Yo ma boiiiiiis, I'm a one in a hundred guy, and you better belive it.

My name is Maxim Yura (I won't give you my last name).

Age: 24

Nationality: Born in Brighton, England, raised in Yekaterinburg, Russia and live in Augsburg, Germany.

Martial status: I have girlfriend since six years now. We have a one year old son called Valera, and a second one is coming.

How I ended up here? Well, my younger brother introduced me to the worlds of 2d girl, virgins and Hentai when I was 14.

As I started watching the basic shit like Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon, Naruto and One piece I could see that virginity is now something that I would keep forever. To hide my true identity as a weeb I started to visit the gym, eat healthier and drink water instead of monster.

With sixteen I met an older girl, 19, she was a one timer, but as a regular weeb I fell in love with her. That love was dimished when I found out she slept with the whole school despite not even being a part of it.

With eighteen I left the country to study abroad. Good desicion.

As a student it was also a regular thing to smoke pot, fuck around on parties and consume more Alkohol. Again I met a cute girl my age. We slept from time to time and then became a couple. Two month later she told me that she actually has a boyfriend.

Again I was single.

I traveled into the Netherlands to get some pot and met a cute 16 year old russian girl. Despite me being 18 during that time she fell in love with me and that pretty fast. She was there with some older friends so it was fine when she brought me into her hotel room where we had a great night. This fling evolved into booty calls whenever I visited mother russia. A few months later she called me on my phone and confessed to me. The hollydays during the same month we spent fucking around like rabbits. Four years later she got pregnant and my son was born. A year later she got pregnant again.

I started writing because most of the books that exist at the moment are way too influential for children. (Almost every Charakter in Harry Potter is gay, fuck you J. K. Rowling.) I don't want my children's sexuallity be influenced by social media and others. Hell if he wants to love his cousin or his sister, fine by me. Better than a degenerate whore his age. I write this story's to have a parental influence on him without being there. My story's contain romance, parenting, sex and friendship. I want them to read them, tell them that this is always better than an actual Canon book. If they have their own vision of how something should end, fuck, create an account and write your own story. Of course my story's also contain language, violence, gore and a shit ton of incest. But honestly, it's good when my son knows a few special words. It's good when he develops a sense for fighting, it's good when he can imagine gore because it would get his creativity started. And honesty. Almost everyones first crush, sex experience or love was his cousin.

I never had a cousin, but my girlfriend for example had her first time with her female cousin. (I wish I could see that.)

Epilogue

(I learned that my first crush died a drug overdose on a party while sleeping whit three guys.)

(My second sex experience got married with 20, had 2 children and her husband left her afterwards. (Should have stayed, bitch))

I have a couple of friends who helps me writing. Mainly Jakob and Alex. My Gf Anna helps too.

My favorite animes:

Naruto!!!

Fairy tail.

Pokemon.

Blood C.

Domestic girlfriend.

Kill la kill.

Akame ga kill.

Honorable mentions: Highschool DXD. Highschool of the dead. Strike the blood. Darling in the Franxx. Sword art online. Grancrest Senki. Hajimete no gal. Darker than black.

My favourite Charakters(ranked):

Naruto(Dattebayo)

002(Daaaaaarling)

Cana Alberona(Alkohol)

Ash Ketchum(I will catch every pokemon *catches 21 till 7th generation*)

Favourite Pairing:

Naruto x Kushina.(the hottest one in existence)

Naruto x Shizune.(Unused and underrated)

Naruto x Karui.(Smh satisfying.)

Naruto x Tsunami.(Love every story there is.)

Natsu x Cana.(Better 4 me)

Natsu x Harem.(Yeahhhhhhhh)

Ash x Dawn.(Paired them since I found out that love exists)

Ash x Nessa. (Would be hot)

Ash x Harem.(Why not)

Weird pairings that I come to like but never saw before:

Sasuke x Irina Jelavic (Assassination Classroom)

Neji x Mamako Oosuki (Do you love your mother)

Naruto x Scanty x Kneesocks (Panty and Stocking)

Panty Anarchy x OC (Just4fun)

Kiba x Panty Anarchy

Kiba x Tsume x Hana

Neji x His mother

Shikamaru x Yoshino

Any male character in Naruto that comes from a clan x a female clan member(OC).

I love reading the biggest smut, genderswap, weirdest sex, giga harems where you can't even remember the names, incest stories that makes you wanna commit it yourself and finally male x two lesbians. (OC x Citrus chicks for example).

Well if you want to know something feel free to ask.

Im out