I WOULD LIKE TO APOLIGIZE FOR ME NOT UPDATING, I MEAN, ITS SUMMER! I GOTTA WORK, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE FICS! once school starts i'll start continuing

Name: Zaza (screen name)

Age: 14

Sex: female

Hair Colour: blonde

Eye Colour: brown, and not pooh brown but chocolate brown

Height: i don't know, i'm guessing 5,8

Country: Canada

Life Accomplishment: i once huffed pop rocks. i do not advise anyone to try it. for it causes nose bleeds and head aches

Favorite quotes! (you probably won't get them i just posted these for my amuzment and the amuzement of my friends!):

"Your circle broke..." -me and hannah

"My car doesn't click..." -spencer and hannah

"Who is a pieromaniac?" -me

"Life is pointless..." -my sister

"What the fuck are you doing in Appleton, picking apples?" -random guy

"When i grow up i want to be a window..." -hannah

"Wanna eat one of my cherry tomatoes?" -random stalker guy at the relay for life

"The jocks are at the top of the social pyramid, the semi-jocks are next, then comes the drama and the music geeks. Wait no the drama geeks go next, then the music geeks are at the very bottom, 'cause you know they are music geeks and they deserve to be on the bottom" -Mr. G

"The icecube looks like little houses and the titanic!" -me

"I wish Orlando Bloom would have a tea party with me..." -me

"Welcome aboard the punk-fairy-express!" -me and hannah

"When you look in the sky everything looks like bricks" -jordan

"Moose Burgers turn me on!" -me and nicole

"Chiyo-chan lets go save the world!" -me and victoria

"Have you ever raped your lunchbox?" -me

"Don't you remember the rotton-soggey-mushy-gross-old-chessy-crackers?" -hannah

"Its just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, put your hands on your hips, and bring your nees in tight, do the pelvic thrust, it will drive you insaine, LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!" -Rocky Horror pictture show

"Don't worry James i don't think about Spencer that way, but i do think about dr.furter in that way!" -courtney

"Alyssa is the beautiful one, Nicole is the datable one and hannah...well lets just say she is the creepy asian-looking chick who has no one" -spencer

"Why does it always seem that we are only talk about rape and emos?" -the gang

"Your family is building a barn?!?" -Liz

"I wish Orlando Bloom would release a sex tape" -me

"I do not want to know about you and your sick fanatsies about Orlando Bloom juice being sucked through a Johnney Depp straw!" -spencer

"Just imagin an Orlando icecream sunday with Depp sauce smuthered on it!" -me, hannah and courntey

"You spelt my name wrong!" -lindsey

"Lets all go play gilligan's island in alaska!" -me

"Her belly is so hairy that it is a gorilla belly" -me, hannah and jordan

"Are you video taping me?" -random girl

"Gorilla legs." -me and hannah

"Mr.Millard beat hannah with a croquet mallet during a game of extreme croquet!" -me

"Whats worse then playing bunker ball? Playing bunker ball while listening to Justin Timberlake!" -ma and hannah

"Where do you stand in vegetation rights?" -random nerd

"OMG! Its a blonde Elvis!" -me and Jordan

"Well my dad is a prostitute!" -my retard sister

"Mike is german." -my retard sister

"OMG its the screaming Notre Dame girl! She is throwing up!" -random bitch

"We are so going to africa and stealing a monkey!" -victoria

"Inuyasha is falling from the sky!" -ma and lindsey

"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" -victoria

"Alyssa, if you don't start playing at the right temp i'm going to beat you with a bar of soap and a towel so it will leave internal not exterior bruises, so your parents will never know how much i beat you!" -mr-stuart

"whats it like in a kangaroo pouch?" -victoria

"Lets all pray to the allmighty ruler Bob! the dark ruler and everything! but first we will need virgins! lots and lots of virgins! but not hannah or jordan, for in the eyes of Bob, they are not virgins!" -me and Miranda

"Do you feel your inner zen?" -me and miranda

"DO YOU LIKE ANIME OR MANGA?!?!?!" -victoria

"Hell has just froze over...MR.G ISN'T WEARING BLACK!" -me

"Oh and by the way, nice hair!" -Elinor the crazy retarded bitch

"His foot in my ear, god it was orgasmic!" -a quote i imagined Elinor would say

"OMG! madame knows what trogdor is!" -me

"Lts all go and feed cheesecake to the skinny people!" -me

"I think they laugh every three seconds" -hannah's brother (during snow fairy sugar)

"who's a pyriomaniac?...ME!!!!" -me

"OMG spencer! please don't rape me!" -nicole

"Ok it starts with a D and ends with an Anna, give up its DEANNA!" -victoria

"I wish i could be choked in your breasts Alyssa" -Spencer

"Pretty hard in spencer land! i mean party hard in spencer land" -me, spencer and nicole

"Damned i wish i had some spencer cake, with spencer sauce drizzled on top!" -me and nicole

"I think that you are sexually assulting me.." -spencer

"First hannah will elope with matt, for the amnga, then she will elope with james, as an excuse for leaving matt, then she will elope with spencer, 'cause well lets face it, hes got one smokin' hot bod!" -me

"God Alyssa, you are the most beautiful student i have ever met. how do you stay so beautiful. you have an attractive face and i wish i could..." -scary dead teacher

"Microwaves give Spencer orgasims" -hannah

"Spencer is am elf" -hannah

"Princess mrs. Spencer" -victoria

"Silly alyssa, DEATH DOESN'T TAN!" -my mom

"I feel you" -spencer

"Stop bitting the baby's belly" -me

"Wait, how do you spell adam?" -me

"OMG Alyssa! Spencer has man boobs! I SAW THEM!" -Nicole

"Man boobs usually turn me off, but when they are on spencer, man they turn me on!" -me

"SHUT UP MACKENZIE! tO TURN SOMETHING OFF PUSH THE OFF BUTTON!" "Which one?" "ALL OF THEM!" -me and my sister

"Mackenzie the feet sucking bitch" -me and victoria

"Summer can be a lonely place, so to satisfy your quench i have made a visual for you: Spencer with only a towel on, hot oil dripping from his well toned chest, him feeding you a big piece of chocolate covered spencer cake" -me

"Hmm! hummmm! haaa!" -me and victoria

"I just farted" -me

"Do i make you horny" -spencer

"OMG! HE IS LOOKING DOWN AT MY CHEST!" -me

"SPENCER! STOP RUBBING MY LEG!" -hannah

"have i ever told you i lo-OMG GIANT OCTAPUS!" -me

"HAHA HANNAH IS FAT!" -matt

"pool water..." -matt

"Spencer you better stay away from my microwave!"-victoria

"Well what if it was hard on the outside and soft in the inside?" "well then u would put a cover on it." -victoria and spencer (about books, but i didn't know that)

"Sure alyssa is pretty, but she isn't gorgous" -spencer

"His man boobs were all that and more" -me

"Spencer you man whore!" -me, hannah and nicole

"If i called u fat would you make out with me" -victoria

"Omg that kiba was so sexy! and he was checking me out as you took the picture, hey lets look at it...OMG I TAKE THAT BACK HE IS HIDEOUS!" -me

"BUTTERFLY!" -me

"what were you two doing in the garage?!" -me

"matt were you throwing up?" "no he just took a wicked shit" -me and victoria

"Beef, moose meat its all the same, you just shoot it and fry it up, NOW EAT THE MOOSE BURGER!" -random scary guy

"Twenty dollars! i have food for the rest of the week now!" -random poor guy

"I'm so hot i'm causing global warming" - nic

"you sat on her" "no i'm not on her" "sat! S-A-T! PAST TENSE! PAST TENSE!" -me and some guy that sat on jordan

"I am not the screw driver lady" -me

"Didn't your mother ever tell you to not try to kill your friends with string?" -mr.millard

"Eat the spider" "i don't want to" "just do it" "but its gross" "i told you to eat the spider" "and i'm not going to do it" "fine then, you eat the spider" "why don't you" "'cause i told u to" -some random guys we met at the movies

"Do u like rap music?" -more random guys at the movies

"OMG GIANT SPIDER!" -me and my sister

"Mackenzie the feet sucking bitch" -me and victoria

"tweet tweet" -me

"Mackenzie is such an f-ing idiot!" -my mom

Before I end this. I want to tell everyone that i now know what the diff

This is truly bizarre. Follow the instructions!

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Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?

If not, you're among the 2 of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98 of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.

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Put this in your profile if you know what the number 28 really means.

Put this in your profile if you knew that the meaning of life is 23.

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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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