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Joined 11-04-06, id: 1160033, Profile Updated: 06-11-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

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WE NEED TO SAVE THE TEEN TITANS!

They're gonna cancel the Teen Titans on Cartoon Network! ;( We can't let it happen. Go to to help save the Titans! And if you're a Titan fan, paste this in you're profile so we can get the word out!

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My favorite colors are black, red, and yellow

I like all songs by AC/DC and Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue by Toby Kieth.

My favorite foods are lasanga, spaghetti, and chicken parmesian, so pretty much anything italian.

I like: playing on the xbox, watching tv, xiolin showdown, Harry Potter, Buffy, scary movies, the Orioles, the 49ers, Bears, Redskins.

I don't like: school, and the basebal and football teams not listed above

Favorite Quotes

"I've gotta save Appa!" -Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me with pee?" -Beck, Rundown

"McGoogles is going to eat me!" -Troy in Max Keeble's Big Move

"You put the dime in me pants!" -Mr. Krabbs, Spongebob Squarepants

“Honey, look! Dolphins!” -Dumb Blonde on Vonage Commercial -They're not dolphins sweetheart. THEY'RE SHARKS! Stupid bint.

"I didn't say it wouldn't explode." -Megan on Drake and Josh

“You one-eyed freak! How many times do I have to tell you not to drink out of the toilet?” -Jack Spicer, Xiolin Showdown

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The Small Squeaky Purple Brush of Doom! by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Read the adventures of the small squeaky purple brush of doom as it travels through different universes and hits different people on the head and gains bigger titles. Welcome to the land of, SAILOR MOON! Up for adoption.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 156 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Heeee'sss Baaaaaccckkk reviews
Voldemort is back again. The TV makes a comeback. And Harry levitates a tree. 100 world drabble for 'How Lord Voldie Died' Challenge by RuneWitchSakura
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Down Goes The Xmas Tree! TIMBER! reviews
Voldemort has to stay up doing some last minute Xmas decorating. TIMBER! goes the Christmas tree! My answer to the How Lord Voldie Died Challenge by RuneWitchSakura
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Gotta Go! Gotta Go! Gotta Go! reviews
Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died. This time Lord Voldie REALLY had to go. And Harry still has the bat. Answer to How Lord Voldie Died Challenge by RuneWitchSakura
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died reviews
My answer to the 'How Lord Voldie Died' Challenge by RuneWitchSakura. Baseball bats can come in handy so can TVs
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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