Allura cares deeply for her paladins. However, she cant help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them. Random oneshots and drabbles based around those "Aliens find humans weird or scary" theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. Suggestions welcome. Latest Chapter: What Are Sleep-overs?

"You may refuse all you like, Champion, but I have found the one thing in the universe that can be absolutely counted on is that everything that exists desires to survive. Even you. Perhaps especially you." Something's not right with Shiro, but it may go far deeper than anybody anticipated.

Being an amputee with a prosthetic limb is difficult enough. Having a solid metal alien prosthetic forced on you by another species entirely is even worse. Or: Five times Shiro's Galra arm caused him trouble in some way and another member of the team helped him out with it, and the one time the same arm is the only reason any of them survive. Friendship only, no pairings.

salute you. (Every night he names himself. Shiro. And every day the crowd screams his name in a voice like blood. Champion.)

Keith's always been perfectly aware that Pidge was smaller than him, smaller than them all. But it had never been more glaringly obvious, or terrifying, than when the water closed over her head before even reaching his.

They were not ready. Caught by surprise when a Galra team infiltrates the Castle of Lions during a supply run, Shiro and Pidge must fight together to save Allura, Coran, and the other paladins. But Shiro's mind is working against him, and Pidge can't produce miracles.

"It's really not that bad," Shiro said. Keith shot him a look of raging disbelief. "Pidge said you got *tortured*."

Stranded on an unknown planet, Shiro struggles with the ramifications of Zarkon being able to take control of the Black Lion. [Love Song of the Lions, part 1]

Five times Shiro let his team lean on him, and one time someone let him lean on them.

Slumped in the common room, sweaty and gross, it started simply with: "No offense guys, but right now I'd kill you all for a chocolate bar."

We are only human, but we are expected to perform far beyond human capacity. So, we do. Our work is never over. Series of team related oneshots because I wanted to write something for a friend's birthday.

Steve's thoughts upon being rescued and taken home. He knows who he can trust, and now it matters so much more. Tag to 2x10. Oneshot.

The Fellowship is trying to settle down for some quality time together when they are interrupted by the arrival of an evil fanfiction. Told from each character's point of view, it contains heavy sarcasm, popcorn, nude elves, and grumpy OCs. Enjoy!

On Christmas, Peter and Sylar drink hot chocolate, exchange childhood stories, and build a snowman. All while enjoying the comforts of someone elses home.

SmashSweetie is back and taking the Smashers on more of her crazy moronic adventures. Mario and Kirby set off on a quest to find Zelda, who was kidnapped by Wario. It has fantasy, unusualness, stupid random scenarios, and Marth in a cornfield. Enjoy!

Your favorite heroes and villains discover the fun of IM!

Peter's ranting, but he's being bothered.

Mohinder: What have I done? What is this monster I've become? Where is my soul? Post Butterfly Effect. Mohinder/Maya

Challenge entry. So fluffy you might miss it if you blink.

Tag for Butterfly Effect. Which Peter is which? And who the heck is that? Poor Nathan is so confused.

Tag for Second Coming. Because any plan would have worked better than Peter's first. For Greenleofiend

Indiana Jones' class gets a bit of a shock when a man they hardly recognize as their teacher sprints into the classroom, late and very, very dirty. Oneshot, immediately post Last Crusade

Elle's life, in five drabbles.

Will Peter ever know who he is. Will Claire & Nathan ever feel like family? What does all this have to do with Mohinder,Matt,Molly & Sylar? Lives will be changed forever. Set after KoS.PeterCaitlin,ClaireWest,MohinderOC. Complete!

A collection of Disney songs whose lyrics have been rewritten to have to do with marching band.

Emmett pretends to be Bella's Genie. Bella gets annoyed every time Emmett takes her wishes literally. Three wishes, an annoyed Bella, an amused Cullen family.....yup that's Emmett for ya.

This is not to be taken seriously. It's just a bit of fun. Bob makes the heroes spend a month at the Petrelli mansion, while he goes to Malibu. Chaos ensues. Chapter Two: Moving In: In Which Life Becomes More Chaotic Than Anyone Could Have Anticipated.

Episode-style story. Chuck worries that he is physically unfit and decides to do something about it.

The records of a kid on the run from Sylar. Follow an outcast with powers as he runs from the most powerful maniac in the world. I need characters, with or without powers. If you have one, send a bio. Ch 1 has been changed due to mistakes and plot holes.

How do you lose a little girl who is a walking tracking system?

Saturday afternoon. 3:34 PM. Lilly's front porch. Usually Lilly invites me over with something to do, like watch a movie, or bake a cake, or shoot spitballs at her creepy neighbor kid with the unibrow. But not today. Lilly/Oliver.

A country is in dire need of some interesting canidates. A scientist has an idea. What would happen if Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney Todd, Willy Wonka, Edward Scissorshands, and others were forced into a race? Chaos would inevitably ensue.

A Revise and Write story. Our first shot at a parody. Hope you enjoy! Oneshot.

When you don't have an identity, how do you hold on to your memories?

Chuck and the gang have their hairiest adventure yet!

Soon after the ending of the first season, Peter, Nathan, Hiro, and Claire must unite with newcomer Phoebe Agnew to stop Sylar once again. While saving the world, they must come to terms with their relationships with each other.

Luna Lovegood meets Rolf Scamander at a party. Together, they must overcome the evil plot of the mistletoe nargles and the wrackspurts in their minds... or maybe they just need to break the ice.

title should be selfezplanitory. when all seems peaceful, that's when the toilets attack! has a little Zane torture and lots of water! crack! plenty of that! in a way based of real life events! in a weird way

I tried to write a story using as many alliterations as possible. I wound up with something really short that had no plot to speak of. There's only so many ways one can use alliterations without going completely and utterly insane.

Simple one shot. Disappointment.

WE one shot. Things didn't go as hoped...

Sequel to Holiday. WE one shot.

Funny one shots about the Cullen's including Bella's zany everyday life. Cherries, Coffee, drugs anonymous, and poodles? better than summary. Please read and review!

for Maddi's NobleBrokenBeauty contest, Wilbur Discovers Fanfiction. Wilbur goes to visit his father on Lewis' 17th b-day...chaos ensues! And there's a girl in the picture too......R&R please!

Wilbur's about to find out that he's a celebrity in the world of fanfiction...or is he? My entry for NobleBrokenBeauty's Wilbur Reads Fanfiction challenge.

Rated for alcoholic references.

Simple one shot. WE

Nothing really to summarize...

Miley was a regular 16 year old teenage girl who has another side of her as a star. One day she finds out that she's a witch and goes to Hogwarts.Learn of all the adventures that she'll have including romance.1st story!HP&HM CROSSOVER... Discontinued.

"How could your bloody stupid brother, even think of bloody well kissing bloody Lavender the bloody idiot!" "Hermione … you're Bloody Ranting again …" :Oneshot RHr HG duringHBP:

One day, Ginny Weasley is cursed with weasel powers, but they turn out to be helpful in her life's events.

For once, wilbur is minding his own business when he gets kidnapped! My best friend bet me i couldn't write a story with both a plot and a Mary-sue; yes, folks, she is intentional. I won the bet from my friend... read for yourself and see what you think!

A scene of confrontation, done in a Monty Pythonesque style.

Somehow the thought of how close someone had to be to Pictochat with Lilly didn't cross her mind. Lilly/Oliver

The sequel to A Deadly Game of Phone Tag. New victims, old victims. AFTER HBP. Voldy's gone crazy as well it seems...

When Frodo horribly tears his coat, the Fellowship is forced to enter the deep darkness of...the local mall. There they face fangirls, coatracks, and other angsty evils. Oneshot.

i like this one because it has butt in the title

The ten commandments... House style. Need I say more?

Postulation: Mix Hiro's ability to transcend time and space with Isaac's seer abilities and what do you get? One confused Peter, a sardonic Claude and this collection of oneshots. HeroesMultiCrossovers

Link's pov. He's being introspective, which makes sense because he doesn't really talk much. He's thinking about what it is that makes him keep fighting, because he isn't sure he knows. Not really that angsty, but it's the descrip that fit.

Thses are 63 things i promise though with some giggling to never do in Alagaesia. Written during Earth Scince. R & R

Songfic set to Nickelback's Savin' Me. About Lily and James's final moments. RR!

Link doesn't talk. We know that. However, what we don't know is what he is thinking... This comes from a generally pessimistic sort of Link. Rated for minor language offenses. Very short piece.

Just a short bit of pointlessness inspired by my friends. Pokes fun at Sirius' name.

Answer to the Paper Bag Challenge on Fictionalley. Oneshot. Snape challenges Harry to find his way out of a paper bag. Hilariousness.

Harry decides it's time to fight back against Voldemort with technology. Currently being revised.

AU Our little green friend is feeling bored and lonely. But does he have what it takes to throw a wild house party? Oneshot, kinda shor, but good.

Voldemort has created a vile army that is nearly indefeatable--an army of Mary Sues. How will Harry and the Order be able to cope?