Jaune has no idea what he's doing. Nora is hyperactive. Pyrrha is composed but overwhelmed. Ren just wants some peace. Ladies and gentlemen, Team JNPR. With a room shared between these four disparate personalities, what shenanigans can ensue over the school year? Centers on Ren and Nora; Jaune and Pyrrha are just along for the ride. *SUSPENDED; SEE CH12 A/N.* I do not own RWBY!