I am the one who sees through the dark and seeks the light for mankind. I am the one with a timeless mind and a body with a timer strapped to it. I am the one who writes awesome fanfics.

If you don't like my stories, then what the hell are you looking at this page for? If you choose to tell me that my stories suck, send me an e-mail, and I'll gladly send you a response. You'll be surprised what I'll say back.

If DaveChappelleGreenDayism was a religion, I'd be the head of it(what a great idea!). I throw spoons at bunnies and prance through the internet like a ninja in pottery class. I soar through the world of written expression like the eagle soars through Disneyland. My Indian name is "He Who Rocks Your World".

My quest? To shake the world in a continuous earthquake until I die. My cause? Write great stories.

I pass no judgements and pick no favorites. I take no prisoners, but I will eat a steak or two on the way. Fuck the hippies. Fuck all who walk a strict path. Walk the waviest damn path you can find, and if it ever ends, make it longer by continuing to walk.

If it's dark in your heart, turn on the damn light(you might have to find it first). If it's a bit too bright, I'll smash your lightbulb. Best to install a florescent one.

In the words of Dave Chappelle: "I am a huge fan of the hip-hop music."

In the words of me: "If I get sent to Hell, I'll conquer it. If I get sent to Heaven, I'll play Green Day on a stolen angel's harp. If I die and find that there's nothing, then I'll have been right this whole time."

Brilliant things that have been said:

"There are so many idiots whos asses I have to kick!"- Ed Elric

"They call 'em fingers, but I never see 'em fing. Oh, there they go."- Auto(The Simpsons)

'MOOSE!"- Me

"People have to die to make life important."- Some Commercial

"The meaning of life is whatever you make of it. Swimmers swim and painters paint."- Me

Recently from me- A fic that's not a mushy load of love crap. W00t!