Hello I'm Master Pein

I'm 17 Years Old and I'm from Holland

Likes:Watching anime, Reading fanfictions+Mangas, playing basketball, watching TV and many many more things.

I also like Naruto/Bleach, Naruto/Inuyasha(where naruto dates Kagome, i just can't see inuyasha with kagome srry ppl) Naruto/One Piece crossovers though there aren't many of those to my dissapointment. I read a few Naruto/One piece crossovers and The Marine by Grumpywinter has a extremely good plot and isn't one where Naruto almost immediately joins The Straw Hat crew and instead joins the Marine. It's A Must read for readers who love crossovers as much as I do. I also like other crossovers with naruto but they're to much to mention. I like Naruto being serious when needed and all the other times playful, perverted, non-gay, and superstrong with even stronger opponents and many other personalities.

Dislikes: Emo-pants(sasuke) and emo-lovers(sasuke fangirls) Dobe Naruto,Fangirl/weak Sakura and Ino,The Sharingan as a Bloodline with the exception of level 2: the Mangekyou and its abilities, Yaoi-pairings(as soon as I see one I have the urge to puke) though I do like Yuri he he. I also hate badly written stories where the plot is to rushed, all the woman start throwing themselves on naruto literally, where naruto miraculously fall in love with some at first glance and where Naruto meets the Fourth that the Fourth start apologizing and Naruto forgives him Immediately. I hate Kishimoto for making Naruto The same idiot he was before the timeskip and making emo-pants and Sakura godlike compared to naruto and also for killing off Jiraiya and Itachi ,they were two of my favorite characters of the entire serie. And I hate the plot Itsself 'cuz it focusses to much on emo-duckbutt(Sasuke). When it comes to Naruto Shippuuden there a WAAAAAY to many things I hate.

On the side note: Bleach kicks ASS!! the story line was totally unpredictable, though I had my suspecion about why Kisuke Betrayed soul society. Spoiler Infact is was Kisuke that got betrayed along with the future vaizards and I never suspected a thing about Tessai being a Kidou Captain. Kubo Tite is doing a extremely good job concerning the bleach plotline unlike Masashi Kishimoto.

Note: Here is a statement of an Author whose name is Ranmawho1. I for one completely agree with his statement:

"Far, FAR too many times, I've clicked on a review board, only to see a good writer getting flammed because some stupid asshole doesn't like how they've done something. GROW UP PEOPLE! This is a fanfiction site, A FAN-FUCKING-FICTION SITE! Do you know what that means? That means that this site was created for the express purpose of writing stories based off of popular media, and they are FANFICTIONS!! Now please, hold your gasps of surprize at such a shocking revelation, and pay attention! Who gives a flying fuck if someone wants to write a story and change how someone in the story acts, thinks, dresses, fucks, calles themselves, or any of that stupid shit? You wanna know something? There are no characters, NONE, who are cannological characters (the only, and I mean ONLY excptions being parts of a fanfic that were taken directly from whatever story their based off of, and written WORD FOR WORD, and even then, there's a chance of the characters becoming ooc.)! No matter how well you may think you know a character, no matter how much time you've invested in studying them, unless you are the character's actual CREATOR, there is no way in HELL that you can be absolutely certain that how you have a character react to any given situation would be how the creator would have them react. So quit flaming people over stupid crap you hypocritical dip-shits!

Now, if your one of those people who writes about stuff that I'm jumping on the flamers about, don't start cheering yet, because I've got a bone to pick with you lot as well. It's all fine and dandy for you to write what you like, and I won't give too shits about it, but quit flooding the FUCKING BOARDS!! I know there are a bunch of you out there who like fics where the characters are gay/ teenie bopping highschoolers/ vampires/ or even some other off the wall shit like goldfish, but not everyone enjoys those kinds of stories! can't even begin to tell you the number of times I've had to slog through 10+ pags of yaoi and crap like that, looking for one decent fucking fanfiction, and I know there are plenty of other out there who feel the exact same! Write whatever you want, but don't make it all 50 damned oneshot quick fics of Naruto and Sasuke buttfucking in gym class! Try something else for once, like writing a decent, multi-page story, and quit cluttering the fucking boards!

I know it may sound like I'm being hypocritical, but I'm not! Lines need to be drawn people!

If you've read this and agree, then please copy and paste it onto your bio, and spread the word! We've lost too many decent writers because of dumbass bullshit that gets tossed in their faces, wether it be by too many stories of a particular type, or retards who flame them because they wanna tweak a character!

-Ranmawho1-"

If you read the statement and you agree, copy this into your profile and spread the word my fanfiction brethren.

Here's a quote I found hilarious and true:

Quotes

"If you give a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and let them work for a thousand years, eventually you'll get Shakespeare. If you give one monkey a pen, give him five minutes, and then shoot him, the reflexes of his hand twitching while dying will give you the average yaoi story on Fanfiction.net."
-Evilshroom