Hey guys! We are Daughters of Apollo Hades and Poseidon.

Safire: Yoyoyoyo

Mel: Yo-yo?

Crystal: Dude-ie

Safire&Mel: Dude-ie?!

Crystal: Just get on with the introductions already!

Safire: :( don't yell at me waaaaaaaaaah *flaps arms around*

Mel: SHE WASN'T YELLING AT YOU!! (What are you, a chicken?)

Safire: STOP IT WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! T_T

Crystal: Ignore these idiots over here. I'm Crystal, daughter of Apollo ;)

Safire: HADES ROX YOUR COOKIE AND DON'T FORGET IT!

Crystal&Mel: You wish!

Crystal: Apollo is the best!

Mel: Na-ah! Poseidon is waaay better! ASK MAH BRO PERCY!!!

Safire: Yeah? Well, ask my brother Nico! And our dead sister Bianca! WE CAN RAISE THE DEAD MUAHAAHA!!! *cue thunder and lightning*

Mel: And there goes Zeus...

Crystal: Okay, you know what?

Mel&Safire: What?

Crystal: SHUT UP!

Safire&Mel: *cries*

Crystal: *sigh* *points* Look! A flying purple popcorn bucket on a flying unicorn!

Mel&Safire: *stops crying* WHERE?!?!

Crystal: I lied. *To readers* I'm sorry. We're a pretty dis-functional trio.

Mel: There's a bug on me...

Crystal: And that's Mel aka Melody aka Midnyte.Melody. Daughter of Poseidon.

Safire: Lemme see the bug!

Crystal: And that would be Safire, daughter of Hades...

Mel: Where's the trashcan?

Safire: You're going to throw it away?!?!

Crystal: NO NOT THE BUGGY!!!!!!

Safire&Mel: O.o

Crystal: ...