I'm just your average, under-sized red-head. I'm a total bubble! I say stupid things; I do stupid things... like accidentally trying to send my mate to pee in a lift 'cos I thought it was a toilet 8]

I Bonfire Celebrations more than Christmas, and now have a healthy obsession with all associated pyromania.

I love history 8] and want to get a job in a museum when I'm older, telling folk interesting facts about dead people.

I like cooking and baking. Buuuuut I once over-microwaved my salmon to the point of mumification, and another time I turned Emba's tongue white from over-chilli-ing some noodles. I've managed to physically burn pasta. Our risotto smelt like porridge. And let's not mention the time I set fire to bolognase sauce... ^_^ Saying that, I can make you a damn fine chocolate cake in a mug ;)

Oh yeah, and I write. Far less frequently than I Morris dance. And most of the stuff on here is AAAAAAGES old and rather bad. And probably won't be updated (SORRY!!!). Just on here to review and enjoy. May update at some point but will probably re-do the stories if I do that.