Hiya!!

Lets see I love Vampires there my favroite creatures ever. I wish they were real =

I love the Vampire Academy series. Its better than Twilight...I know it seems impossible but it is. I read the series twice and got Four people hooked. so go check it out if you love twilight.

Favroite couples:

Anna and Van Helsing- Van Helsing

Sam and Jason- General Hospital

Dominque and Lulu- General hospital

Elena and Stenfan- Vampire Diaries

Rose and Demetri- Vampire Academy

Rose and Adrain- Vampire Academy (ALTHOUGH HE IS MINE!!)

Favroite Characters

Sam- General Hospital

Damon- Vampire Diaries

Dean Winchester- Supernatural

Anna- Van Helsing

Cordillia- Angel

Adrian- Vampire Academy

hmmmmmmmmm yeah thats all I can think of. loll

The Ones In Bold Are Like Me The Ones That Aren't...Well I Thought It Was Funny.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

A postitive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

1. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9: Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

~If stupidity was a crime, i'd be sentenced for life.

~You think you're all that and a bag of potato chips.
Well...I'm all that and a bag of skittles, so TASTE MY RAINBOW.

~Someday I will hit something, fall down, crack my head open and bleed to death. That's how coordinated I am.

Ways to annoy teachers:
1)yell out "MOSH PIT" in the middle of a classroom discussion.
2)Say "Pizza" everytime they call on you to answer a question.
3)Stare longingly at them while they are teaching.
4)Drop all your books on the floor while someone is giving a speech.
5)Try convincing them that age 30 is over the hill.
6)Have conversations with imaginary friends while you should be doing your work.
7)Answer them with answers that are not the subject they are teaching.
8)Hit on them!!
9)Pop your gum really loud and say "it's Casper, not me!!"
10)Put your pencil behind your ear and act like you can't find it, then accuse them of stealing it.

~LIfe without me, how boring would that be?
~Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

~I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

~When I say LOL, I'm not laughing out loud. I have nothing better to say.

~Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationery

~Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

~Opportunity may knock only once
but temptation leans on the doorbell.

~Don't you hate it when the voices in your head fight with your imaginary friend.

~Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

~Can't sleep...clowns will eat me

~the next time a guy tells you to suck it say sorry my mother told me not to put small things in my mouth

~If you talk about me...
I got some advice.
Tap your heels three times,
and say 'I wish I had a life.'

~Whatever creams your twinkie!

~I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to tell you how I really feel

~Your so ugly that if you entered an ugly competition they'd say sorry no professionals.

~Don't stick your tongue out at me, unless you intend to use it...

~I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

~I cant play stupid with you, youre too good at it.

~If you saw a sign with a red button below it and the sign read " Do not push button". Would you push the button?? (Yes. Yes I would)

~I'm not inconsiderate.I just don't give a f!

~Those who criticize our generation
forget who raised it.

~I'm not random, I just have many thoughts. Jealous, aren't you?

~I have PMS and a gun.Don't mess with me.

~I think life would get better if those damn kids would just let the rabbit have his Trix!

~shut the door, take off your pants, get on top of me and do what you need to do to satisfy your needs
Love always,
The Toilet

~When life gives you lemons, you throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes!

~Even if the voices aren't real,
They have some really good ideas!!

~If you cant convince them, confuse them.

~i don't have a short attention span i just .o!!.BUNNY! (haha My friend said that to me wont lit me drive =()

~"And. I'm off like a prom dress!"

~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. and if you dont stop it...he seriously just might eat you.

~To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me?? Sht! You gotta be kidding!!

~I finally feel ready to say those 3 words i've been longing to tell you.Go To Hell!

~If you promise to stop talking I promise to stop making funny faces when you aren't looking.

~"It's not bad, it's just illegal."

~Guess What?. Make's You Wonder Don't It?

~It is difficult to be stupid... competition is huge...

~if life gives you lemons find an annoying kid with a paper cut

~Last Night I Dreamt I was Eating A Giant Marshmallow.When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone!

~My door is always open for YOU...
so feel free to leave!

~Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

~Hello,i am the friggin' happiness fairy.
I've sprinkled happy dust on you, So smile dammit!!This st is expensive!! ( Said it to my friend and she died laughing. )

~How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

~your lips keep moving but all i hear is blah blah blah

~Lifes a bch. Im just here to represent.

~roses are red violets are blue a face like urs belongs in the zoo, dont worry cuz ill be there too, not in a cage but laughing at u.( said it to my bff olivia)

~I hate doing things alone
so when i die I'm bringing your a with me

~What makes men chase woman they have no intention of marrying?
The same reason why dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

~Sonny, your eyes are red, have you been drinking?
Officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

~I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE

~...I'm more sane than you the voices told me so...

~"Oops, there it goes. My brain stopped."

~Awkward silences: Embrace them, Enjoy them, Cause them

~Experience is the worst teacher:
it gives the test before presenting the lesson.

~i know im in my own world...it's ok they know me here!

~Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

~"If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk." ( Good Times hahaha)

First look at the questions and answer. Then put what you have for an answer where the question numbers below! ENjoy!

HERE'S HOW YOU DO IT:
Dear (someone you recently talked to) Olivia,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1) I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it (2) That night you picked your nose, (3) At the mental hospital and I saw you (4) Carve your initials into(5) My Father. I'm sure you're (6) High enough to understand (7) That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning (8) The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep (9) Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I (10) Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and (11) You ruined my attempts at another world war.

(12) Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore.

(your name) Morgan

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore

Stupid test: Bold Itallic the ones you are/have done

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. Not yet but want to
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total= 4

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (How does this make you stupid?)
People have called you slow.

total= 8

You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
You have caught yourself drooling.
You’ve fallen asleep in class
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed.

total= 6

Sometimes you just stop thinking
You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

total= 5

You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important Suppose to be studying for exams
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total= 3

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total= 6

overall total= 38? I don't Remeber Lost cound loll. IM DUMB!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!

Well Im Done

Byers

OKAY ALL MY LOVELY FANS I AM NOW GOING ORIGINAL!! YEP THATS RIGHT I AM NOW MAKING MY OWN STORY WHICH IS AT THE SISTER SITE FICTION PRESS. IF YOU WANT TO READ OR WANT TO KNOW THE SUMMARY PM ME!!

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