate is written on your wrist, not everything is as easy as it seems. 9 stories are told. The struggles they have, how they deal with their soulmates and how some of them avoid theirs. Does a soulmate always mean a happy ending? Stories by: Sakura, Nagato, Gaara, Suigetsu x Karin, Ino, Deidara, Kakashi, Itachi and Obito. Straight, yaoi, yuri

Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235