Sometimes, you just have to say, "screw canon."

All you get to know is I'm a girl, recently graduated from college, who loves to write. Maybe one day I'll get money for my writing. That would be awesome.

Likes: swearing, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, historical costuming and sewing, comedy. Pairings: BillOC, CharlieOC, BillFleur (sometimes), anything believable, well-written and hilarious.

Dislikes: people who (on an annoyingly frequent basis) don't bother to use spell or grammar check, numbnuts with no sense of humor. Pairings: BillHermione, BillHarry . . . anything slash, basically. I don't have anything against it, it's just not my cup of Earl Grey.

My Mission(s)

1.) ...dictionary... ...thesaurus... These should be self explanatory.

2.) Populate the "OC" section of fanfiction.net, to provide others with the knowledge that not all OCs are below average. If you don't like it, then by all means, don't read it.

3.) Be less terrible.

In Recent News . . .

August 14, 2011 - Ha, remember that time when I wrote fanfic a lot, but then I went to college and had to write, like, an honors thesis and short stories and poetry and about half a feature-length screenplay so people would give me a degree in creative writing, and so I didn't write fanfic anymore? I do. That time is pretty much over, and I am working on some new stuff because I majored in English and therefore don't have a grown-up job. Expect some BillOC action over here soon. I promise.~R. F. Lupin (also, I have a mission statement? whaaaaaaat)

May 1, 2009 - Okay so I fail a little bit at updating. We are going to blame school and just leave it at that. I'm just updating here to nudge you people over to my fictionpress account (I think there's a link at the bottom of my profile) since I posted the story I wrote in my fiction workshop this semester (it's called "Crossing the Line"). It's got ghosts, historical things and a hot guy, so if that sounds interesting, head on over and read it. The story will probably be taken down at a later date, since I'm considering sending it out for publication somewhere and they probably have rules about stuff like that and whatnot but whatever. Also, I am hoping to get some sort of fanfic thing written over the summer, which starts in FIVE DAYS for me. So yeah. It's not that I haven't been writing, it's just been actual original stuff that I can maybe make some monies off of and also lots of papers for literature stuffs which are boring. ~R. F. Lupin

October 26, 2008 - HOLY HIATUS BATMAN! I know it's been roughly six million years since I updated anything, but I swear it's because classes have been, to coin a phrase, insane. (Tip: if you want any free time during college, don't take three writing-intensive English classes and two upper 2000-level Anthropology courses at the same time.) In other news, I have been hit with another fic idea, and I intend to start writing it ... sometime this year. And I think I am going to (officially) put Gracie White on hold. I just do not have the muse to work on it at the moment, and I may even be taking it down until I finish it and then reposting it. Seriously, every time I open the word document I get through rereading the page and a half I have so far and then decide to do something else... I'm R. F. Lupin and I approve this message. :D ~R. F. Lupin

August 24, 2008 - WOO! Since You Been Gone has been updated with chapter 16, and is officially finished! I hope you all had as much fun reading it as I had writing it (which was a lot). And yes, I'll start working on Gracie White again. I got back to school yesterday, and classes start tomorrow, so updates might be few and far between. Bah. Anyway, reviews are lovely, should you feel so inclined. ~R. F. Lupin

And now this.

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