Hi. I'm new to this website, but just because I'm a newbie doesn't mean I don't know my way around the Internet!

It's rather dangerous to give out any personal identification to the public no matter how safe you might think it is.

Someone bad might find you and do awful things to you or your family if they're that determined.

But thank you for your visit, no matter how disappointed you may or may not be!

A little poetry for a signature, if I may:

Brains I have

And Courage in spades

But if I had a heart

My life would be

Ding-A-Derry!