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 This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. |
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A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 1,755,851 - Reviews: 5803 - Favs: 9,943 - Follows: 9,859 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Y'know Nothing Jon Snow! by Umodin reviews
Y'know, I never realized how much the phrase about life giving you lemons resonated with me until all of this malarkey happened. I should be dead. Instead, I was dropped into the world of Pokémon, turned into a nine-year-old that looked nothing like I used to. To not take advantage of this supernatural opportunity was just stupid, however. And so, I became a trainer. OC-SI
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 3,708 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 8/20/2015 - OC
Joining The League by spearcell96 reviews
The Big bang happen just a few months before the invasion of Earth, this change of events leads to many happens on earth most noteworthy, a new young member for the League. AU
Crossover - Static Shock & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,130 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Virgil/Static
Chimera Luffy by mellra reviews
What if Luffy ate a different Devil's Fruit as a child? Not just any fruit, but the most powerful of the Zoan fruits, the Chimera-Chimera Fruit. It is a legendary Zoan fruit that allows the user to take on the forms of any Zoan fruit users, as well a true form as the mythical chimera. How will this change the course of the One Piece world? Pairing most likely Luffy/Boa Hancock, but
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 242,948 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Luffy - Complete
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,832 - Reviews: 3729 - Favs: 10,337 - Follows: 10,967 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,939 - Follows: 13,045 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Root of Darkness by Amorphis760 reviews
I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 246,626 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 5,389 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - OC
Child of Earth by Lumendea reviews
Rose Tyler is in her final year of uni. but the universe isn't going to make it easy for her. Too many enemies know that this is their last chance to destroy her before she vanishes with the Doctor and have plans in motion that threaten not only Rose but her entire planet. Thirteen full episodes and seventh in the Guardians of the Universe series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 201,719 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [9th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor] - Complete
Reese's sister by soldatj reviews
HUZZAH AN UPDATE Ranma falls into a different spring at Jusenkyo. It seems that the replicator creator's older sister drowned there long ago. Now the SGC is worried about a new replicator threat.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,366 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Ranma
Zombie Queen Bee by Lightan117 reviews
For eighteen years of my life I've been held prisoner by people who believed me to be a cure. I am no cure, not to anything. I'm a queen and I have only one rule. Don't Fuck With The Queen. Or those close to me. So, if you want a war, go a head and try. I bet you my army is bigger than yours. Daryl/OC (Romance/mostly swearing)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,759 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Daryl D., OC
Beginning a New Path by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
Massive multiverse crossover between Harry Potter/Buffy/Stargate/Star Trek Enterprise/X-Men/Fantastic Four/Iron Man/Highlander/Justice League/Underworld/Star Wars and More in that order. Harry Potter is the main character. Full summary inside. Non-Traditional-Harem, Builds up to Awesome Power Harry. 1 Million Words. 150 Smut Scenes (Very Sensual Story).
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 984,231 - Reviews: 2620 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 6/18/2010 - S. Carter, Harry P.
Time and the Trickster by Lumendea reviews
Sequel to The Companion Connection. Rose Tyler is the Defender of Earth in her own right and the girlfriend of the Doctor in a temporally complicated relationship. Now with her second year at university starting she knows that life isn't going to be calm or easy, but even Rose has no idea what is in store. Thirteen adventures and fourth in the Guardians of the Universe series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 205,010 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 10/27/2012 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Starting Things Differently by Kyuubisama201 reviews
Ash is given Pikachu in the beginning. What if Pikachu ditches him in his time of need. What if another pokemon takes place of his starter. He takes to the world differently and is smarter with his choices. He wants to be the best of trainers. Watch out world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 208,431 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Lone Dragonborn by Dario Soto reviews
As Blackheart, the Lone Wanderer, teleports into the mysterious world of Skyrim, he now has to adjust to his new life and fulfill his destiny as the new Dragonborn!
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 86 - Words: 280,902 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,512 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 9,582 - Follows: 8,168 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rise of the Solar Empire by SapOzh reviews
AU. The humanity finds Prothean town on Earth in 1843 A.D. It's mostly intact and has some information about the Reapers. The Prothean technology is used to conquer and unite the humanity. There is no Alliance. Meet the Solar Empire.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Shepard (M)
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 5,060 - Follows: 4,483 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 5,317 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Alone I Suffer by GrimMalice reviews
Naruto and Sakura's relationship was looking up until he finally retrieved Sasuke. Not long after he finds out their secret behind his back and leaves the village vowing to never love again.3 years later he returns. NarutoXKurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,029 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 5,099 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3363 - Favs: 9,173 - Follows: 9,154 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Gotham Nights by The Darkest Soul reviews
Naruto took revenge on his world and destroyed it. Using Kyuubi's power he traveled to a new one filled with bat themed heros and clownish villains. Something tells him that he'd fit in perfectly. NarutoXBatmanXOther Crossovers. SuperNaruto VillainNaruto
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Naruto U.
A New Era by zerohour20xx reviews
NarutoxPokegirl crossover After an incident with Orochimaru, Naruto is thrown into a new land and with a new land comes new dangers and new adventures. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 215 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Chaos by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto dies at the Valley of the End but then the god of chaos appears and decides to mess with Naruto life making him his champion. Mass crossover and multiple pairing.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 262,579 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5796 - Favs: 4,275 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wrong move by psychojuggalo reviews
Naruto is framed for rape who will help him major occness and lemons naruto alotofgirls
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Dinner Date by Demon God of Chaos reviews
Naruto goes to date... someone... Naruto with a lot of women... currently, i added a new chapter at 432007... please review, trying to get 1000 reviews...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,494 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.