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fav. song: buildgod then well talk

fav. day: Thursday

fav. food: chocolate

fav. car: Corvette

fav. veggie: spinach fav.

Quote: we all go a little MAD sometimes

fav. fruit: mango

2nd fav. quote: my mommy says im special... but whos ED?

(i made it up so dont use it its copyrighted)

Fav. book: twilight

(i know quotes cant be copyrighted but... they can now!! pass that on you meanie bobinie)

Fav. subject: l.a

fav. store: hot topic (not goth or emo)

fav. anime: naruto,bleach,and inuyasha

is that better? good

IM NOT CRAZY... I JUST LIKE SUGAR!!

IM THE REASON U NEED MEDICATION!!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs!!( that is so true!)

If you think iPods/music were gifts from God copy and paste this onto your profile. I (would have even less of a life if it wasn't for ipods.)

(I cant walk down the hall without music or and i pod playing in my ears, do math better listening to music)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it...( ), hazzah evil smiley!)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. ( PSSSSSSSHH...)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.( The correct term is people.)

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Even when you cant see him God is there. if you belive in God put this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile

If you agree to any of these, please add them to your profile.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

ATV is Addicted To Vampires

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.( NO my organ is broken!)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

AN apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit(CARLISLE!).

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!( Or your mind was being cruel!)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.( I brought this up in science and my teacher and i were fighting about it.))

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. ( Again, you already know that.)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.(thats basically all i get...)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Shellygirl, Cheyenne32,Twihardtwilighter434,host2929

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.( I am there with you man.)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.( Sigh, i would if i had a life.)

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Couch Taters

1. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. --Robert Benchley

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

A conclusion is simply the place where you get tired of thinking.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.--Charlie McCarthy

If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a fool.

"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."-- E.V. Lucas

The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

A watched clock never boils.

Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power.

Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?

There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.--Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister

It is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.--Earl of Chesterfield

Someday is not a day of the week. The time to begin most things is ten years ago.--Mignon McLaughlin

Sense &...Senseless?

1. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If ignorance is bliss, I'm the happiest person you'll ever meet.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are missing.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

When in doubt, mumble.

I may look busy, but I'm just confused.

I smile because i have no idea what's going on.

Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

I am not stupid. Everyone else is just smarter than me.

Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.

Being good at stupid doesnt count.

The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.-Albert Einstein Le sens commun n'est pas si commun

(Common sense is not so common)--Voltaire Francois-Marie Arouet

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.--Albert Einstein

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?

Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

There's no place like

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

In life, you can't press the backspace button.-AML

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. --Farmers' Almanac

Pearls of W

A word to the wise is unnecessary. - La Rouchefoucauld

Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Whoever said sun brings happiness never danced in the rain.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read.

Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees. Long periods of drought are always followed by rain. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean. Reach for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw it away three weeks before you need it. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Bills travel through the mail twice the speed of checks. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger--Franklin P. Jones Everyone is the age of their heart.--Guatealan proverb Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. The assassin and the slanderer differ only in the weapon they use; with the one it is the dagger, with the other the tongue. The latter is worse than the former, for the first only kills the body, while the other murders the reputation--Tyron Edwards Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are--Dale Carnegie If I were asked to enumerate ten educational stupidities, the giving of grades would head the list... If I can't give a child a better reason for studying than a grade on a report card, I ought to lock my desk and go home and stay there.--Dorothy De Zouche How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?--Paul Sweeney Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm--Malayan proverb When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.--Sir Winston Churchill A war never decides who is right, but who is left. Rule one: The wife is always right.

Rule two: If the wife is not right, refer back to rule one. (User submitted-Thank you!)

1. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Another good weight reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back. -Robert Quillen Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. -English Proverb Eat to live, do not live to eat. -William Penn, 1693 I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! I'm a light eater. When it gets light, I start eating.--Tommy John I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.--Jennifer Greene Duncan I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it? I'm not overweight, I'm undertall. I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
--Joel, 14, Advice from Kids It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds. A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width. I have a weight problem (I can't wait to start eating!!) Touch your toes
And touch your toes
And wish you'd skipped those Oreo's. I get my exercise running to the refrigerator. I thought tuna was something to hold the mayonaise together. Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. First you consume chocolate, then chocolate consumes you. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. Some people are afraid of heights.I'm afraid of widths. You know you are dieting when postage stamps taste good. 'Stressed' is 'Desserts' spelled backwards Relish today. Catchup tomorrow. Diet: Two people dying together.--AML Note that if you take the T away from the word diet, it spells die. "Food will kill me... But not if I kill it first!" The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. It's not fat, it's potential muscle. Eat well, exercise and die anyway. If weight were money, I'd be rich.

NoNsEnSe

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure... Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Constant change is here to stay. I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not. As I said before, I never repeat myself. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia. All generalizations are false, even this one. Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.--Albert Einstein That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.--Yogi Bera I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. I can resist everything except temptation. You non conformists are all the same. I have decided to be indecisive. My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane. I might be a genius, but I'm not that stupid. (User submitted-Thank you!)

1. If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?

2. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

3. Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

4. If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

5. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

6. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

7. The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming?

8. Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?

9. Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

11. Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

12. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

13. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

14. Why is the word abbreviation so long?

15. If a word is mispelled in the dictionary, is it mispelled?

16. And if it is mispelled, how would we know?

17. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

18. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

19. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

20. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

21. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

22. If you are dialing from a touch-tone phone, Why do you call it 'dialing'? -Ziggy

23. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

24. If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

25. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

26. "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

27. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

28. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

29. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from, morons?

30. Can you get cornered in a round room?

31. Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

32. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

33. Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

34. If "poli" means many, and "tics" mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does "politics" mean?

35. Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

36. If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

37. Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

38. Why do you go "back and forth" to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

39. Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

40. If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

41. You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

42. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

43. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

44. How is it possible to have a civil war?

45. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

46. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

47. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

48. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

49. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

50. Why on Earth, with over 3/4 of our planet covered by water, don't we call it 'ocean'?--Ziggy

51. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

52. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

53. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

54. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

55. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

56. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

57. Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

58. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to these people? Why don't they put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while delivering the mail?

59. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

60. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

61. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

62. What's another word for Thesaurus?--Steven Wright

63. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

64. Why is it that when trasporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

65. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

66. If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come two negatives make a
positive?

67. How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning?

68. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

69. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

70. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

71. If you set to work with a knife that will cut through anything and Tupperware that's guaranteed not to break, what happens?

72. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

73. How did a fool and his money get together?

74. How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?

75. Who really took the bite out of the Apple logo?

76. When an elevator is overloaded with passengers who is criminally responsible?

77. If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

78. What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious?

79. If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights?

80. Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?

81. Could it be that all those people dressed up, wearing sheets, aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

82. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

83. If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?

84. If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?

85. Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?

86. Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?

87. If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?

88. Why do they say new and improved? It can't be new if it was improved can it?

89. Why do they call it rush hour when nobody moves? (User Submitted-Thank you!)

Laugh Lines

1. In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

2. Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you--Chinese Proverb

3. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

4. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

5. Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

6. Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

7. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

8. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

9. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

10. It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.

Strangers have the best candy.Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. -Jack HandyThere are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.My husband and I divorced over religious reasons. He thought he was G-d and I didn't! Earth is the insane Asylum for the universe.Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met!Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back!If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either. When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way.Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.Never drink water - if it can rust iron, imagine what it can do to your stomach.There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train!I'm not littering... I'm donating to the earth.If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.DEAR IRS, Please cancel my subscription.G-d, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.If you blow in a dog's face-he'll get mad at you, but take him for a ride in the car - the first thing he does is stick his head out of the window!Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'! The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys.Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with. Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.I'd have a photographic memory but it was never developed.I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake.If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less. He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers--Joseph BlosephinaI never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.It's funny- the ppl. who want quiet are always the loudest getting everyone else to shut up.Imagine how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.Whoever said money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. If it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight. Anyone who wants the presidency enough that he will spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. --Burt Bacharach Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations. --Orson WellesA world without love means less people will care if you mess up. --Kassandra L.A. Goodson (User submitted-Thank you!)An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. --Leonn Marshall (User submitted-Thank you!)My wife and I always get into arguments, and I always get the last word. "Yes, dear". --Branden (User submitted-Thank you!)G-d must like stupid people; he makes so many of them. (User submitted-Thank you!)Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor. --Laurence J. Peter

I was looking through a bag of Stella D'oro cookies and the only letter I was able to find was an 'S'. At least they should add a vowel! --AML

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